Big Weenie Chords by Eminem

_ _ [Fm] I don't [C] understand, man.
Why [Cm] are you being so mean?
[C] You're a mean, mean man!
You're just jealous of me cause you, you [Fm] just can't do what [C] I do.
So instead of just admitting it, [Cm] you walk around and say all kinds of really [C] mean things [Fm] about me cause [C] you're a meanie.
A meanie.
But only cause you're just really jealous of me cause [Fm] I'm what you wanna [C] be.
So you just look like an idiot [Cm] when you say these mean things cause it's so easy to see.
You're [Fm] really just a [Ab] big teeny.
[C] Big teeny.
[Cm]
Alright, listen.
I need you to [Fm] focus.
I [C] need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is [Cm] important.
We are going to perform an [C] experiment of the [Cm] sort and I'm going to have to ask [C] you to bear with me for a moment.
Now I need you to open your mind to rise close.
You are now about to be placed under my [Cm] hypnosis.
For the next four and a half [C] minutes, we are going [Cm] to explore [C] into your mind to find out why you're so fucking jealous.
Now why did they make you who?
Pippity-kaka-poo-poo.
Psych, I'm kidding, I just wanted to see if you're still [Cm] listening.
Okay, now I need your [C] undivided attention.
Sir, I have a question.
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension?
From the moment that I enter into the room, it gets all quiet and whispered.
Whenever this conversation, why am I always [Cm] mentioned?
I've been [C] dying to ask, it's been itching at me as [Cm] it is.
Because you're just jealous of me cause you just [C] can't do what I do.
So instead of just admitting it, you [Cm] walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about [Ab] me cause you're a [C] meanie. A meanie.
But [Cm] only cause you're just really jealous of me cause I'm [C] what you wanna be.
So you just look like an idiot when you [Cm] say these mean things cause it's so easy to see.
You're really [C] just a big meanie.
Big meanie.
[Cm] Alright, now I, I just flubbed a line.
[C] I was going to say something extremely important but I [Cm] forgot who or what it was.
I fucked up.
[C] Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot.
No I didn't.
That's just what you wanted to hear from me is that I fucked up, babe.
But I could bust one take without looking at no paper.
[Cm] Doesn't take a bunch of takes for me to [C] stand here in this [Ab] booth all day for [C] me to say the truth.
Okay, you're drooling, you're a [Cm] euthycate.
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting.
What the fuck do you [C] eat for lunch?
A bunch of sweets or something?
What?
Munch a bunch of crunch and munch?
Your teeth is rotten.
The gum, your breast stings.
Wanna [Ab] do some gum?
[C] Yes I do.
What am I?
A fucer or a [Cm] fucer.
Marshall, I'm so jealous of you.
Please say you won't [C] tell nobody.
I'd be so embarrassed.
I'm just absolutely terrified that someone's gonna find out why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful mean things.
It's my own insecurity.
You're just jealous of me cause you just can't do what I do.
So instead of just admitting [Cm] it, you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things [Fm] about me [C] cause you're a meanie.
A meanie.
But only cause you're just really jealous of me cause I'm what you wanna be.
So you just look like an idiot [Cm] when you say these mean things cause it's easy to see [Fm] you're really just [Ab] a big [C] meanie.
Big [Cm] meanie.
Alright now we, we're going to conduct that [C] experiment that we were talking about [Cm] earlier.
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes [Ab] to its ecstasy cause [C] that's exactly what your eyes look like.
When ecstasy is a mirror.
Notice the resemblance here?
Wait, let me put these sunglasses on.
Now look in [Cm] this mirror.
How about now?
What do you have in [Fm] common?
You're [C] both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em.
You look like I sound like singing about weenies.
Now take my weenie out of your mouth.
[Cm] This is between me and you.
I know you're not happy.
I know [C] you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying.
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying.
There's no denying [Cm] that my weenie's much bigger than yours is.
Mine is like sticking a banana [C] between two oranges.
Why are you [Cm] even doing this to [C] yourself?
It's pointless.
Why do we have to keep on going through this?
This is torturous.
[Cm] My point is this.
That if you say mean things, [Fm] your weenie will [C] shrink.
Now I forgot what the chorus [Cm] is.
You're just jealous.
You're just jealous of me cause you, you just can't do what [C] I do.
So instead of just admitting it, you [Cm] walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about [Fm] me.
Cause you're [C] a weenie.
A weenie.
But only cause you are just really jealous of me.
Cause I'm what you wanna be.
So you just look like an idiot when [Cm] you say these mean things.
Cause it's so easy to see you [C] really isn't a big weenie.
Big weenie.
Fuck my dick.
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