Eminem - Criminal [HQ Lyrics] Chords

_ _ A lot of people [Am] ask me _ _ stupid fucking questions.
_ [A] _ A lot of people think that what I say on record, [Am] or what I [C] talk about on the record,
that I actually do [Em] in real life, or that I believe in it. _
_ [Am] Or if I say that I want to kill somebody, [C#] that I'm actually going to do it, [C] or that I believe in it. _ _
Well shit, if [Bm] you believe that, [B] then I'll kill you.
_ _ You know why?
Cause [Em] I'm a criminal!
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
[C] Criminal!
_ _ _ [E] You're goddamn [Em] right.
I'm a criminal!
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
[C] Yeah, I'm a criminal!
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge.
[C#] It'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or les.
[C] That a homosex?
I'm mad for a transvest.
[Em] Pants or dress?
Hate fags and yansers, yes.
Homophobic?
Nah, you just heterophobic.
[C#] Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulge.
[C] That's my motherfucking balls, you better let go of them.
[Em] They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of them.
Hey, it's me, Versace.
What?
Somebody shot [C#] me.
And I was just checking the mail.
Get it?
[C] Checking the mail?
How many records you expect in a cell [Em] after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
Come on!
Relax, guy.
I like gay [C#m] men, right [C#] Ken?
Give me an amen.
[C] Amen!
Please, Lord, this poor man needs [Em] Jesus.
He and his child help us destroy these demons.
Oh, and please send me a brand new car [C#] with a prostitute while my wife's sick in the [C] hospital.
Preacher, preacher, fifth grade [Em] teacher, you can't reach me, my mom can't either.
You can't teach me a goddamn thing, [C#] cause I watch TV and Comcast [C] cable.
You ain't able to stop these [Em] thots.
You can't stop me from topping these charts.
And you can't stop me from dropping each [C#] march with a brand new CD for these fucking [C] retards.
And to think it's just little old [Em] me, Mr.
Don't Give [E] a Fuck still won't leave.
I'm a criminal!
[Em] Every time I write a rhyme, these people [C#] think it's a crime to tell them what's on my mind.
I guess [C] I'm a criminal.
I don't gotta say a word, I just split [Em] and burn and keep going.
I don't take shit from no one.
I'm a criminal!
Every time I write a rhyme, these people [C#] think it's a crime to tell them what's on my mind.
I guess [C] I'm a criminal.
I don't gotta say a word, I just split [Em] and burn and keep going.
I don't take shit from no one.
Who mothered their child?
Taught liquor, cigarettes, and speed.
[C#] The baby came out, they figured liquor meant some need.
[C] It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she.
[Em] Don't dare make fun of that baby, cause that baby was me.
I'm a criminal!
An animal caged to turn [C#] grave.
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't [C] raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller,
[Em] My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger.
I drank more liquor to fuck you up quicker [C#m] than you'd wanna [C#] fuck me up for saying the word.
[C] My morals went, when the president got moral.
[Em] Sex in his office on top of his death off of his own employee.
Now don't ignore me, you won't afford me.
[C#m] You can't miss me, I'm white blonde hair and my nose is [C] pointy.
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that [Em] die in plane crashes or laughs as long as it ain't happened to him.
Slim shady, I'm as crazy as him [C#] and him and Kim combined.
The maniacs in [C] place of the doctor cause Ray couldn't make it.
[Em] He's a little under the weather so I'm taking his place.
Oh that's Dre with an AK to his face.
[C#] Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place.
[C] I told you Dre, you should've kept that thing from the way.
[Em] I guess that'll teach you not [E] to let me play with it.
I'm a criminal!
[Em] _ _ _ [C#] _ _ Uh-uh, [C] just go up in that motherfucker.
Get the [Em] motherfucking money and get the fuck up out of here.
I'll be right here waiting on you.
Yo Em.
[C#] What?
Don't kill nobody.
[C] Alright.
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ Hi.
How can I [C] help you?
Yeah, I need to make a withdrawal.
Get [Em] the fucking money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you.
Oh my god.
I'm [C#] not gonna kill you. _
[C] I said I'm not gonna kill you.
_ [Em] _ _ Thank [E] you!
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it.
[C#] So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it.
[C] So I be disguised in it.
And if anybody [Em] identifies the guy in it, I hide for five minutes.
Come back, shoot the eyewitness.
The [C#] fire at the private eye, hiding the pride in my [C] business.
Die bitches, bastards, rat [Em] pets.
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet.
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my [C#] nuts.
Tuck my dick in between my legs and clock.
[C] You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough to [Em] say the stuff I say [E] so this tape is shut.
Shit happens, [Em] shit I say, I just make it up [C#] to make you mad.
Kiss my white naked [C] ass.
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as, [Em] I'm gonna be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask.
I'm a criminal.
Every time I write a rhyme, these people think [C#m] it's a crime to tell them what's on my mind.
I guess [C] I'm a criminal.
But I don't gotta say a word, I just click on [Em] the burn and keep going.
I don't take shit from no one.
I'm a criminal.
Every time I write a rhyme, these people think [C#] it's a crime to tell them what's on my mind.
I guess I'm [C] a criminal.
But I don't gotta say a word, I just click on [Em] the burn and keep going.
I don't take shit from no one.
I'm a criminal.
Every time I write a rhyme, these people think [C#] it's a crime to tell them what's on my mind.
I guess I'm [C] a criminal.
But I don't gotta say a word, I just click on [Em] the burn and keep going.
I don't take shit from no one.
I'm a criminal.
Every time I write a rhyme, these people think [C#] it's a crime to tell them what's on my mind.
I guess I'm [C] a criminal.
But I don't gotta say a word, I just click on [Em] the burn and keep going.
I don't take shit from no one.
I'm