Chords for Arrogant Worms carrot juice is murder

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[A] Listen up, [E] brothers [F#m] and sisters, [D] come hear my [A] desperate tale.
I speak of [E] our friends [F#m] of nature trapped [E] in the dirt like a [A] jail.
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Vegetables live [F#m] in oppression, [D] _ served on our tables [A] each night.
This killing [E] of veggies [F#m] is madness, [D] I say [E] we take [A] up the fight.
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Salads are only [A] for _ murderers, close laws of fascist regime.
_ [E] Don't think that they don't [A] have feelings, [D] just cause [B] a radish [E] can't scream. _ _
_ [A] I've heard the [E] screams of [F#m] the vegetables, [E] _ _
_ [D] watching [B] their skins [E] being peeled.
With _ _ _ _ witted and steam with [F#m] no mercy.
_ [E] How _ [D] _ do you [E] think [A] that feels? _ _ _
_ _ Carrot [E] juice constitutes [F#m] _ murder. _ _
_ [D] _ Greenhouses, [B] prisons [E] for slaves. _ _ _
[A] It's time to stop all [F#m] this gardening.
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[Bm] _ Let's call [E] a spanky [A] to spank. _ _ _
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I saw [E] a man [F#m] eating celery, [D] so I [E] beat him [A] black and blue.
If he [E] ever touches [F#] a sprout [D] again, I'll bite [E] him clean [A] in two.
_ I'm [E] a political [F#m] _ prisoner, [D] trapped in a _ [A] windowless cage.
Cause I stopped [D#] the slaughter [F#] of turnips [D] by killing [E] five men [A] in a rage.
_ [E] I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my _ finest hour.
_ I'd kill those farmers [A] again, just to [D] save one [B] more _ [E] cauliflower. _
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I've heard the [E] screams of the [F#m] vegetables, _ [E] _ _ _ [D] watching [Bm] their skins [E] being peeled.
_ _ _ With witted and steam with [F#m] no mercy.
_ _ _ _ [D] How do [E] you think [A] that feels?
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Carrot [E] juice constitutes [F#m] _
murder.
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[B] Greenhouses, prisons [E] for slaves.
_ _ _ [A] It's time to stop [F#m] all this gardening.
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Let's call [E] a spanky [A] to spank.
_ _ [Bm] How _ low as people [F#m] do we dare to stoop, [D] _
making young [F#] broccolis [A]
bleed in the soup.
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Buy your beans, _ [F#m] uncage your tomato, [D] plant potted plants free.
[E] Go mash that potato. _ _
No, we're sparing their [Bm] spine!
Yeah, we need our choice!
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_ _ _ _ I've heard the screams of the [F#m] vegetables, _
_ [E] _ _ _ [D] watching their [B] skins being [E] peeled.
With _ _ _ witted and steam with [F#m] no mercy.
_ [E] _ _ [D] How do you [E] think that [A] feels?
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Carrot juice constitutes [F#m] _
murder.
[E] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[Bm] Greenhouses, prisons [E] for slaves.
_ _ _ [A] It's time to stop [F#m] all this gardening.
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Let's call [E] a spanky [A] to spank.
Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is [E] _ _
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[F#] Power to the peas! _
_ _ Give peas [F#] a [A] chance. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Is give [A] peas a _ [G#] chance?
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Yeah, _ _ _ _