Chords for Champaign, Illinois - Old 97's

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_ _ The bottom line's been snorted _ _ [Bb] The bottom card's [F] been dealt
_ _ [C] No one knows like you know right [Bb] now How truly bad [F] it felt
_ _ All your life you wasted on [Bb] _ Dreaming about [F] _
today
_ _ [C] Worker bees kill off their queen [Bb] And carry all their [F] eggs away
Oh, [Bb] but if you die Fearing God [F] and _ painfully [Bb] employed
_ [F] No, you will not go [C] to heaven You'll [Bb] go to Champaign, [F] Illinois _
_ Up _ _ _ _ north in Chicago _ [Bb] Where booze makes no [F] one blush
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Memories come back to you [Bb] In a double [F] bourbon rush _ _ _
Memories, they aren't all bad [Bb] And neither my friend [F] are you
There [C] is an argument There must be some heaven [Bb] meant
My heart's at our [F] half-truth Oh, [Bb] but if you spend your whole life
[F] Rolling horses _ [Bb] into Troy _ [F] No, you will not [C] go to heaven
[Bb] You'll go to [F] Champaign, Illinois _ No, you will not [C] go to heaven
[Bb] You'll go to Champaign, [F] Illinois _ _ _ _
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Roll on Blacktop Highway _ [Bb] _
Circles towards [F] the sun
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_ Springfield's in the distance _ [Bb] And that's the last [F] big one _ _
After that comes judgment Oh, [Bb] and judgment will [F] be swift
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You will be _ eliminated [Bb] But here's the [F] parting gift
Oh, [Bb] if you die Fearing [F] God and painfully [Bb] _ employed
[F] No, you will not go [C] to heaven [Bb] You'll go to Champaign, [F] Illinois
_ _ No, you will not go [C] to heaven [Bb] You'll go to Champaign, [F] Illinois
No, you will [C] not go to heaven [Bb] You'll go to Champaign, [F] Illinois _ _ _ _ _
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