King Liar Chords by Lord Nelson

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[G] _ _ _ know some of you wouldn't believe me, _ [Bm] but if a liar's my good [G] friend, Markie, it was
a big [C] lying [Bm] competition to see [A] who they will crumb as lying [G] champion.
[B] Liars from [Em] all parts of the [G] West [C] Indies, big shot [A] liars from all them foreign [D] countries.
[Bm] From a field [G] about a thousand or so [C] entry in two days, [D] he boiled down and lived [G] just three.
I had me a young liar, the lion, _ because I [D] know he does come with [G] some good ones.
But they had a younger fella named Igbo, come [Em] from some [Bm] village there in Tobago.
He [B] say his father is [Em] Tobago's [C] best fisherman, catch a [E] fisherman [A] while they [C#] defeating [D] span.
He had to tighten [G] the boat and swim back to [C] land to get his brother Eric [D] to give him a hand.
You hear lie?
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That is [G] lie.
_ Lie?
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You hear [G] lie?
Teacher pussy [C] say if you tell a [Bm] lie you're going to hell [D] as soon as [G] you die.
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_ [G] Why say?
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_ [G] Check it out.
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_ _ _ _ Liar the lion he laugh till he sweaty say Mr.
Igbo ain't say nothing yet.
If you really [C] want to hear about fishing [Em] let me blow your [G] mind now listen to something.
[Bm] When you talking about [Em] fish you just [G] hit the spot.
[E] I was hoping you [A] did believe it or not.
[D] The fish your [G] father caught to your father's name.
I knew it was great [C] but his them small fish [D] my father does use [G] for bait.
Lion went ahead on pointing the [Em] show.
Completely _
[D] eliminated Mr.
[G] Igbo.
The next man to beat was Will the [Em] Outrageous.
He asked the [Bm] judges if he could [G] life us.
The [B] judges asked [Em] lion.
The lion [Cm] agree.
Say [E] any topic [A] Will pick is alright with [D] me.
He Outrageous [G] I strong, let we meet [C] head on.
And when we done [D] see who head fit to win.
[G] Lion said the crown you hear [C] lion.
_ That is [G] lion. _
[D] Lion your [G] hear lion.
Teach your [C] pussy say if you [Em] tell a lie you [G] going to hell as soon [G] as you _ die.
[C] Kick up.
_ [G] Let it go. _
[D] Choke it up. _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ Yeah.
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ The Outrageous say that he knew a tailor comes to make him sue.
The money that he make him sue.
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_ _ money that he make him sue.
[Bm] Lion _ _ [G] said _ the [Em] _ [G] crown _ [C] _ _ _ _
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[D] _ you _ [G] _ _ hear lion.
That _ [C] _ is [G] lion.
Lion your hear lion.
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ Teach your [C] pussy say if you [G] tell a lie you going [D] to hell as soon [G] as you die.
Kick [C] up.
Let it go.
Kick [G] it up.
[E] Let it go.
[D] _ [G] Move it up. _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] Let it go. _ _
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