Chords for Judge Dread - Doctor Kitch

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_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [Fm] _ [Eb] I am NOT a qualified physician [C] _ and I don't want to give [G] this [F] injection.
I am NOT a qualified physician [C] _ and I don't want to give this [F] injection.
_ _ [D] Dorothy is begging for [Gm] trouble.
She is [C] insisting I give her this [F] needle.
_ Darling, [D] one thing I want you [Gm] to know, don't blame [C] me for where the needle [F] goes.
I push [C] it in, she pulls it out.
I push it [F] back.
_ [D] She starts to [F] shout, [C] Dr.
Kitch, [D] you're terrible.
_ I can't stand the sight of your [F] needle.
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ She lies [Ab] down in such [E] a [C] position, it was difficult to give this injection.
[F] _ She starts holding on to the [C] needle, _ making me so _ uncomfortable.
[F] _ I said, [Dm] darling, can't [G] you be steady?
_ [Gm] I'm going to [C] have it in very [Fm] shortly.
She said, [Bb] Dr.
[D] Kitch, I am [Gm] sorry, but the sight [C] of the needle strikes [Fm] me.
I push [C] it in, she pulls it out.
I push it [F] back.
[D] She starts to [Bb] shout, Dr.
Kitch, [A] you're terrible.
[C] _ I can't stand the [G] sight of your [F] needle. _ _
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_ [Fm] _ [Eb] She still wouldn't lie down [C] quietly, _ constantly moving her [F] body.
So I slap her in the face with [C] ventilation, and I go on giving the injection.
[F] _ She screams, [D] Dr.
Stop it, I can't [Gm] stand the pain.
I don't [C] think you're inside the right [F] vein.
I said, you [D] little fool, you wouldn't be [Gm] told.
The needle [Cm] might be sticking [B] in your ankle.
[F] [Cm] I push it in, she pulls it out.
I push it back.
She starts to shout, [Eb] Dr.
Kitch, you're [G] terrible.
_ I can't [C] stand the sight of your [F] needle.
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [G] I pull it from the hole and start again.
I have the needle now in the right [F] vein.
The needle's just gone in half an [C] inch.
The stupid young lady starts to [F] flinch.
Suddenly [D] she falls, think it's [Eb] working.
I can feel [C] the penicillin going [Fm] in.
I said, you [A] silly fool, [D] look what you [Gm] do.
The [C] needle's on a broken slider tube.
[C] I push it in, she pulls it out.
I push it [F] back.
[D] She starts to shout, Dr.
[Dm] Kitch, you're terrible.
[C] _ I can't stand the sight [F] of your needle. _ _
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_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ I am a qualified physician _ and I will give this injection.
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