Man & Dog Chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

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When a man has a dog in the city, _ _ a man needs to walk in the park.
_ _ Take a [G] little stroll by the [A] riverside, smoke a cigarette there in the dark.
Living in the city, _ _ _ a man [D] living with a dog.
_ _ _ _ _ And a man has to carry him a plastic bag on his person at all times.
_ _ _ _ _ When a dog dumps on the sidewalk, walking away is a crime.
[E] Living in the city, [A] _ _ _ _ a man [D] walking with a dog.
_ _ _ _ _ _ A man likes living in the city. _ _ _ _ _ _
But a man has to find some work.
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[D] Walking with a dog is a kind of a job that makes you feel like a fool and [B] a jerk.
Living in the [A] city, _ _ _ _ working [D] like a dog.
_ _ _ Work out.
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Dog likes living in the city.
_ _ _ _ _ In the city there's a lot of other butts.
_ _ Chicken in front, chicken in back.
No ifs, no ands, just butts.
Living in [E] the city.
_ _ _ _ [A] Dog checking [D] on a dog.
_ _ _ _ It's a pretty good way to meet a woman.
If a woman is walking her dog, you just say, what's her name?
How old is she?
It's easy like rolling off a log [E] checking out a woman.
_ _ _ _ A man [D] acting like a dog.
_ _ _ _ But when a man has a fight with a woman, a man needs to go for a walk. _
Walking with a dog is easy.
He [E] listens, he don't talk.
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[D] Talking to a dog.
_ _ _ Talk to me. Hey! _ _ _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Walking with a dog in the winter in the wind and the rain and the snow is dry. _
It's hard as hell to keep a cigarette lit and get the shit in a plastic bag.
[A] _ Living in the city. _ _ _
Man walking with a dog. _ _ _ _ _
When a man has a dog in the city. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Man needs to walk in the park.
_ _ Take a little stroll [G] by the riverside.
Smoke a cigarette during the dark.
Living [E] in the city.
_ _ _ _ _ [D] Man living with a dog. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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