Chords for JUDGE DREAD THE WINKLE MAN reggae ska
Tempo:
84.5 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
E
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[C] [D] [A] Well, more beer, Landlord.
[C] And I'll tell you a story.
About [D] a geezer [E] called the Winkle Man.
[A] The Winkle Man comes down our street, and he serves all the [E] ladies.
[A] What do you know, nine months on, [D] they've all got friends [E] and babies.
[A] Funny, he was a little shrimp.
[D] Must have had some cockle.
[E] [A] [D]
[E] [A] He used to sell them celery, [D] and according to the [E] dirty talk.
[A] He asked them what they liked the [D] best.
The knobbies, [E] or the stall.
[A] No wonder my old woman come in smiling.
[D] I'll smash his face in.
[E] [A] [D]
[E] [A] He goes down to his local [D] pub, for a pint and a [E] packet of crisps.
[A] The barmaid's got a 48, [D] and he always [E] grabs her tits [A] like coconuts.
Sparrows like a little bit of bacon, [D] right?
[E] Always go down to park, feed the [A] ducks.
Nigatori, rubber duck.
[D]
[E] I'll give you ten four.
[A] A girl he had was a noisy [D] bird.
She used to scream and [E] moan.
[A] She shouted, help me, said you silly cow.
[D] Fuckin' mannied on me own.
[A] Why you wanna bring the neighbours in then?
Why you wanna gang bang?
[E] [A] [D]
[E] [A] She said I was a virgin, [D] now I've been done [E] twice in a day.
[A] He said twice, but it's only [D] once.
She said, why, [E] you gotta dash away?
[A] Okay then, be gentle with me.
[D]
It's only me second [E] time, [A] today.
[D]
[E] [A] When he was young and in his [D] prime, he'd have a [E] woman any old [A] time.
Now he's old and a-getting grey.
[D] He seems to [E] like the other [A] way.
Well I suppose there's no harmony in being a shirt [D] lifter.
Just [E] means more birds for all the fellas in the [A] pub.
Flin-flin-win-coo.
[D]
Oh [E] Christ, here he comes [A] again.
Gay boys in bondage.
[D] Do you want a drink?
[E] Yes please, sailor.
[A] Who you calling sailor?
I'll smack you in [D] the gob.
Up [E] yours, wutch.
[A] I'll give you up yours, you bum burglar.
Take that!
[D]
[E] [A] [D]
Don't let him [E] in here again!
[A]
[C] And I'll tell you a story.
About [D] a geezer [E] called the Winkle Man.
[A] The Winkle Man comes down our street, and he serves all the [E] ladies.
[A] What do you know, nine months on, [D] they've all got friends [E] and babies.
[A] Funny, he was a little shrimp.
[D] Must have had some cockle.
[E] [A] [D]
[E] [A] He used to sell them celery, [D] and according to the [E] dirty talk.
[A] He asked them what they liked the [D] best.
The knobbies, [E] or the stall.
[A] No wonder my old woman come in smiling.
[D] I'll smash his face in.
[E] [A] [D]
[E] [A] He goes down to his local [D] pub, for a pint and a [E] packet of crisps.
[A] The barmaid's got a 48, [D] and he always [E] grabs her tits [A] like coconuts.
Sparrows like a little bit of bacon, [D] right?
[E] Always go down to park, feed the [A] ducks.
Nigatori, rubber duck.
[D]
[E] I'll give you ten four.
[A] A girl he had was a noisy [D] bird.
She used to scream and [E] moan.
[A] She shouted, help me, said you silly cow.
[D] Fuckin' mannied on me own.
[A] Why you wanna bring the neighbours in then?
Why you wanna gang bang?
[E] [A] [D]
[E] [A] She said I was a virgin, [D] now I've been done [E] twice in a day.
[A] He said twice, but it's only [D] once.
She said, why, [E] you gotta dash away?
[A] Okay then, be gentle with me.
[D]
It's only me second [E] time, [A] today.
[D]
[E] [A] When he was young and in his [D] prime, he'd have a [E] woman any old [A] time.
Now he's old and a-getting grey.
[D] He seems to [E] like the other [A] way.
Well I suppose there's no harmony in being a shirt [D] lifter.
Just [E] means more birds for all the fellas in the [A] pub.
Flin-flin-win-coo.
[D]
Oh [E] Christ, here he comes [A] again.
Gay boys in bondage.
[D] Do you want a drink?
[E] Yes please, sailor.
[A] Who you calling sailor?
I'll smack you in [D] the gob.
Up [E] yours, wutch.
[A] I'll give you up yours, you bum burglar.
Take that!
[D]
[E] [A] [D]
Don't let him [E] in here again!
[A]
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ [A] Well, more beer, Landlord.
_ [C] And I'll tell you a story.
About [D] a geezer [E] called the Winkle Man.
_ [A] The Winkle Man comes down our street, and he serves all the [E] ladies.
[A] What do you know, nine months on, [D] they've all got friends [E] and babies.
[A] Funny, he was a little shrimp.
[D] Must have had some cockle.
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ [A] He used to sell them celery, [D] and according to the [E] dirty talk.
[A] He asked them what they liked the [D] best.
The knobbies, [E] or the stall.
[A] No wonder my old woman come in smiling.
[D] I'll smash his face in.
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ _ [A] He goes down to his local [D] pub, for a pint and a [E] packet of crisps.
[A] The barmaid's got a 48, [D] and he always [E] grabs her tits [A] like coconuts.
Sparrows like a little bit of bacon, [D] right?
[E] Always go down to park, feed the [A] ducks.
_ Nigatori, rubber duck.
[D] _
[E] I'll give you ten four.
[A] A girl he had was a noisy [D] bird.
She used to scream and [E] moan.
[A] She shouted, help me, said you silly cow.
[D] Fuckin' mannied on me own.
[A] Why you wanna bring the neighbours in then?
Why you wanna gang bang?
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ [A] She said I was a virgin, [D] now I've been done [E] twice in a day.
[A] He said twice, but it's only [D] once.
She said, why, [E] you gotta dash away?
[A] Okay then, be gentle with me.
[D]
It's only me second [E] time, [A] today.
_ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ [A] When he was young and in his [D] prime, he'd have a [E] woman any old [A] time.
Now he's old and a-getting grey.
[D] He seems to [E] like the other [A] way.
Well I suppose there's no harmony in being a shirt [D] lifter.
Just [E] means more birds for all the fellas in the [A] pub.
Flin-flin-win-coo.
[D]
Oh [E] Christ, here he comes [A] again.
Gay boys in bondage.
[D] Do you want a drink?
[E] Yes please, sailor.
[A] Who you calling sailor?
I'll smack you in [D] the gob.
Up [E] yours, wutch.
[A] I'll give you up yours, you bum burglar.
Take that!
[D] _
_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D]
Don't let him [E] in here again!
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] And I'll tell you a story.
About [D] a geezer [E] called the Winkle Man.
_ [A] The Winkle Man comes down our street, and he serves all the [E] ladies.
[A] What do you know, nine months on, [D] they've all got friends [E] and babies.
[A] Funny, he was a little shrimp.
[D] Must have had some cockle.
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ [A] He used to sell them celery, [D] and according to the [E] dirty talk.
[A] He asked them what they liked the [D] best.
The knobbies, [E] or the stall.
[A] No wonder my old woman come in smiling.
[D] I'll smash his face in.
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ _ [A] He goes down to his local [D] pub, for a pint and a [E] packet of crisps.
[A] The barmaid's got a 48, [D] and he always [E] grabs her tits [A] like coconuts.
Sparrows like a little bit of bacon, [D] right?
[E] Always go down to park, feed the [A] ducks.
_ Nigatori, rubber duck.
[D] _
[E] I'll give you ten four.
[A] A girl he had was a noisy [D] bird.
She used to scream and [E] moan.
[A] She shouted, help me, said you silly cow.
[D] Fuckin' mannied on me own.
[A] Why you wanna bring the neighbours in then?
Why you wanna gang bang?
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ [A] She said I was a virgin, [D] now I've been done [E] twice in a day.
[A] He said twice, but it's only [D] once.
She said, why, [E] you gotta dash away?
[A] Okay then, be gentle with me.
[D]
It's only me second [E] time, [A] today.
_ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ [A] When he was young and in his [D] prime, he'd have a [E] woman any old [A] time.
Now he's old and a-getting grey.
[D] He seems to [E] like the other [A] way.
Well I suppose there's no harmony in being a shirt [D] lifter.
Just [E] means more birds for all the fellas in the [A] pub.
Flin-flin-win-coo.
[D]
Oh [E] Christ, here he comes [A] again.
Gay boys in bondage.
[D] Do you want a drink?
[E] Yes please, sailor.
[A] Who you calling sailor?
I'll smack you in [D] the gob.
Up [E] yours, wutch.
[A] I'll give you up yours, you bum burglar.
Take that!
[D] _
_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D]
Don't let him [E] in here again!
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _