Chords for Ian Dury & the Blockheads ~ Spasticus Autisticus (Studio version)

_ _ _ _ [E] I'm spasticus.
I'm spasticus.
I'm spasticus autisticus managing.
I'm spasticus I'm spasticus.
I'm spasticus autisticus.
I'm spasticus _
_ _ I riddle [C#] when I fiddle [D] because my [A] middle is a [E] riddle.
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus artisticus, I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus artisticus, I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus artisticus.
I quibble when [G#m] I [D] nibble and I quibble [A] when I scribble.
[G] Hello to you, pop there [C] with your normal hair.
_ [D] You may not comprehend my [C] way of understanding.
[Em] As I [Bm] go past your window, give [Am] me lucky looks.
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[Am] books.
You [D] can beat my body [Am] but you'll never [C] beat my books.
[Bm] I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus,
[C] I'm spasticus artisticus, [G] [D] I'm spasticus, [A] I'm spasticus, I'm [Bm] spasticus [Em] artisticus, I'm spasticus,
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus artisticus.
I'm nubbled on the cobbles cause I huddle when
I wobble.
Swim!
I'm Spasticus!
I'm Spasticus [E] Artisticus!
54 [G] appliances in leather [A] and elastic.
[E] 100,000 [A] thank yous from 20 [Em]-seller_
Spastics!
Spasticus!
Spasticus Artisticus!
[E] Spasticus!
Spasticus!
Spasticus Artisticus!
Spasticus!
Spasticus!
Spasticus Artisticus!
Wiggling, [C#m] wiggling, skiddling, [Am] fiddling,
_ [Em] Wiggling, wiggling, Spasticus!
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_ [Em] _ _ Spasticus!
Spasticus!
Spasticus Artisticus!
Spasticus!
Spasticus!
Spasticus Artisticus!
Spasticus!
Spasticus!
Spasticus Artisticus!
Spasticus!
Spasticus!
Spasticus!
Hotisticus!
_ _ _ I'm _ Spasticus!
_ _ _ I'm _ Spasticus!
_ _ I'm _ Spasticus!
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