Chords for Honkey Tonk Neanderthal - Paul Thorn

[C] _ _ [Gm] I wrote [G] this song.
It's a it's a revenge song for all of today's country music fans.
All [D] right, and this is it
Oh, and when I sing this song I use my country western voice, okay _ _
_ When _ I get paid on Friday
[Gm] _ I'm a hit it to the honky _ -tonk
There's a pretty little waitress working [A] there and she's the one I want
Well, [D] she might be my first cousin but that ain't none of your [G] concern
I'm gonna make love to her on my tailgate [A] and then it'll be [D] your turn
[G] I'm just a honky-tonk _ _
Neanderthal I like to get drunk and have a ball.
I haven't ever read any books at [Em] all
[D] I'm just a honky _ [Am]-tonk knee and
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ Oh God Brooke started doing that he should be executed _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Okay, [G]
well about me a [D] shirt at a yard sale just like the one Garth Brooks wears
I'm gonna wash and blow dry my mullet and put on some clean underwear
Pretty [G]
soon.
I'm gonna [D] make it in Nashville.
But for now, it'll have to [G] wait
Cuz I'm singing karaoke in a [A] restaurant while everybody eats a [G] catfish plate
I'm just a honky-tonk
_ _ Neanderthal I like to get drunk and have a ball.
I haven't ever read any books at all
[D] I'm just a honky _ [A]-tonk knee and _
[D] It _ gets _ _ more annoying every [Gm] time
I'm gonna keep on doing it
[D] _ _ _ [G] Well when Walmart opens up [D] Monday morning, I'll be standing there waiting in line
_ _ Toby Keith's got a new CD [A] and the first one's gonna be mine
[G] Well, he sold 20 million [Bb] _ copies that many people [G] can't be wrong
I think I might be a [D] homosexual _ [A] because he really [Dm] turns me on
[G] I'm just a honky-tonk _ _
_ Neanderthal I like to get drunk and have a ball.
I haven't ever read any books at all
I'm [D] just a honky [Am] _
-tonk knee [Bb] and _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Anyway, _ _ this last [D] verse was written _ by the honky-tonk Neanderthal
after they saw me on the Conan O'Brien show last year Oh, _ _ _ I
[Dm] _ Sang [Bb] it on TV.
It was a Conan O [D]'Brien show
If his music is so damn good, how come [Am] they won't play it on the radio?
_ He [G] can't even afford a real [Dm] tour bus.
He rides around in a [G] minivan
_ He can't fill up a [Gm] football stadium like [D] Kenny Chesney and Sugar Land
I'm just [E] a honky-tonk
_ _ Neanderthal I [D] like to get drunk and have a ball.
[G] I haven't ever read any books at all
I'm [D] just a honky _ [Am]-tonk knee and
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