Chords for Kev's Wedding Waltz

_ [F] _ _ [Em] _ [C] _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [A] [C] The bride and the groom had entered the room and hand in hand walked [G] across the floor.
As the band on the stage started to play the traditional old [C] bridal [A] waltz.
[C] As they waltzed round the floor the old folks applauded and the younger ones [F] whistled and cheered.
And as he held her [C] tightly on their wedding night [Dm] he whispered in his [C] blushing bride ear.
[D] [G] I'd rather be fucking than dancing.
I'd rather be [D] rooting than here.
I'd rather be sinking me teeth in your arse or sticking me [G] tongue in your ear.
_ I'd rather be shagging your brains out and I wish all these [C] bastards would go.
And I'd rather [G] be fucking than dancing.
[Am] Cause me gonads are about [G] to explode.
[E] Oh [Am] no.
So I'd rather be [G] fucking than dancing.
_ [C] _ _
_ [G] _ _ [E] _ [Am] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] Then came the speeches, the laughter and the teardrops and the toasting in [G] champagne and beer.
And the reading of the telegrams and faxed congratulations and wishing absent friends [C] were all here.
While the handsome young groom just sat there a grinning as the bride wiped a tear [Fm] from her cheek.
[F] Cause under [C] the table he was groping [A] her [Dm] growler while she had a hold [C] of his meat.
[G] I'd rather be fucking than dancing.
I'd rather be rooting [D] than here.
I'd rather be sinking me teeth in your dick or sticking me tongue [G] in your ear or your arse.
And I'd rather be shagging your brains out and I wish all these [C] bastards would go.
And I'd rather be fucking [G] than dancing.
[E] [Am] Cause me ovaries are about [G] to explode.
Oh no.
[Am] Me gonads are about [G] to explode.
We [E] gotta go.
[Am] We'd rather be fucking [G] than dancing.
_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [E] _ [Am] _ _
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