Chords for Funny song #8: Before I Could Rhyme

_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme _ _
_ _ [B] I [F#] guess that's why it took me [E] such a long
_ piece of paper
[B] _ _
[F#] I know it sounds funny _ _ _
How am I supposed to [F#] buy things without [E] any _
_ time?
[B] _ I wrote [F#] this song before I knew [E] how to rhyme
_ _ _ [B] It's so obvious now I guess I must have [E] been
_ not really paying very [B] close attention
I know [E] it sounds funny
_ _ _ [B] When I have a cold [B] my nose [E] gets
mucousy liquid dripping down from it towards my upper lip
Then I have to wipe it away with a tissue
Or else it rolls into my _ mouth
[F#] Yes [B] it does
It rolls into my _ _ [B]
mouth
[E] _ _ _ _ _ I wrote [F#] this song, I wrote this [E] song _ _
_ I think that's [F#] right but it could [E] be _
really incorrect
_ [B] I wrote this song, I wrote [E] this song
_ _ _ [B] My favorite movie, Gorilla, is [E] King
_ Of the [B] Apes
I wrote [F#] this song, I [E] wrote this song
_ _ [B] Now that it's almost over I hope it [E] isn't too
_ _ [B] lengthy
I wrote this song, I wrote [E] this _ song
_ [B] I lifted weights [F#] all month I'm [E] getting so
_ _ stinky
[B] I wrote this song before I [E] knew how to rhyme
_ I [B] hope I learn
_ _ _ _ [E] someday
_ _ _ That would be so [B] _ fun _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _