Chords for Getting Married Today - Company (1995 Broadway Revival)

[E] _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ [Dbm] _ _ [E] _
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_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ And [Dbm] this day [E] _ _ _ [A] _ _
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is [B] certainly _ tough [Dbm] to be late
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[Gb] _ _ _ [Db] _ Amy, I can't find my shoes anywhere
_ _ Today _ _ _ is for [Gb] _ _
Amy
_ _ [Bbm] Amy, I [Db]
give you [Gb] the rest of my _ [Bbm]
life
[Db] To cherish and [Ab] to keep you
[Abm] _ _ To honor you _ [Gb] _ forever
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[Ebm] _ Day is for _ Amy _
_ My happily soon to _ be [Ab] wife _ _ _
Amy, [Bb] we're really getting married _ _
[Ab] Pardon _ _ me, is everybody there?
Because if everybody's there
I want to thank you all for coming to [E] the wedding
I'd appreciate your going
Even more, I mean you must have lots of better things to do
And not a word of it to [F] Paul
Remember Paul, you know the man I'm gonna marry
But I'm not because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he [Abm] is
But I thank you all for the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all
Now it's back to the showers
Don't tell Paul
That I'm not [Bb] getting married today
[D] This _
_ [Ebm] _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Ebm] is me
[Gb] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Bbm] _ [Ebm] _ _ [Bbm] _
[Abm] The [Ebm] high [Db] king's son
_ [Ebm] Amy, _ _ _ [B] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ Paul can't find his good [Bb] cuplings
_ On the dresser
_ Right _ next to my suicide [Ab] note
_ Listen _ _ _ everybody, look
I don't know what you're waiting for
A wedding, what's a wedding?
It's a [Dbm] prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I [F] ever heard
It would just qualify a honeymoon
Where suddenly you'll realize
He's saddled with a net and wanna kill me
Which is [B] chiselers and things
Have lunch but I'm not getting married
Go [Abm] have lunch cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand but I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul but I'm not [Bb] getting married _ _
_ [A] _ [Abm] Go, [Gbm] can't you go?
Why is nobody listening?
Goodbye, go and cry at [B] another's wake
[Abm] If you're quick for a kick
You could pick up a christening
But please, on my knees
There's a human life at stake
[Ab] Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear
Do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front [E] of you?
It isn't only Paul who may be ruining his life
You know we'll both of us be losing our identities
[Db] I telephoned my analyst about it
And he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson
With the [Abm] other garbage
I'm not well
So I'm not getting married
You've been swell
But I'm not getting married
Clear [Db] the [Abm] halls
Cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all
But I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married
Bless _ [D] _
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this _ [D] bride
_ [G] Totally _
[Db] _ _ insane
[Bm] Slipping down the drain
[Gbm] _ [Em] And bless [G] _ [A] this _ _ pain [Bm] in our _ _ _ _ hearts
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_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Today _ _ is [E] for Amy
Go, can't you go?
Look, you know I adore you [Gbm] all
But cry, watch me die
[Abm] Like Eliza on the ice
So perhaps I'll collapse in the [Gb] abyss
Right before you [Abm] all
So take back the cake
Burn [Db] the shoes and boil the rice
[Ab] Look, I didn't want to have to tell you
But I may be coming down with hepatitis
And I [Dbm] think I'm gonna faint
So if you want to see me faint
I'll do it happily
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral
So thank [Gbm] you for the 27 [F] dinner plates
And 37 butter knives
And 47 paperweights
And 57 [Ebm] canna [Abm] holders
I am not getting married
_ But I'm not getting married
Still I'm not getting married
See, I'm not getting married I'm afraid
And we're not [Gb] getting married No _ _ _ _ _
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