Loudon Wainwright III - New Paint Chords

[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G] At the station you can meet [C] her with that [G] smile you couldn't cheat [C] her a woman [G] that [D] kind
It's _ _ [G]
hard to find
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
It's good to take a [C] girl in the not [G] so very good world and walk [D] in the park _
_ _ [G] Till it gets dark _
_ _ _ _ [D] Sometimes [Am] I feel ugly and old
[D] _ Excuse me, baby [Am] if I'm acting bold [D] my head gets hot, [Am] but my feet aren't cold _ _ _
Excuse me
_ [D] if you will _ _
_ _ _ [G] Take a breather on a [C] bench helps to build up [G] the suspense and the two of you [D] go
_ _ To a [G] movie show _ [D] _ _ _
[G] if she's a woman there's a [C] chance that she [G] maybe likes to dance
[C] So [Bm] you go [D] to the hall _ _ _ and you [G] outstep them all
_ _ _ [D] Don't make a hullabaloo, [Am] I'm not the harp [D] boy
I'll try any [Am] trick and I'll pull any [D] ploy.
I'm a used-up
[Am] 20th century boy Excuse _ me
_ _ [D] If you will _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ She takes you home to meet the folks [C] laughing [G] at the father's jokes.
Shall we watch [D] TV? _ _
_ It's [G] all right with me _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G] Time to go you gonna miss [C] her in the [G] doorway try to kiss her
It [D] tastes so good
_ _ _ [G] Like you hope it would _ [Em] _ [G] _ _
[D] if I was 16 [Am] again, I'd give my tooth
[D] I'm tired and I'm hungry [Am] and I'm looking for my youth.
[D] I'm a little uncool [Am] and I'm a little uncouth
Oh, excuse _ me _ _
Yes, excuse me
_ [D] If you
_ At _ _ _ [G]
the station you can [C] meet her with that [G] smile you couldn't cheat her a woman [D] that kind _
_ It's [G] hard to find _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _