Chords for FUNNY SONG #12: Bob the Snail
Tempo:
117.05 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
F
Dm
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Start Jamming...
Bob's my favorite snail, and I know he [G] really loves me, [G] loves me.
He's the [Dm] classiest snail [F] you could [C] ever hope to know.
[G] Oh, oh, and I wish [C] he didn't smell, but I [G] know he can't help it, help it.
He's lived in the [F] same shell since I [C] got him long ago.
And if I ever need him, need him, all I have to [C] do is call him.
Then [G] I know he'll come running, running, well I guess he'll [C] come crawling.
So I guess I'd [F] better call him, about a [C] week before I need him, so [G] that I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right [C] about on time.
And it's [F] not his fault, no it's not his fault, he's a [C] little bit slow.
He's a little bit slow, he can't help [G] it if he's called.
He can't help it if he's called, cute little itty bitty teeny tiny,
slippery slimy, pokey and a tiny [C] tail.
And [F] sometimes when I'm sleeping, I like [C] to cuddle with him.
Then I put [G] him on my nose, we look into [C] each other's eyes.
And [F] sometimes in the morning, morning, he's on my [C] forehead snoring.
Shh, I know he [G] didn't sleep well, he must have [C] walked all night.
And if [F] I ever need him, need him, all I have [C] to do is call him.
Then I know [G] he'll come running, running, well I guess [C] he'll come crawling.
So I guess [F] I'd better call him, about a week [C] before I need him, so that [G] I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right about [C] on time.
And it's not [F] his fault, no it's not his fault, he's a little [C] bit slow.
He's a little bit slow, he can't help [G] it if he's called.
He can't help it if he's called, little itty bitty teeny tiny,
slippery slimy, pokey and a tiny [C] tail.
Yes I guess I'd [F] better call him, about a week [C] before I need him, so that [G] I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right about [C] on time.
[G] Bob's my [F] favourite
[C] snail!
[F]
[G] [D] That [C] was a silly snail song.
[G#]
[C#]
He's the [Dm] classiest snail [F] you could [C] ever hope to know.
[G] Oh, oh, and I wish [C] he didn't smell, but I [G] know he can't help it, help it.
He's lived in the [F] same shell since I [C] got him long ago.
And if I ever need him, need him, all I have to [C] do is call him.
Then [G] I know he'll come running, running, well I guess he'll [C] come crawling.
So I guess I'd [F] better call him, about a [C] week before I need him, so [G] that I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right [C] about on time.
And it's [F] not his fault, no it's not his fault, he's a [C] little bit slow.
He's a little bit slow, he can't help [G] it if he's called.
He can't help it if he's called, cute little itty bitty teeny tiny,
slippery slimy, pokey and a tiny [C] tail.
And [F] sometimes when I'm sleeping, I like [C] to cuddle with him.
Then I put [G] him on my nose, we look into [C] each other's eyes.
And [F] sometimes in the morning, morning, he's on my [C] forehead snoring.
Shh, I know he [G] didn't sleep well, he must have [C] walked all night.
And if [F] I ever need him, need him, all I have [C] to do is call him.
Then I know [G] he'll come running, running, well I guess [C] he'll come crawling.
So I guess [F] I'd better call him, about a week [C] before I need him, so that [G] I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right about [C] on time.
And it's not [F] his fault, no it's not his fault, he's a little [C] bit slow.
He's a little bit slow, he can't help [G] it if he's called.
He can't help it if he's called, little itty bitty teeny tiny,
slippery slimy, pokey and a tiny [C] tail.
Yes I guess I'd [F] better call him, about a week [C] before I need him, so that [G] I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right about [C] on time.
[G] Bob's my [F] favourite
[C] snail!
[F]
[G] [D] That [C] was a silly snail song.
[G#]
[C#]
Key:
C
G
F
Dm
D
C
G
F
_ _ _ _ _ _
Bob's my favorite snail, _ and I know he [G] really loves me, [G] loves me.
He's the [Dm] classiest snail [F] you could [C] ever hope to know.
[G] Oh, oh, and I wish [C] he didn't smell, _ _ but I [G] know he can't help it, help it.
He's lived in the [F] same shell since I [C] got him long ago.
_ _ And if I ever need him, need him, all I have to [C] do is call him.
Then [G] I know he'll come running, running, well I guess he'll [C] come crawling.
So I guess I'd [F] better call him, _ about a [C] week before I need him, so [G] that I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right [C] about on time.
_ And it's [F] not his fault, no it's not his fault, he's a [C] little bit slow.
He's a little bit slow, he can't help [G] it if he's called.
He can't help it if he's called, cute little itty bitty teeny tiny,
slippery slimy, pokey and a tiny [C] tail.
_ _ And [F] sometimes when I'm sleeping, _ I like [C] to cuddle with him.
_ Then I put [G] him on my nose, we look into [C] each other's eyes.
_ And [F] sometimes in the morning, morning, he's on my [C] forehead snoring.
Shh, I know he [G] didn't sleep well, _ he must have [C] walked all night.
_ And if [F] I ever need him, need him, all I have [C] to do is call him.
_ Then I know [G] he'll come running, running, well I guess [C] he'll come crawling.
So I guess [F] I'd better call him, about a week [C] before I need him, so that [G] I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right about [C] on time.
And it's not [F] his fault, no it's not his fault, he's a little [C] bit slow.
He's a little bit slow, he can't help [G] it if he's called.
He can't help it if he's called, little itty bitty teeny tiny,
slippery slimy, pokey and a tiny [C] tail. _
Yes I guess I'd [F] better call him, _ about a week [C] before I need him, so that [G] I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right about [C] on time.
[G] Bob's my [F] _ favourite _
[C] snail!
_ [F] _ _ _
[G] _ [D] That _ [C] was a silly snail song. _ _
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
Bob's my favorite snail, _ and I know he [G] really loves me, [G] loves me.
He's the [Dm] classiest snail [F] you could [C] ever hope to know.
[G] Oh, oh, and I wish [C] he didn't smell, _ _ but I [G] know he can't help it, help it.
He's lived in the [F] same shell since I [C] got him long ago.
_ _ And if I ever need him, need him, all I have to [C] do is call him.
Then [G] I know he'll come running, running, well I guess he'll [C] come crawling.
So I guess I'd [F] better call him, _ about a [C] week before I need him, so [G] that I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right [C] about on time.
_ And it's [F] not his fault, no it's not his fault, he's a [C] little bit slow.
He's a little bit slow, he can't help [G] it if he's called.
He can't help it if he's called, cute little itty bitty teeny tiny,
slippery slimy, pokey and a tiny [C] tail.
_ _ And [F] sometimes when I'm sleeping, _ I like [C] to cuddle with him.
_ Then I put [G] him on my nose, we look into [C] each other's eyes.
_ And [F] sometimes in the morning, morning, he's on my [C] forehead snoring.
Shh, I know he [G] didn't sleep well, _ he must have [C] walked all night.
_ And if [F] I ever need him, need him, all I have [C] to do is call him.
_ Then I know [G] he'll come running, running, well I guess [C] he'll come crawling.
So I guess [F] I'd better call him, about a week [C] before I need him, so that [G] I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right about [C] on time.
And it's not [F] his fault, no it's not his fault, he's a little [C] bit slow.
He's a little bit slow, he can't help [G] it if he's called.
He can't help it if he's called, little itty bitty teeny tiny,
slippery slimy, pokey and a tiny [C] tail. _
Yes I guess I'd [F] better call him, _ about a week [C] before I need him, so that [G] I'll see him.
Hello Bob!
Right about [C] on time.
[G] Bob's my [F] _ favourite _
[C] snail!
_ [F] _ _ _
[G] _ [D] That _ [C] was a silly snail song. _ _
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _