Chords for LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III- April Fool's Day Morn

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_ At 12 [G] midnight I called my [D] mom _ on April Fool's [A] Day morn
_ [D] We [A] _ _ _
two are [G] close sometimes I think
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_ [A] Because I was [D] breech born _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ Doctor [Em] reached inside of her [G] he turned me [D] around and pulled me [A] out.
_ [Bm] _ _ [A] _
_ I
_ [G] emerged her bloody [D] babe
_ He [A] slapped [D] produced my shout
_ _ [A] _ _ At 12 [G] midnight I telephone
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On April [A] Fool's Day morn. _
[D] _ [A] _ _ I told [G] mom I'd be home late
[D] _ Then I hung up the horn.
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I went back to [Em] the party then
_ [G] And I [D] got drunk with all the [A] boys
_ _ _ _ [Em] our
Florid faces [G] shown so [D] bright _ _
We made a lot of noise _ _
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ By 2 [G] a.m. We all were [D] drunk _ _ on April [A] Fool's Day morn _
[D] _ [A] _ _ We [G] had insulted many folk [D] and [A] garnered plenty [D] _ scorn
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We boys and [Em] some girls and some [G] hangers on [Bm] formed a [D] jolly _ [A] caravan _ _ we
_ _ headed from my [G] Canyon home
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To make [A] our fools [D] they _ stand
_ [A] _ _ _ _ Tempers [G]
flared tears [D] were shed on April Fool's [A] Day morn
[Bm] _ _ [A] _
_ tequila [G] ripped and on a tear
_ [D] _ My [A] party shirt [D] got torn.
_ _ _ [G] _ I tried to take a [Em] woman down
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Right there on [D] the bathroom [A] _ floor _
[D] _ [A] _ _ She _ [G] refused I threw her [D] out
_ _ [A] Screaming [D] bitch and whore _ _ _ _
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_ [A] _ _ I
Threatened [G] one poor hanger [D] on with a knife.
He [A] was _ _ [D] warned
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By 5 [G] a.m. Just three were [D] left on April Fool's Day morn
_ _ _ [G] _ _ An English [Em] fool an Irish fool
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Me [D] their foolish Yankee [A] host _ _ _
[F#m] [A] We kissed and [G] cried and swore our [D] love
_ _ drank one final toast
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_ By 6 a [G].m. Those two passed out [D] _ _ on April [A] Fool's Day morn.
_ [D] _ [A] _ _ I
drove [G] _ to Santa Monica _ [D] _
a
Girl [A] there [D] got me warm _ _
_ [G] _ By [F#m] 10 a.m. [G] I was [Em] back home
_ [G] I rousted out [D] my half [A]-dead _ friends
[Bm] _ [A] _ _
We said [G] goodbye with _ [D] downcast eyes
So sheepish in the end
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_ _ My [G] mother came out of her [D] room
on April [Bm] [A] Fool's Day morn
_ _ [Bm] [A] She _ _ _ [G] spied her sorry breech born [D] son
_ _ [A] hungover [D] and forlorn _
_ [G] _ I
[F#m] Am too [G] old [Em] too large too [G] close
Crawl up [D] on my mother's [A] knee
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So eggs and [G] bacon coffee [D] toast were [A] placed in front [D] of me _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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