Chords for Country Bumpkin
Tempo:
91.75 bpm
Chords used:
A
E
D
C#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
He walked in with a bar and flopped his big blue [D] vein upon a tall [A] bar stool.
With [E] an outback Queensland drawl he said,
Here's a couple of scubbies and [A] pour one on me too.
A young barmaid with disbelieving eyes [D] slowly poured it [A] up and down.
And she [E] thought I wonder how on earth this country bumpkin dragged [A] it into town.
And she said,
Hello [D] country bumpkin, [E] what's them warts there on your [A] pumpkin?
I've seen some slugs [D] but Christ that's something.
[E] Where'd it grow from [A] country bumpkin?
It was just a short year later in a burnt out bed on [D] a mattress stained [A] and torn.
[E] Into this outback Queensland town another baby banana bender [A] was born.
With a slouch hat perched back on its head and an ice cold [D] 4X style B [A] in its hand.
[E] And stubble growing on its chin, dandy legs and a cock [A] like his old man.
And she said,
Hello [D] country bumpkin, [E]
fresh as cow shit on [A] the pumpkin.
You bite my tick you'll get a [D] thumpin'.
[E] I think I must have been [A] pregnant or something.
Forty years had passed since they first met and [D] now her days were near [A] an end.
[E] Her old man as well was showing signs of slowing down because his slug had [A] started to bend.
[A]
[E] She [A] was lying on her deathbed knowing full well that [D] her race was nearly [A] run.
[E] But she softly sighed and gazed into the slanty eye of her old [A] man's mutton gun.
And she said,
So long [D] country bumpkin, [E]
the warts have gone now [A] from your pumpkin.
We've worn them off with all [D] that humpin'.
[C#m] See [E] you later country [A] bumpkin.
And she said,
So long country [D] bumpkin, [E] we've worn the warts right [A] off your pumpkin.
We shagged so much you [D] caved me bum in.
[E] Cop you later country [A] bumpkin.
With [E] an outback Queensland drawl he said,
Here's a couple of scubbies and [A] pour one on me too.
A young barmaid with disbelieving eyes [D] slowly poured it [A] up and down.
And she [E] thought I wonder how on earth this country bumpkin dragged [A] it into town.
And she said,
Hello [D] country bumpkin, [E] what's them warts there on your [A] pumpkin?
I've seen some slugs [D] but Christ that's something.
[E] Where'd it grow from [A] country bumpkin?
It was just a short year later in a burnt out bed on [D] a mattress stained [A] and torn.
[E] Into this outback Queensland town another baby banana bender [A] was born.
With a slouch hat perched back on its head and an ice cold [D] 4X style B [A] in its hand.
[E] And stubble growing on its chin, dandy legs and a cock [A] like his old man.
And she said,
Hello [D] country bumpkin, [E]
fresh as cow shit on [A] the pumpkin.
You bite my tick you'll get a [D] thumpin'.
[E] I think I must have been [A] pregnant or something.
Forty years had passed since they first met and [D] now her days were near [A] an end.
[E] Her old man as well was showing signs of slowing down because his slug had [A] started to bend.
[A]
[E] She [A] was lying on her deathbed knowing full well that [D] her race was nearly [A] run.
[E] But she softly sighed and gazed into the slanty eye of her old [A] man's mutton gun.
And she said,
So long [D] country bumpkin, [E]
the warts have gone now [A] from your pumpkin.
We've worn them off with all [D] that humpin'.
[C#m] See [E] you later country [A] bumpkin.
And she said,
So long country [D] bumpkin, [E] we've worn the warts right [A] off your pumpkin.
We shagged so much you [D] caved me bum in.
[E] Cop you later country [A] bumpkin.
Key:
A
E
D
C#m
A
E
D
C#m
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
He walked in with a bar and flopped his big blue [D] vein upon a tall [A] bar stool. _ _ _ _
With [E] an outback Queensland drawl he said,
Here's a couple of scubbies and [A] pour one on me too. _ _ _ _ _
A young barmaid with disbelieving eyes [D] slowly poured it [A] up and down. _ _ _
_ And she [E] thought I wonder how on earth this country bumpkin dragged [A] it into town.
_ And she said,
Hello [D] country bumpkin, _ _ [E] what's them warts there on your [A] pumpkin?
_ _ _ I've seen some slugs [D] but Christ that's something.
_ _ [E] Where'd it grow from [A] country bumpkin? _ _ _ _ _
It was just a short year later in a burnt out bed on [D] a mattress stained [A] and torn. _ _ _
[E] _ _ Into this outback Queensland town another baby banana bender [A] was born. _ _ _ _
With a slouch hat perched back on its head and an ice cold [D] 4X style B [A] in its hand. _ _ _
_ _ [E] And stubble growing on its chin, dandy legs and a cock [A] like his old man.
_ _ And she said,
Hello [D] country bumpkin, _ _ [E] _
fresh as cow shit on [A] the pumpkin.
_ _ _ You bite my tick you'll get a [D] _ thumpin'.
_ [E] I think I must have been [A] pregnant or something. _ _ _ _
_ Forty years had passed since they first met and [D] now her days were near [A] an end. _ _ _
_ [E] Her old man as well was showing signs of slowing down because his slug had [A] started to bend.
_ [A] _ _ _
[E] She [A] was lying on her deathbed knowing full well that [D] her race was nearly [A] run. _ _ _
_ _ [E] But she softly sighed and gazed into the slanty eye of her old [A] man's mutton gun. _ _
And she said,
So long [D] country bumpkin, _ _ _ [E]
the warts have gone now [A] from your pumpkin. _ _ _
We've worn them off with all [D] that humpin'.
_ _ _ [C#m] See [E] you later country [A] bumpkin.
_ _ _ And she said,
So long country [D] bumpkin, _ _ _ [E] we've worn the warts right [A] off your pumpkin.
_ _ We shagged so much you [D] caved me bum in.
_ _ [E] Cop you later country [A] bumpkin. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
He walked in with a bar and flopped his big blue [D] vein upon a tall [A] bar stool. _ _ _ _
With [E] an outback Queensland drawl he said,
Here's a couple of scubbies and [A] pour one on me too. _ _ _ _ _
A young barmaid with disbelieving eyes [D] slowly poured it [A] up and down. _ _ _
_ And she [E] thought I wonder how on earth this country bumpkin dragged [A] it into town.
_ And she said,
Hello [D] country bumpkin, _ _ [E] what's them warts there on your [A] pumpkin?
_ _ _ I've seen some slugs [D] but Christ that's something.
_ _ [E] Where'd it grow from [A] country bumpkin? _ _ _ _ _
It was just a short year later in a burnt out bed on [D] a mattress stained [A] and torn. _ _ _
[E] _ _ Into this outback Queensland town another baby banana bender [A] was born. _ _ _ _
With a slouch hat perched back on its head and an ice cold [D] 4X style B [A] in its hand. _ _ _
_ _ [E] And stubble growing on its chin, dandy legs and a cock [A] like his old man.
_ _ And she said,
Hello [D] country bumpkin, _ _ [E] _
fresh as cow shit on [A] the pumpkin.
_ _ _ You bite my tick you'll get a [D] _ thumpin'.
_ [E] I think I must have been [A] pregnant or something. _ _ _ _
_ Forty years had passed since they first met and [D] now her days were near [A] an end. _ _ _
_ [E] Her old man as well was showing signs of slowing down because his slug had [A] started to bend.
_ [A] _ _ _
[E] She [A] was lying on her deathbed knowing full well that [D] her race was nearly [A] run. _ _ _
_ _ [E] But she softly sighed and gazed into the slanty eye of her old [A] man's mutton gun. _ _
And she said,
So long [D] country bumpkin, _ _ _ [E]
the warts have gone now [A] from your pumpkin. _ _ _
We've worn them off with all [D] that humpin'.
_ _ _ [C#m] See [E] you later country [A] bumpkin.
_ _ _ And she said,
So long country [D] bumpkin, _ _ _ [E] we've worn the warts right [A] off your pumpkin.
_ _ We shagged so much you [D] caved me bum in.
_ _ [E] Cop you later country [A] bumpkin. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _