Eminem - If I Had Lyrics [HQ/HD] Chords

_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Fm] _ Life, by Marshall Mathers. _
[Dm] _ What is life?
_ Life is like [C] a big obstacle, [F] in front of your optical, it slows you down.
[Dm] And every time you think you've gotten past it, it's going to [Am] come back around and attack you to the damn ground. _
[Dm] What are friends?
_ Friends are people that [F] you make with your friends, but they're really your enemy.
[Dm] Secret identities and disguises to hide their true colors.
[C] _ So when you think you're close enough to be brothers, [Bb] they want to come back and cut your throat when you ain't looking. _
[Am] _ What is money?
_ [Ab] Money is what [Bb] makes a man act funny.
_ Money is the root of all [Am] evil.
_ Money will make them same friends come [Dm] back around, [Bb] swearing that they was always down. _
[Am] What is life?
I'm [Gb] tired of life.
[Bb] I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes [F] with friendly grins.
I'm tired of committing so many sins.
[Bb] Tired of always giving in when it's bottling Henny [Am] bins.
Tired of never having any ends.
Tired [Bb] of having skinny friends, soaked on crack and mini [C] dens.
I'm tired of this DJ playing your shit when he [Dm] spins.
Tired of not having to deal.
Tired [Am] of having to deal with the [Ab] bullshit without grabbing a still.
[Bb] Tired of drowning in my sorrow.
Tired of [F] having to borrow a bottle of gas to start with Monte [Bb] Carlo.
I'm tired of motherfucking spraying shit and [Am] darting off.
I'm tired of jobs starting off at 5 [Bb].50 an hour, then it's washed when it's time to smarten [Am] off.
Tired of being fired every time I [Cm] fart in [Bb] court.
Tired of having to work cause the gas station clerk for [Am] this jerk.
Breathing down my [Fm] neck, dropping me berserk.
I'm tired [Bb] of using plastic _ silverware.
Tired of [C] working at Builder's Square.
Tired of not being a [Bb] millionaire.
But if I had a million dollars, I'd buy [Am] a damn brewery and turn the [Dm] planet into _ alcoholics.
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the [Am] world suck a dick without [Cm] a condom on while up on [Dm] the john.
If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't [F] be enough cause I'd still [Dm] be out robbing all the trucks.
If I had one wish, I would [C] ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to [Dm] kiss.
Tired of being white trash, broken on a [Am] floor.
Tired of taking my bottles back to the party [Dm] store.
Tired of not having a phone.
Tired of not [Am] having a home to have one in if the dead [Dm] have none.
_ Tired of not driving a BMW.
Tired [Am] of not working at gym.
Tired of [Bb] wanting to be him.
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol P [Am].M.
Tired of not performing in [Ab] the packed _ [Bb] coliseum.
Tired of not being on tour.
Tired of fucking [C] the same blonde whore after working the back of a [Dm] Contour.
Tired of baking knots with a stack of [Am] wands.
Having a lack of funds to resort back to [Bb] guns.
Tired of being stared at.
Tired of wearing [C] the same damn Nike Air Hat.
Tired [B] of [Bb] stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of lugs.
Tired [Am] of people saying they're tired of hearing [C] me rap about [Bb] drugs.
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringing half the skill [Am] as me.
Saying they wasn't feeling [Dm] me on nobody's skill as me.
And I'm tired of radio stations telling [Am] fibs.
Tired of JV's saying [D] we're hip-hop _
[Bb] lids.
But if I had a million dollars, [C] buy a damn brewery and turn [F] Atlanta into _ [Dm] alcoholics.
If I had a magic wand, I'd make [Am] the world suck my dick without a condom on.
Wonder Woman [Dm] and John.
If [Bb] I had a million bucks, it [F] wouldn't be enough.
Cause I'd be out robbing all the [Dm] trucks.
If I had one wish, I would [F] ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to [Dm] kiss.
_ You know what I'm saying?
_ [F] _
I'm tired of all this _ bullshit. _
[Dm] Telling people to be positive.
How am I supposed to be [Am] positive when I'm a C-tip positive?
You know what I'm saying?
[Dm] _ _ _ Rap about shit around me, shit I [C] see.
You know what I'm saying?
[Fm] Right now I'm tired of everything.
[Dm] _ Not all this player-hating that's going on in my own [F] city.
_ Can't get nowhere, play.
You know what I'm saying?
[Dm] _ _ But hey, it's cool though.
[Am] You know what I'm saying?
_ [Fm] _ Just spread [Dm] out.
_ _ _ _ My [Am] word. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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