Chords for I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here) (From "The Guardians of the ...

_ Out on the third planet closest to the Sun [E] there's a special [C] celebration and [Am] it sounds [C] quite fun a
[G] Jolly old fellow brings toys to [E] everyone on a holiday.
[C] They [G] call _ Christmas _
[Am] Now I'm not gonna lie.
It makes no sense to me, [C] but here's what earthlings told [A#] me about
this Christmas [A]
mystery _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ Santa is a furry freak [Bm] with epic superpowers _ _
[D] He flies to every [Bm] human home in under 14 hours
_ [E] _ He's a [A] master burglar [Em] a pro at picking [A] _ locks
[E] If you don't leave [A] milk and cookies out
[A#] He will put [A] dung in your _ socks _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] if you act nicely through the night
[Bm] And don't jump on your bed
_ [D] Santa comes with sugar _ [Bm] plums and hurls them at your head _
_ [E] But if you're on [A] his naughty list [E] he shoots missiles at [A] your toes _
[E] He might just roast [A] your chestnuts with [A#] his powerful _ [A] flamethrower _
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_ [Bm] Rain rain rain [F#] rain rain
_ [G] Dear dear dear [D] dear dear
[Bm] Don't _ know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but Christmas [D] _ time is here
_ _ _ _ _ _ He's compelled his creepy [B] elves to do his every wish
_ [D] What's ought to be a dentist now?
[B] He's sleeping with the fish
_ [Em] _ Mrs.
[A] Claus she works the [E] pole _ plans for [A] man's demise
_ [E] _ Soon the [A] elves will all rise up [A#] and stab out [A] Santa's eyes _ _ _
Ho _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
_ [F#] ho
_ _ [G] _ Earthlings are [D] so weird
_ [Bm] Don't know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but [A] Christmas time is [D] here
_ [B] Ho ho ho ho [F#] ho
_ [G] _ Earthlings are [D] so weird
[Bm] I don't know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but [A] Christmas [D] time is here
_ [Bm] _ What the heck's [F#] a turtle dove? _
_ And who lit up [D] that deer?
Don't _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
know what [F#] Christmas is [G] but [A] Christmas [D] time is here
[Bm] Don't _ know [F#m] what Christmas is [G] but Christmas [A] time [D] is here _ _
Or maybe [Dm] it's there
_ Or here somewhere
[D] I don't know _
I don't know _ _ _ _ _ _
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