Chords for Spasticus Autisticus@The Paralympics London 2012

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_ _ _ The [F#] Large Hadron [B]
Collider at CERN is the largest, most complex machine [F#] in the world, possibly the universe.
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By smashing particles together at enormous [G] energies, [B] it [C#m] recreates the conditions of the Big Bang.
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The recent discovery of what looks [F#] like a fixed particle is a triumph of human endeavor,
[A] an international collaboration.
_ _ [B] It will change our perception [C#m] of the world and has the [B] potential to offer insights into
a complete theory of [F#] everything. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] And the stadium transforms to the Large Hadron Collider [B] at CERN.
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_ _ But the [G#m] collision of [F#] _
particles is also taken as a collision of ideas, and that's where
we're heading now.
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Smash it!
Smash _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ it!
Hello, _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ sir, you are telling [C] me wrong.
_ [G] You may not comprehend my [Am] tale, understand.
[D] Who's knocking close the window, [C] give me a hand.
_ [G] You can [D] be my buddy, [A] but you'll never [B] remember.
[E] I'm back again, _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
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again, smash it again, smash it again, smash it again, smash it again. _ _
[C#m] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] Yeah!
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_ _ _ _ Woo!
[Em] So close, so hard, I'm feeling I'm [C] swimming on sand.
_ _ [G] Unfaithful creatures, all those [Am] with a straight mind.
_ [A] It's an older body, language [C] not a shell.
_ I [D] must do all the proceedings [A] myself.
_ _ Spank the goose, spank the goose, spank the goose, [E] I'm dizzy goose, spank the goose,
spank the goose, spank the goose, I'm dizzy goose, spank the goose, spank the goose,
spank the goose, I'm dizzy goose, come all [C#m] on, let's _ [A] _ _ go.
[G] Yeah!
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Woo!
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_ _ _ _ The [D] famous process song [C#m] reinterpreted by the Grey Eye Theatre [B] Company, the singer John Kelly.
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orbital sample Stephen _ Hawking.
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_ [C#m] And the ultimate _ [B] defiant image _ intended to inspire Miranda. _ _
_ _ _ Alison [N] Lapper pregnant, the