Chords for Channel 5 News: The Musical w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham - what

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[F#] Tonight at 10 the world [C#] is ending again and we [B] know why and when so [E] you better watch.
[A] We got a bit with some feminist chick [B] and also a picture of [E] a star it's pride.
Two people died in a [C#m] homicide, their [B] bodies found inside of [E] a wishing well.
We [A] tackled the flaws and made [C#] obesity laws in a segment that's sponsored [E] by Taco Bell.
We got violence, [C#m] danger, sex and [B] drugs and it's awesome cause [E] all of it's real.
[A] We do the illusion of [C#m] news and while you think you're [B] choosing the views that you [A] feed off.
All of this and more and live only on the [E] Channel 5 News.
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Only on [E] the Channel 5 News.
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_ _ [E] _ _ [C#m] We [G#m] got Chip Walker live in the scene but breaking news.
[E] Chip are you there?
Chip Walker [C#] here, am I coming in clear?
[B] I'm standing near to the [E] scene in a prime.
This [A] Iraqi guy's shop seemed [C#] a newsworthy spot so we've been [B] gathering shots here for [E] quite some time.
And [A] it's a real blast, the [C#m] owner's daughter passed, we grabbed a [B] shot of her ass while [E] the owner would beer.
Then he struck my chest and now [C#m] he's under arrest and now you [B] people have one last [E] man to fear.
His [A] family's angry, [C#m] crying, sad and [B] lost and it's awesome cause [E] all of it's real.
I [A] do the illusion of [C#m] news and while you think you're [B] choosing the views that you [A] feed off.
All of this and [B] more and live only on the [E] Channel 5 News.
[C#m] _ _ [G#m] _ _ Only on the [E] Channel 5 News.
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[C#m] We [G#m] go now to Max Stevens with the weather for the weekend.
We're looking [E] at your Max umbrella for [C#m] picnic bags.
_ [G#m] Max?
[E] Only on the Channel 5 News.
[C#m] Max, we're in the Channel [G#m] 5 office, please stand by.
_ [E] Please [C#m] stand, _ [G#m] _ _ _ _ [E] please stand, [C#m] _ _ [G#m] please, please stand [E] by.
Please stand, [C#m] please, please stand, [G#m] please, please stand, please, please stand by.
Alright we got a signal, we're coming back.
Good [E] evening, hi, it's your [C#m] weather guy.
I [D#] advise you to buy another [G#m] lightning rod.
We [E] didn't catch this [C#m] impending disaster.
[D#] Maybe it's natural, [G#m] maybe it's God.
It's a [E] shining month, the [C#m] incoming flood.
We'll never [D#] wash the blood from my [G#m] grainy old face.
I swear it's [E] power fun, I had a [C#m] pretty good run.
But I never been one to get [G#m] it.
I swear it's power fun, [E] I had a pretty good run.
But I never been one [C#m] to get it.
I swear it's power fun, I [G#m] had a pretty good run.
But I never been one to get it.
I swear it's power [E] _ [C#m] fun, I had a pretty good [D#] run.
But I never been one to get it.
I swear it's power fun, I had a pretty good run.
But I never been one to get it.
I swear it's power fun, I had a pretty good run.
But I never been one to get it.
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