Chords for Ass Like That - Eminem Lyrics

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don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true.
I ain't never seen a [A] ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go doink doink doink.
The way she moves, she's like a ballet dancer.
She's shaking that ass too, she's a new knowledge dancer.
I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'm a answer.
Call it saying freeze doink doink doink.
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have knees.
I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing.
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr.
Officer.
I'm already on my knees, I can't get on the ground any further.
It's impossible for me, do not treat me like a murderer.
I just like to pee pee pee.
Yes, I make R&B, I sing song, it go [E] ringy trong, a ching chong chong chong ching.
Sigh, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid.
If I have been, I'm sorry.
Please, [A] please forgive for I am, for I am the perfect dog.
I am a mere puppet, I can keep away with anything I say and you will love it.
The way you shake it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go doink doink doink.
Just like a Simpson, look cool for Pimpson.
Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that.
Every time I see that show on MTV, my pee pee goes doink doink doink.
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome.
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums.
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn, fully saying freeze.
Doink doink doink.
What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat, I am naked.
Look, I put away my zipper sheath.
Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please.
I did not [E] even get to see Mary [A]-Kate Shower scene.
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene.
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman.
This movie's PG, Mr.
Officer.
I demand to see my attorney.
I will simply plead innocent, cover free and be free.
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets.
What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy.
I am triumphed.
Britney Spears has sold us like a man.
If you're a man and I can say that, then you'll laugh, cause there's a puppet on my hand.
Look where you shake it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen a ass like that.
Look where you move it, you make my pee pee go.
Doink doink doink.
_ Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, [E] so I ain't never seen a butt [A] like that.
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go.
Doink doink doink.
The way she moves, she dances like a go-go.
In that video she sings, get out your bozo.
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is Jojo.
Holy Sam freeze.
Doink doink doink.
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized and my keys to my ranch.
I just make cookies, Mr.
Officer.
Looky, take a whiff of these.
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of these.
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me.
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee pee on the radio.
But I think I need Janet, is that a breath?
I think I just I need.
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid.
I don't think my joke is working.
I must be quick to the chopper.
Everybody get down, I am not trying.
I am Arnold, get down.
The way you shake it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go.
Doink doink doink.
So Christopher, will you pee pee on me please?
I [E] ain't never seen a ass [A] like that.
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go.
Doink doink doink.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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