Ian Dury & The Blockheads - This Is What We Find Chords

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Morning, Mitch.
Give me two veg.
You've only never turned down a sledge.
You've only never had a flavour [C] crash.
[F] Oh dear, old Alesworth, Mrs [Bb] Elizabeth Wark of [C] Lambeth Wark
Had [F] a husband who was chub-lipped white [Bb] with only half a [C] stalk
So [Bb] she had a milk and make easy [C] and curry powder sandwich, [Dm] half a pound of [G] uncut pork
Took [Bb] an overdose of [A] Omo, this made the neighbours talk
She couldn't have left the cranky ball on top of the heat and given herself a scratch
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This is what [F] we find
_ [Dm] This _ is what [C] we find
_ [Bb] This _ is what [C] we find
[F] _ [Bb] A sense of humour [C] is required
_ _ Amongst a fake and prime
_ _ _ [A] Hello Brian, what's your name?
Try it on, it's only nylon
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Single [D] bachelor with little dog, [Bb] Tony Green of [D] Tarnham Green
[F] Said, who's a clever boy then girl, [Bb] yes you know whom [C] I mean
[Bb] Cause the mongrel laid a cable [C] in the sandpit of the playground [Dm] of the park where they [G] had been
[Bb] And with a bit [A] of tissue, he wiped its bum [A] all clean
A bit of plague on the waggie
_ _ [Bb] _ This is what [F] we find
_ _ [Dm] This is what [C] we find
_ _ [Bb] _ This is what [F] we find
There [Bb] must have [C] been a fun time
_ _ On the golden _ _ hind
_ Oh, can it pass, can it tart, which of us is happy in this life?
[A] Which of us has our desire or having it?
[C] Great, _ [A] hello Mr.
Green, I used to call him [C] Robin, _ [Am] now Robin
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_ [Bb] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ Home improvement expert [Bb] Harold Hill, of [C] Harold Hill
[F] Offered [Dm] yourself dexterity [Bb] and double [C] glazing skill
[Bb] Came home to [C] find another [Dm] gentleman's kippers [G] in the grill
[Bb] So he sanded [A] off his winkle with his black and decker drill _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] This is [F] what we find
_ _ [Dm] This is [C] what we find
_ _ [Bb] This is [F] what we find
[Bb] The hard-faced [C] green-faced _ _ turtle
Squeaks right up your _ behind
_ _ [Bb] This is what we [F] find
_ _ [Dm] This is [C] what we find
_ _ [Bb] This is what we [F] find
_ _ [Dm] This is [C] what we find
_ _ [Bb] This is [F] what we find
_ _ [Dm] This [C] is what we [F] find
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