Chords for Missin' the Missus
Tempo:
70.8 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
E
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D]
The missus pissed off headed straight for her mother's and I headed straight [A] for the phone
rang a few mates and invited them over, a bloke could go mad [D] on his own
the truck from the pub took an hour to unload as we set up the [G] kegs in the yard
then got on the [D] blower and ordered some [A] tucker, just enough stuff to keep [D] us from starving
there was chicken and fish, full beast on a spit, spaghetti and sweet [A] and sour pork
pizza and peanuts, salami, pickled onions and a fucking great [D] boatload of prawns
hungry jacks, shish kebabs, KFC, maccas, dry bickies and [G] olives and cheese
washed it all [D] down with a bucket of piss [A] while I'm missing the [D] missus be jeez
[G] washed it all [D] down with a bucket of [A] piss while he's missing the [D] missus be jeez
then we hit the kick and kicked in for a stripper, cause Woody could get [A] us one cheap
that stripper we got was a fair dinkum bush pig, more tats than she had [D] fucking teeth
while that stripper was stripping someone let me dog in, tripod sniffed and just [G] pissed on the floor
and when she went to [D] kick him she slipped in the [A] piss done the splits and got [D] stuck to the wall
[E] gas bottle exploded, crash landed next door and the cranky old [B] cunt called the cops
cops come around and arrested the prick, even cops don't like [E] fucking dobbers
they stayed open, the stripper still stuck to the wall while tripods sniffed [A] round in her purse
with a mouth full of g [E]-strings and sex aids and [B] dildos when you thought things just [E] couldn't get worse
[F] fucking fireys turned up in their little red truck and proceeded to [C] foam the joint down
then the ambos and journos and ten fucking tow trucks and half of the [F] bastards from town
with their tractors and utes all [C] piled high with booze and a couple of [Bb] wool bags of weed
all come to [F] console me on me first day [C] alone while I'm missing the [F] missus bejesus
[Bb] all got to [F] console I'm missmasking [C] and I'm while he's missing the [F] missus bejesus
[G] if I was left standing, don't matter I don't remember, just remember the gut [D]-aching gout
and that stripper still stuck to the side of me shed, tripod licking trying to help [G] her slide down
and the mess in the dunny on the floor and in the basin on the mirror and [C] all up the wall
wiping me [G] chin while I'm trying to [D] remember where I'd seen all that [G] tucker before
[A] there was chicken and fish bones half eaten, full beasts of spaghetti and [E] sweet and sour pork
pizza and peanut salami, pickled onions and the deck was all [A] covered in prawn shells
hungry jackfish, kebabs, KFC, maccas, soggy biscuits and [D] olives and cheese
and a turd and me [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while I'm missing the [A] missus [D] bejesus
a turd and his [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while he's missing the [A] missus [D] bejesus
a turd and his [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while he's missing the [A] missus bejesus
The missus pissed off headed straight for her mother's and I headed straight [A] for the phone
rang a few mates and invited them over, a bloke could go mad [D] on his own
the truck from the pub took an hour to unload as we set up the [G] kegs in the yard
then got on the [D] blower and ordered some [A] tucker, just enough stuff to keep [D] us from starving
there was chicken and fish, full beast on a spit, spaghetti and sweet [A] and sour pork
pizza and peanuts, salami, pickled onions and a fucking great [D] boatload of prawns
hungry jacks, shish kebabs, KFC, maccas, dry bickies and [G] olives and cheese
washed it all [D] down with a bucket of piss [A] while I'm missing the [D] missus be jeez
[G] washed it all [D] down with a bucket of [A] piss while he's missing the [D] missus be jeez
then we hit the kick and kicked in for a stripper, cause Woody could get [A] us one cheap
that stripper we got was a fair dinkum bush pig, more tats than she had [D] fucking teeth
while that stripper was stripping someone let me dog in, tripod sniffed and just [G] pissed on the floor
and when she went to [D] kick him she slipped in the [A] piss done the splits and got [D] stuck to the wall
[E] gas bottle exploded, crash landed next door and the cranky old [B] cunt called the cops
cops come around and arrested the prick, even cops don't like [E] fucking dobbers
they stayed open, the stripper still stuck to the wall while tripods sniffed [A] round in her purse
with a mouth full of g [E]-strings and sex aids and [B] dildos when you thought things just [E] couldn't get worse
[F] fucking fireys turned up in their little red truck and proceeded to [C] foam the joint down
then the ambos and journos and ten fucking tow trucks and half of the [F] bastards from town
with their tractors and utes all [C] piled high with booze and a couple of [Bb] wool bags of weed
all come to [F] console me on me first day [C] alone while I'm missing the [F] missus bejesus
[Bb] all got to [F] console I'm missmasking [C] and I'm while he's missing the [F] missus bejesus
[G] if I was left standing, don't matter I don't remember, just remember the gut [D]-aching gout
and that stripper still stuck to the side of me shed, tripod licking trying to help [G] her slide down
and the mess in the dunny on the floor and in the basin on the mirror and [C] all up the wall
wiping me [G] chin while I'm trying to [D] remember where I'd seen all that [G] tucker before
[A] there was chicken and fish bones half eaten, full beasts of spaghetti and [E] sweet and sour pork
pizza and peanut salami, pickled onions and the deck was all [A] covered in prawn shells
hungry jackfish, kebabs, KFC, maccas, soggy biscuits and [D] olives and cheese
and a turd and me [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while I'm missing the [A] missus [D] bejesus
a turd and his [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while he's missing the [A] missus [D] bejesus
a turd and his [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while he's missing the [A] missus bejesus
Key:
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The missus pissed off headed straight for her mother's and I headed straight [A] for the phone
rang a few mates and invited them over, a bloke could go mad [D] on his own
the truck from the pub took an hour to unload as we set up the [G] kegs in the yard
then got on the [D] blower and ordered some [A] tucker, just enough stuff to keep [D] us from starving
there was chicken and fish, full beast on a spit, spaghetti and sweet [A] and sour pork
pizza and peanuts, salami, pickled onions and a fucking great [D] boatload of prawns
hungry jacks, shish kebabs, KFC, maccas, dry bickies and [G] olives and cheese
washed it all [D] down with a bucket of piss [A] while I'm missing the [D] missus be jeez
[G] washed it all [D] down with a bucket of [A] piss while he's missing the [D] missus be jeez
then we hit the kick and kicked in for a stripper, cause Woody could get [A] us one cheap
that stripper we got was a fair dinkum bush pig, more tats than she had [D] fucking teeth
while that stripper was stripping someone let me dog in, tripod sniffed and just [G] pissed on the floor
and when she went to [D] kick him she slipped in the [A] piss done the splits and got [D] stuck to the wall
[E] gas bottle exploded, crash landed next door and the cranky old [B] cunt called the cops
cops come around and arrested the prick, even cops don't like [E] fucking dobbers
they stayed open, the stripper still stuck to the wall while tripods sniffed [A] round in her purse
with a mouth full of g [E]-strings and sex aids and [B] dildos when you thought things just [E] couldn't get worse
[F] fucking fireys turned up in their little red truck and proceeded to [C] foam the joint down
then the ambos and journos and ten fucking tow trucks and half of the [F] bastards from town
with their tractors and utes all [C] piled high with booze and a couple of [Bb] wool bags of weed
all come to [F] console me on me first day [C] alone while I'm missing the [F] missus bejesus
[Bb] all got to [F] console I'm missmasking [C] and I'm while he's missing the [F] missus bejesus
[G] if I was left standing, don't matter I don't remember, just remember the gut [D]-aching gout
and that stripper still stuck to the side of me shed, tripod licking trying to help [G] her slide down
and the mess in the dunny on the floor and in the basin on the mirror and [C] all up the wall
wiping me [G] chin while I'm trying to [D] remember where I'd seen all that [G] tucker before
[A] there was chicken and fish bones half eaten, full beasts of spaghetti and [E] sweet and sour pork
pizza and peanut salami, pickled onions and the deck was all [A] covered in prawn shells
hungry jackfish, kebabs, KFC, maccas, soggy biscuits and [D] olives and cheese
and a turd and me [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while I'm missing the [A] missus [D] bejesus
a turd and his [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while he's missing the [A] missus [D] bejesus
a turd and his [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while he's missing the [A] missus bejesus _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The missus pissed off headed straight for her mother's and I headed straight [A] for the phone
rang a few mates and invited them over, a bloke could go mad [D] on his own
the truck from the pub took an hour to unload as we set up the [G] kegs in the yard
then got on the [D] blower and ordered some [A] tucker, just enough stuff to keep [D] us from starving
there was chicken and fish, full beast on a spit, spaghetti and sweet [A] and sour pork
pizza and peanuts, salami, pickled onions and a fucking great [D] boatload of prawns
hungry jacks, shish kebabs, KFC, maccas, dry bickies and [G] olives and cheese
washed it all [D] down with a bucket of piss [A] while I'm missing the [D] missus be jeez
[G] washed it all [D] down with a bucket of [A] piss while he's missing the [D] missus be jeez
then we hit the kick and kicked in for a stripper, cause Woody could get [A] us one cheap
that stripper we got was a fair dinkum bush pig, more tats than she had [D] fucking teeth
while that stripper was stripping someone let me dog in, tripod sniffed and just [G] pissed on the floor
and when she went to [D] kick him she slipped in the [A] piss done the splits and got [D] stuck to the wall
[E] gas bottle exploded, crash landed next door and the cranky old [B] cunt called the cops
cops come around and arrested the prick, even cops don't like [E] fucking dobbers
they stayed open, the stripper still stuck to the wall while tripods sniffed [A] round in her purse
with a mouth full of g [E]-strings and sex aids and [B] dildos when you thought things just [E] couldn't get worse
[F] fucking fireys turned up in their little red truck and proceeded to [C] foam the joint down
then the ambos and journos and ten fucking tow trucks and half of the [F] bastards from town
with their tractors and utes all [C] piled high with booze and a couple of [Bb] wool bags of weed
all come to [F] console me on me first day [C] alone while I'm missing the [F] missus bejesus
[Bb] all got to [F] console I'm missmasking [C] and I'm while he's missing the [F] missus bejesus
[G] if I was left standing, don't matter I don't remember, just remember the gut [D]-aching gout
and that stripper still stuck to the side of me shed, tripod licking trying to help [G] her slide down
and the mess in the dunny on the floor and in the basin on the mirror and [C] all up the wall
wiping me [G] chin while I'm trying to [D] remember where I'd seen all that [G] tucker before
[A] there was chicken and fish bones half eaten, full beasts of spaghetti and [E] sweet and sour pork
pizza and peanut salami, pickled onions and the deck was all [A] covered in prawn shells
hungry jackfish, kebabs, KFC, maccas, soggy biscuits and [D] olives and cheese
and a turd and me [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while I'm missing the [A] missus [D] bejesus
a turd and his [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while he's missing the [A] missus [D] bejesus
a turd and his [A] teeth in the bowl of the [E] bog while he's missing the [A] missus bejesus _ _ _ _ _ _ _