Chords for It Sucks To Be Me

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_ What do [Dm] you do [Cm] with a BA in [Eb] English?
[Dm] What is [Bb] my life [Eb] going to be?
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Four years [Dm] of college [Eb] and plenty [D] of knowledge
[Gm] Have earned me this useless [Fm] degree.
_ [Bb] _ I [Eb] can't pay [Dm] the bills yet [Cm] cuz I have no [Bb] skills yet.
[Ab] The world is [Db] a big [Gb] scary place _
_ [Bbm] _ _ [F] But [Bb] somehow [D] I can't shake [Eb] the feeling [C] I might make [Bb] a difference to the
[F] human _ [Bb] _ [Cm] _ [Dm] [Cm] race
[D] Hi _ _
_ [Em] _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [G] Kate monster
_ [D] Disappointing [Gbm] the [G] catering company laid me off.
I'm [G] sorry me [Bm] too.
I mean look at me
I'm [G] 10 years out of college and I always [A] thought [Bm] oh _
No, it sounds
[G] _ _ _ [D] Come on
When I was living I thought I [G] would [A] be [D] a _ big comedian
on late-night TV
_ [Bm] But now [D] I'm 32 and as you [Ab] can see I'm not [D] _ _
oh well
_ [A] It sucks to [D] be me _
It [G] sucks to be me
[A] _ It sucks to be broke and [Bm] unemployed and turning 33
[G] It sucks to be me _ _ _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] Romantic [G] things like
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you know
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_ [D] Boyfriend _ _ _ [A] _
[D] to be me me too.
It [G] sucks to be me.
It [A] sucks to be _ [Gbm] Brian
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I'm [G] not my [D] mother.
I'm not a rock Nikki.
Can you settle [Em] something for us?
Do you have a second?
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More Brian's [G] are mine
[Am] _ Hours, [Gm]
we live together
[Ab] We're closest people [Bb] can get _
[Gm] We've [Cm] been the best of [Ab] buddies ever since [Bb] the day [B] we [Cm] met
So [B] he knows lots of ways [Eb] to make me [A] really upset.
Oh
[Fm] Every day is an [Ab] aggravation.
Oh, that's [Bb] an [E] exaggeration
You [Dbm] leave your clothes out.
You [Gbm] put your feet on [B] my chair.
Oh, [E] yeah, you do [Dbm] such anal things [Gbm] like ironing your [Dbm] underwear
You make [C] that very [E] small apartment.
[Dbm] We share
[E] Hell, so do you that's why I'm in hell.
It sucks to be no, it's not to [Dbm] be
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_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Db] Me
Cuz _ [Ab] _ _ [Db] _ _ [Ebm] _ [Ab] _
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[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ our [Fm] lives suck
Your eyes [Eb] hitting you [Ab] correct _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Cm]
for _ [Bb] opportunities
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_ _ _ _ _ Excuse [Abm] _
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[Ab] _ _ [Fm] me, sorry [Db] to bother you, but I'm looking [Ab] for a place to live.
Why are you looking all the way out here?
Oh, I started in Avenue a but so far everything's out of my [Db] price range, but this neighborhood looks a lot [A] cheaper
Oh, [Gbm] look a for rent [D] sign.
You need to talk to the superintendent.
Let me get [A] it great
Thanks.
[Gbm] No
_ [D] _ [A] My _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [E] _ god, it's Gary Coleman.
Yes, I [A] am
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[D] From TV's [E] different strokes.
[A] I made a [Gbm] lot of [A] money [D] that got [E] stolen by my [Db] folks
[Gbm] Now [F] I'm broke.
I'm the butt [E] of everyone
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_ [Eb] _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Bm] I
Feel [E] better now try [Dbm] having people [Gbm] stopping you to ask [Bm] you what you talking about Willis it gets old
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_ _ [Am] _ _ [G] Yeah
This is real life [Am] we live on [D] Avenue Q you're gonna [Em] love it
[Am] We live on [G] Avenue Q.
[Em] Here's your keys
[C]
Welcome [D] to Avenue [G] Q _ _ _
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