Eminem - The Kids (Lyrics) Chords

_ _ _ _ _ _ And everyone [Eb] should [F] get along
Okay children quiet [Bb] down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new [Eb] substitute teacher for the day
His [F] name is Mr.
Shighty
[Bb] Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that Shut [Eb] up
Mr.
Shighty will be your new substitute while [Bb] Mr.
Knave is out with [Bb] ammonia
He's got air
Good luck Mr.
Shighty
[Eb] Hi there little boys and [F] girls Hi there
Today we're [Bb] gonna learn how to poison [Gm] squirrels
But first I'd like you to [C] meet my friend Bob
Say [F] hi Bob Hi Bob
[Bb] Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job
[Eb] As Bob sits at home and smokes [F] pot
But his 12 year old [Bb] brother looks up to him an awful [Gm] lot
And Bob likes to [C] hang out at the local waffle [F] spot
And wait in the parking [Bb] lot for waitresses off the plot
When it's late and the light [Eb] gets dark
And fake like he walks [F] his dog
Drag him in the woods and go straight to the chopping [Gm] block
And even [Cm] if they escaped and they got the [F] cops
The ladies would all [Bb] be so afraid they would drop the [E] torch
And one night Mrs.
Stacy went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to [A] talk
But Stacy knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his [Gb] rocker
Crazy could've swam Shighty is off the blocker
You couldn't even take him to Dray's to get Bob a [A] docker
Grabbed Stacy by the leg cause he chopped it off her
And dropped him off in the lake for the cops to [E] punish
But ever since the day Stacy went off the run
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle [Gb] diner
And that's the story of Bob and his [D] marijuana
And what it might do to [Eb] you
So see if the [Bb] squirrel's born of this passage
You [Eb] see children's drugs are [F] bad
And if you [Bb] don't believe me ask your [Gm] dad
And if you [C] don't believe him ask your mom
[F] She'll tell you [Bb] how she does them all the time
So [Eb] get sane on the [F] drugs
So you don't [Bb] act like everyone else [Gm] does
And there's [Cm] really nothing else to [F] say
[Bb] Drugs are just bad and kind
My penis is [Eb] the size of a peanut
Have you [F] seen it?
Fuck no [Bb] you ain't seen it
It's the size of a peanut
Speaking of [Cm] peanuts
You know what else is [F] bad for squirrels?
[Bb] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever [Cm] offers it to you
Don't [F] do it
Kids too hit so [Gm] lobby drain all your spinal fluid
Your spinal fluid [Eb] is final you won't get it [F] back
So don't get attached to the [Bb] little tack
If you don't need it back
Meet Thack, [Eb] 21 years old
[F] After hanging out with some friends [Bb] at a frat party
He gets [Gm] bold and decides to try it [Eb] live
When he's pried by five [F] guys
And peer pressure [Bb] will win every time he tries to [E] fight it
Suddenly he starts to convulse
And his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his [Dm] skull
Thack starts [G] to look like the [A] McDonald's arches
He's on Donald's carpet laying horizontal [Gb] barfing
And everyone in the apartment starts laughing at him
Hey Adam, Thack is a jackass, [A] look at him
They took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing
Except maybe wasting the [E] money
Meanwhile Thack's in a coma
The action is over and his back and his shoulders hunched up
Like he's [Gb] practicing yoga
And [Am] that's the story of Thack, the [Gbm] ecstasy maniac
So [D] don't even feed Thack his growth [Bb] plasma
When you see [Eb] children brought to [F] life
And if you [Bb] don't believe me ask your [Gm] dad
And if you [C] don't believe him ask your [F] mom
She'll tell you [Bb] how she does them all the time
[Eb] It's a known to drugs
[F] So you don't [Bb] act like everyone else [Gm] does
Then there's [Cm] really nothing else to [F] say
[Bb] Drugs are just bad and cursed
And last but not [Eb] least
One of the most [F] humongous problems among [Bb] young people today
It's fungus that grows from cow [Cm] manure
They pick it out, [F] wipe it off, bag it up
[Bb] And you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum
[Eb] Then you start to see some done [F] stuff
And everything slows [Bb] down when you eat some [Gm] more bone
And [C] sometimes you see things that aren't [F] there
Like fat women [Bb] in G-strings but aren't there
Mr.
Shady, [Eb] what's a G-string?
It's yarn, [F] Claire
Women stick them [Bb] up their behinds, go out [Gm] and wear them
And if you [Cm] swallow too much of the magic [F] mushrooms
Whoops, did I say [Bb] magic mushrooms?
I meant fungus
Your tongue gets [Eb] all swollen up like a [F] cow's tongue
[Bb] Because it comes from a [Gm] cow's dung
See, drugs are [Cm] bad, it's a common [F] fact
With your mom and dad, [Bb] well that's all that I'm good at
But don't be me
Cause [Eb] if you grow up and you go in [Bb] D
You're gonna come from E
And I'm gonna have to grow a [Gm] little T
And get a disguise [Cm] and hide
Cause it'll be my [F] fault
So don't do [Bb] drugs and do exactly as I don't
Some bad news
[Eb] See, children, drugs are [F] bad
And if you [Bb] don't believe me, ask your [Gm] dad
And if you [Cm] don't believe him, ask your [F] mom
She'll tell you [Bb] how she does them all the time
So [Eb] kids, say no to [F] drugs
Say no to you, don't [Bb] act like everyone else [Gm] does
And there's [Cm] really nothing else to [F] say
[Bb] Drugs are just bad and gray
Come on, [Eb] children, clap [F] along
Sing [Bb] along, children
[Gm] Come on, clap along
[Cm] Drugs are just [F] bad
Drugs [Bb] are just bad
_ [Eb] Don't do drugs
[F] It's gonna be more [Bb] for me
If you get [Eb] to the [C] mushrooms
All [F] the problems are [Bb] still lurking
And I'm gonna have to shut that black mouth _ _ _ _
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