Chords for I'm Bo Yo w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham

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[E] I [A] don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays, [C#m] they could probably tie the [B] knot in like 50 different ways
Got [E] a safe [A] full of cherries cause I pop it and lock [C#m] it
A girl's like a [B] fridge, once a week you should [E] stock it
Girl if you're into [A] rimming it's only safe if you're swimming
But [C#m] girl don't sit on that couch cause I [B] treat my objects like [E] women
I spit [A] fire like I just blew a [C#] demon
My shit's so [B] hot I'll leave your toilet bowl [E] steaming
I'm gonna [A] tear it like the cards of the gypsies
[C#] You'll bleed for so long [B] you'll get monthly [E] ellipses
And if your [A] pants are loose I replete [C#] ya
You're a first time [B] vegan and it's nice to [E] meet ya
I'm Bo yo, [A] I'm the greatest rapper [C#] ever
And whether you're [B] weather whether you think I'm clever [E] or not
Think it's better [A] you're not, don't need a sweater
[C#] I'm hot I'm a real G [B] shorty that can really find your [E] G spot [A] Woah, yeah
[E] Hey, what the fuck's a G spot?
_ [A] I don't know
[B] Go [F#] to a vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
Spin that plane around, you got a third world country
That's [D#] right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like [N] handicapped porn
You're playing with your breasts
Excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
You're pushing them together like a titty Ben diagram
Look at that crack, excuse me, can I biogram?
Right below your diaphragm, ass looks like you're hiding ham
First base, we're making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out
Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know, I said I just don't care
I said my flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
And you can smell and smell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you [E] think
Cause I'm Bo yo, [A] and I'm the greatest rapper [C#] ever
And I'll weather your [B] weather, whether you think I'm clever [E] or not
You can bet he [A] did not, don't need a sweater
[C#] I'm hot, I'm a real G [B]-Stoney, they can really find your [E] G-spot
[A] Whoa, dear, [C#] provided [B] that you point me in the [E] general direction
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[C#] Let's get [B] ready
[E] Cause girls are like [A] donuts when I be buffing [C#] bonuts
I can make them cream [B]-filled and give them a layer of [E] glaze
I'm like Doug's friend [A] Skeeter whenever I meet her
Because I skeeter so hard people call her patty [E] mayonnaise
[A] Oh, [C#] Nickelodeon and cum, [B] what?
[E] Yo, I'm blowing [A] up like I thought I would
I'm [B] circumcised cause I don't come from the [E] hood
My girl is [A] epileptic cause she's the one I'm [C#m] jerking with
Come on you Asian [B] child laborers, show me what you're [E] working with
Ooh, [A] large machinery
[C#] _ _ [B] _ [E] Cause there's an inverse [A] relationship between respect [C#] and sex
I'm talking about [B] religious sex, like a Mormon [E] sex
That says you can't have [A] sex with members of different [C#] sex
But you can't have [B] sex with members of the same [E] sex
Cause the sex can be [A] different, the sex can be [C#] stained
And the only sex [B] left is some left-hand [E] shame
And girl I [A] left you cause you left the [C#m] game
And if that don't feel [B] right then you can write my [E] name
Cause I'm Boyo [A] and I'm the greatest rapper [C#] ever
And whether you're whether [B] whether you think I'm clever [E] or not
Then you better [A] you not, don't need a sweater [C#] and I'm hot
I'm a [B] real D, they can really find you [E] a D spot
[A] Whoa, yeah, [C#] oh [B] but I'm inadequate
[E] Have I gotten that [A] point across yet?
[C#] How original
[B] Yo, [E] my junk's so [A] long that it hangs and [C#] swings
So at the nude beach [B] people think I'm looking for [E] locked rings
Like the [A] skin flute your big boy [C#] sings
If you wanna take [B] it all wear African [E] neck rings
They make [A] your neck longer cause [C#] I'm a_
[B] Fuck it
[E] Haters call [A] me gay but that ain't hating
Cause I'm not [B] homophobic, my morals are [E] straight
And if I'm in the [A] closet then you are below [C#m] me
Taking the V.A. [B].T. out of basement homie _ Yeah, yo, yeah, what? [E] Cause I'm Boyo [A] and I'm the greatest rapper [C#] ever And whether you're [B] whether whether you think I'm clever [E] or not Then you better [A] you not, don't need a sweater I'm a real D, [B] they can really find you [E] a what now [A] Oh yeah, Boyo, [B] yo, what? [E] I'm representing [A] you I'm representing the people from the [B] old 192 [E] Yo, [A] oh yeah What? [B] Yo, [E] motherfucker Tinkle [N] Yeah _