Chords for The Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob

_ _ [G] _ [F#] If you haven't heard [D] of me, _ I wouldn't be _ surprised. _
I bet you know my relatives, their [A] names will never die.
_ My [D] mother is a saint, [C#] _ [G] and my [D] brother is a god.
_ _ _ But all I am is Jesus' mother-in-law, Jesus' mother-in-law, [C#] Jesus' mother [F#m]-in-law.
I don't really want to give up the Son of [D] God.
If only I'd been born [G] just a little sooner,
I'd be more than the brother of God, Jr. _ _
_ _ _ I have to pay the ferry [G] to cross [D] the Galilee. _ _
But not my brother.
No, not him.
He [A] walks across free. _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [D] I'd finally get to work _ by the quarter after _ nine.
_ _ Already he's turning water into wine.
Jesus' [G] mother-in-law, Jesus' mother [F#m]-in-law.
I don't really want to give up the Son of God.
If only I'd been born just a little sooner,
I'd be more than the [D] brother of God, Jr. _ _ _ _ _
One day when I was home, _ [G] I heard [D] a mighty roar.
_ [B] Roar!
_ _ [A#] There were [D] a thousand people _ [A] right outside the door.
_ _ _ Help [N] us, Jesus, help us!
Came the [D#] cheering from [D] the mob.
_ _ _ _ Then they got a look at me.
I'm not just [F#] only Bob.
[G] Jesus' mother-in-law, Jesus' [F#m] mother-in-law.
I don't really want to give up the Son of God.
If [A#] only I'd been born [G] just a [D] little sooner,
I'd be more than the brother of God, Jr. _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ [D] He, he died upon the cross.
I thought [Gm] that I was _ [D] _ finally people again.
_ _ [C#] Me.
Hi, [A] Bob.
Hey, Jesus.
[Bm] Hey, man.
_ [F#m] Good to see you.
Good to be seen. _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] Did you have a nice [B] Christmas?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [F#] Oh, is Christmas not a very big deal at your house, or_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I prefer Easter myself. _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] Hey, I got a quick question for you.
I'm putting a deck on [Dm] the back of the house.
I'm just wondering if you knew any good carpenters.
_ _ [F#] _
_ _ [E] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[F#m] Not those carpenters.
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Alright, nice talking to you, man. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] This was my big chance to [G] finally get [D] ahead.
_ _ _ _ The next [A] thing you know, he's rising [D] from the dead.
[G] Jesus' mother-in-law, Jesus' mother-in-law.
And nobody [F#m] would give up the Son of [F#] God.
If only I'd been born [G] just a [F#m] little sooner,
I'd be more than the brother of God, Jr. Everybody!
_ Everybody!
_ [Bm] And nobody would [F#m] give up the Son of God.
[G] If only I'd been born just a little [D] sooner,
I'd be more than the brother of God, Jr. _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] Bob.
_ [N] _ _ _