Chords for Judge Dread - Donkey Dick

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_ _ Down at the seaside, [C] out upon the sand, [D] is a man who lives a life [G] which really is quite grand.
He doesn't make much money, [C] in fact he is quite poor.
[D] Donkey Dick, the donkey [G] man of the seashore.
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_ For the girls in their bikinis, when [C] they're getting a nice tan, _ [D] always keep a look out
for [G] their favourite donkey man.
And when they see him coming, they [C] all run up to him quick, _ [D] shouting, let's have a ride
[G] on your donkey dick.
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_ Oh donkey, donkey, donkey, [C] donkey, donkey dick.
[D] If you ask him nicely, he [G] will give you a quick lick.
_ Donkey, donkey, donkey, [C] donkey, donkey dick.
_ [Dm] [D] All the girls like to have [G] a ride on Donkey Dick.
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_ When the winter comes around, [C] he moves into the town, _ [D] where his fame has spread, [G] miles
and miles around, and he shows the city girls [C] his funny little trick [D] that he does with [G] his
donkey, Donkey Dick.
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_ So now that summer's come around [C] and weather's getting warm, [D] I've been out and bought a little
[G] donkey of my own, it's four feet high [C] and really, really slick, [D] and twice as fat as
[G] your donkey, Donkey Dick.
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