Chords for I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)
Tempo:
161.8 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
G
Bm
F#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Out on the third planet closest to the [Am] sun, there's a special celebration and it sounds [C] quite fun.
[G] A jolly old fellow brings [Bm] toys to everyone [A] on a [C] holiday they [G] call Christmas.
[Am] Now I'm not gonna lie, it makes no sense to me, [C] but here's what Earthlings told me [A#] about this Christmas [A]
mystery.
[D]
Santa is a blurry [B] freak with epic super power.
[D] He flies to every [Bm] human home in under 14 hours.
[E]
He's a [A] master burglar, [Em]
a pro at picking locks.
[E] If you don't leave [A] milk and cookies [A#] out, he will put [A] dung in your socks.
[D]
If you act nicely through the night, [B] then don't jump on your bed.
[D]
Santa comes with sugar [B] plums and hurls them at your head.
[E]
But if you're [A] on his naughty list,
[E] he shoots missiles [A] at your toes.
[E]
He might just [A] roast your chestnuts with [A#] his powerful [A]
flamethrower.
[Bm]
Rain, rain, [F#] rain, rain, [G] rain.
Dear, dear, dear, [D] dear, dear.
[Bm]
Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [D] Christmas time is here.
He's compelled his creepy [B] elves to do his every wish.
[D] Once sought to be a dentist, [B] now he's sleeping with a fish.
[Em] Mrs.
[A] Claus, she works the [E] pole, plans for [A] man's demise.
[E] Soon the [A] elves will all rise up [A#] and stab out [A]
Santa's eyes.
[Bm] Ho, ho, ho, [F#] ho, ho.
[G] Earthlings are [D] so weird.
[Bm] Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [A] Christmas time [D] is here.
[B] Ho, ho, ho, ho, [F#] ho.
[G] Earthlings are [D]
so weird.
[Bm] Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [A] Christmas [D] time is here.
[Bm] What the [F#] heck's a turtle dove?
[G] And who lit up [D] that deer?
Don't [Bm] know [F#] what Christmas [G] is, but [A] Christmas [D] time is here.
[Bm] I don't know [F#m] what Christmas is, [G] but Christmas [A] time [D] is here.
I think it's there.
Maybe it's somewhere.
I don't know.
I don't know.
[G] A jolly old fellow brings [Bm] toys to everyone [A] on a [C] holiday they [G] call Christmas.
[Am] Now I'm not gonna lie, it makes no sense to me, [C] but here's what Earthlings told me [A#] about this Christmas [A]
mystery.
[D]
Santa is a blurry [B] freak with epic super power.
[D] He flies to every [Bm] human home in under 14 hours.
[E]
He's a [A] master burglar, [Em]
a pro at picking locks.
[E] If you don't leave [A] milk and cookies [A#] out, he will put [A] dung in your socks.
[D]
If you act nicely through the night, [B] then don't jump on your bed.
[D]
Santa comes with sugar [B] plums and hurls them at your head.
[E]
But if you're [A] on his naughty list,
[E] he shoots missiles [A] at your toes.
[E]
He might just [A] roast your chestnuts with [A#] his powerful [A]
flamethrower.
[Bm]
Rain, rain, [F#] rain, rain, [G] rain.
Dear, dear, dear, [D] dear, dear.
[Bm]
Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [D] Christmas time is here.
He's compelled his creepy [B] elves to do his every wish.
[D] Once sought to be a dentist, [B] now he's sleeping with a fish.
[Em] Mrs.
[A] Claus, she works the [E] pole, plans for [A] man's demise.
[E] Soon the [A] elves will all rise up [A#] and stab out [A]
Santa's eyes.
[Bm] Ho, ho, ho, [F#] ho, ho.
[G] Earthlings are [D] so weird.
[Bm] Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [A] Christmas time [D] is here.
[B] Ho, ho, ho, ho, [F#] ho.
[G] Earthlings are [D]
so weird.
[Bm] Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [A] Christmas [D] time is here.
[Bm] What the [F#] heck's a turtle dove?
[G] And who lit up [D] that deer?
Don't [Bm] know [F#] what Christmas [G] is, but [A] Christmas [D] time is here.
[Bm] I don't know [F#m] what Christmas is, [G] but Christmas [A] time [D] is here.
I think it's there.
Maybe it's somewhere.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Key:
A
D
G
Bm
F#
A
D
G
Out on the third planet closest to the [Am] sun, there's a special celebration and it sounds [C] quite fun.
[G] A jolly old fellow brings [Bm] toys to everyone [A] on a [C] holiday they [G] call _ Christmas. _ _
[Am] Now I'm not gonna lie, it makes no sense to me, [C] but here's what Earthlings told me [A#] about this Christmas [A] _ _
mystery.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
Santa is a blurry [B] freak with epic super power.
[D] He flies to every [Bm] human home in under _ 14 hours.
_ [E] _
He's a [A] master burglar, _ [Em]
a pro at picking locks.
[E] If you don't leave [A] milk and cookies [A#] out, he will put [A] dung in your _ socks.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D]
If you act nicely through the night, [B] then don't jump on your bed.
[D] _ _
Santa comes with sugar [B] plums and hurls them at your _ head.
[E]
But if you're [A] on his naughty list,
[E] he shoots missiles [A] at your toes.
[E]
He might just [A] roast your chestnuts with [A#] his powerful _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
flamethrower.
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm]
Rain, rain, [F#] rain, rain, _ [G] rain.
Dear, dear, dear, [D] dear, dear.
_ [Bm] _
Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [D] Christmas time is here. _ _
_ _ _ _ He's compelled his creepy [B] elves to do his every wish.
_ [D] Once sought to be a dentist, [B] now he's sleeping with a fish.
_ [Em] Mrs.
_ [A] Claus, she works the [E] pole, plans for [A] man's demise.
_ [E] Soon the [A] elves will all rise up [A#] and stab out [A]
Santa's eyes. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] Ho, ho, ho, [F#] ho, ho.
_ [G] _ Earthlings are [D] so weird.
_ [Bm] _ Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [A] Christmas time [D] is here.
_ [B] Ho, ho, ho, ho, [F#] _ ho.
[G] _ Earthlings are [D]
so weird.
[Bm] _ Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [A] Christmas [D] time is here.
_ [Bm] _ What the _ [F#] heck's a turtle dove?
[G] And who lit up [D] that deer?
Don't _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ know [F#] what Christmas [G] is, but [A] Christmas [D] time is here.
[Bm] _ I don't know [F#m] what Christmas is, [G] but Christmas [A] time [D] is here.
_ I think it's there.
_ Maybe it's somewhere. _
I don't know.
I don't know.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] A jolly old fellow brings [Bm] toys to everyone [A] on a [C] holiday they [G] call _ Christmas. _ _
[Am] Now I'm not gonna lie, it makes no sense to me, [C] but here's what Earthlings told me [A#] about this Christmas [A] _ _
mystery.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
Santa is a blurry [B] freak with epic super power.
[D] He flies to every [Bm] human home in under _ 14 hours.
_ [E] _
He's a [A] master burglar, _ [Em]
a pro at picking locks.
[E] If you don't leave [A] milk and cookies [A#] out, he will put [A] dung in your _ socks.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D]
If you act nicely through the night, [B] then don't jump on your bed.
[D] _ _
Santa comes with sugar [B] plums and hurls them at your _ head.
[E]
But if you're [A] on his naughty list,
[E] he shoots missiles [A] at your toes.
[E]
He might just [A] roast your chestnuts with [A#] his powerful _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
flamethrower.
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm]
Rain, rain, [F#] rain, rain, _ [G] rain.
Dear, dear, dear, [D] dear, dear.
_ [Bm] _
Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [D] Christmas time is here. _ _
_ _ _ _ He's compelled his creepy [B] elves to do his every wish.
_ [D] Once sought to be a dentist, [B] now he's sleeping with a fish.
_ [Em] Mrs.
_ [A] Claus, she works the [E] pole, plans for [A] man's demise.
_ [E] Soon the [A] elves will all rise up [A#] and stab out [A]
Santa's eyes. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] Ho, ho, ho, [F#] ho, ho.
_ [G] _ Earthlings are [D] so weird.
_ [Bm] _ Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [A] Christmas time [D] is here.
_ [B] Ho, ho, ho, ho, [F#] _ ho.
[G] _ Earthlings are [D]
so weird.
[Bm] _ Don't know [F#] what Christmas is, [G] but [A] Christmas [D] time is here.
_ [Bm] _ What the _ [F#] heck's a turtle dove?
[G] And who lit up [D] that deer?
Don't _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ know [F#] what Christmas [G] is, but [A] Christmas [D] time is here.
[Bm] _ I don't know [F#m] what Christmas is, [G] but Christmas [A] time [D] is here.
_ I think it's there.
_ Maybe it's somewhere. _
I don't know.
I don't know.
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