Chords for Paul Thorn -- Viagra

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I want to say happy birthday to [E] Cheryl wherever she [N] is tonight.
Where's Cheryl in the house tonight?
Is Cheryl in here? _
_ Where? _ _ _ _
Is Cheryl here?
Stand up Cheryl. _ _ _
If I tell you to put your hand up, happy birthday. _ _
Is that you Cheryl? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Are you serious?
_ That's [G] what you want to hear for your [G#] birthday? _
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It's [Em] Cheryl's birthday, I haven't sang this song in a long time, so I'm going to sing
it for Cheryl. _ _ _ _ _ _
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There was a time when [B] I could make love all [F#] night long, _ _ _ _ like a big rooster in the barn
I [C#] felt strong, [G#m] _ _ _ _ _
but [F#] now my private part needs an emergency _ [B] jumpstart. _
I'm [C#] gonna go [G#m] to _ Ballaga before it [F#] falls. _ _ _ _
My wife put on a [B] sexy _ necklace, [F#] hey. _ _ _ _ _
But I just had to turn [C] the other [C#] way.
_ [E] _ _ _ [G#m] _ [F#] She's so full of frustration, cause I can't rise to the [B] occasion.
I'm [C#] gonna go [G#m] to Ballaga before [F#m] it falls.
_ [F#] _ I [C] know [C#] I'm not [G#m] the man I used [F#] to be.
_ _ This sudden [G#] lack of manly prowess _ [C#] is killing my self-esteem.
[E] Lord, I [F#] feel like such a failure with my [B] broke down _ genitalia.
I'm [C#] gonna go to Ballaga before [F#] it falls.
_ _ _ _ You know somebody, I was thinking to myself, somebody that can rhyme failure with genitalia should draw a bigger crowd than this. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I know a man who is 96 [F#] years old.
_ _ _ _ He poured Viagra in his jello [C#]
bowl.
_ _ _ But now [F#] the old woman won't leave him alone.
_ He's the king of a nursing [B] home.
I'm [C#] gonna go to Viagra [G#m] before it falls.
_ _ [B] I know [C#] I'm not the man I used [F#] to be.
_ _ This sudden [G#] lack of manly prowess _ [C#] is killing my self-esteem.
Lord, I [F#] feel like such a wussy because I can't get no cigarettes.
[C] I'm gonna [C#] go to Viagra before it [D] falls.
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