Chords for Carrot Juice Is Murder: Music Video

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Listen up brothers [F#m] and sisters, [D] come hear my [A] desperate tale.
I speak [E] of our friends [F#m] of nature [D] trapped [E] in the dirt like [A] a jail. _ _
Vegetables [E] live [F#m] in oppression, _ [D] served on our tables [A] each night.
This killing [E] of veggies [F#m] is madness, [D] I say [E] we take off the [A] vise.
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Salads are only [A] for _ [E]
murderers, _ coleslaw's a fascist [A] regime.
[E] _ Don't think that they don't [A] have feelings, [D] just cause a radish [E]
can't scream. _ _ _
[A] I've heard [E] the screams of [F#m] the vegetables, [E] _ _ _
[D] watching their skins [E]
being peeled.
Having their insides [A] revealed, winged and steamed with no mercy.
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[D] How [E] do you think [A] that feels? _ _ _ _
_ Carrot [E] juice constitutes [F#m] _ murder.
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_ Greenhouses, prisons, [E]
forced lairs. _ _ _
[A] It's time to stop all [F#m] _ disgarting.
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Let's call [E] a spanky [A] to spank. _ _ _ _
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_ I saw [E] _ a man eating [F#m] celery, [D] so I [E] beat him [A] black and blue.
If he [E] ever touches [B] a sprout again, [D] I'll [E] bite him clean [A] in two.
_ I'm [E] a political [F#m] _ prisoner, [D] trapped in a [A] windowless cage.
Cause I stopped [C#m] the slaughter of [F#m] turnips [D] by killing [E] five men [A] in a raid. _
[E] I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my _ finest hour. _
I'd kill those farmers [A]
again, [D] just to save one more [E] _ cauliflower. _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ I've heard [E] the screams of [F#m] the vegetables, _
[E] _ _ _ [Bm] watching their skins [E] being peeled.
Having their insides [A] revealed, winged and steamed with no mercy.
_ _ _ [D] How [E] do you think [A] that feels?
_ _ _ _ Carrot [E] juice constitutes [F#m] _ murder.
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Greenhouses, prisons, [E] forced lairs.
_ _ _ [A] It's time to stop all [F#m] disgarting.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ Let's call [E] a spanky [A] to spank.
_ _ _ [Bm] How low as people [F#m] do we dare to stoop?
_ [D] Making young [A] broccolis bleed in the soup.
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Untie your beets, [F#m] uncage your tomatoes, [D] let haunted plants free.
[E] They'll mash that _ potato.
[Bm] _ [E] No, a spear in the [Bm] sky!
Eat our calories!
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_ _ _ [A] I've heard the screams [F#m] of the trees, [E] _
_ _ [D] _ watching [Bm] their [E] skins being peeled.
Having their insides revealed, _ _ [A] winged and [E] steamed [F#m] with no mercy. _
_ _ [D] How [E] do you think [A] that feels? _
_ _ _ _ Carrot [E] juice constitutes [F#m] _ murder.
[A] _ _ _ [D] _ _
Greenhouses, prisons, [E] forced lairs.
_ _ _ [A] It's time to stop all [F#m] disgarting.
_ _ _ [D] _ Let's call [E] a spanky [A] to spank.
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