Chords for Bob Rivers - The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
Tempo:
148.35 bpm
Chords used:
Bb
Eb
D
F
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Bb] The restroom door said gentlemen, so I just walked [D]
inside.
[Eb] I took two [Bb] steps and realized I'd been taken [D] for a ride.
I heard high [F] voices, turned and found the place was occupied
[Eb] by two nuns, three old [Bb] ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse [Eb] than two [G] nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse?
The [B]
restroom door said gentlemen, [D] it must have been a gag.
[Bb] As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with [Fm] her [Eb] bag.
I could tell this just [G] wouldn't be my day.
What [F] can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said gentlemen, and I would like to [D] find
the [Eb] crummy [F] little freak [N] who had the nerve to switch the sign.
Cause I've got two black eyes and one high heel [F] up my behind.
[Bb] Now I can sit with comfort and joy.
Boy, oh boy,
[A] no I'll never sit with comfort and joy.
[Bb]
inside.
[Eb] I took two [Bb] steps and realized I'd been taken [D] for a ride.
I heard high [F] voices, turned and found the place was occupied
[Eb] by two nuns, three old [Bb] ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse [Eb] than two [G] nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse?
The [B]
restroom door said gentlemen, [D] it must have been a gag.
[Bb] As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with [Fm] her [Eb] bag.
I could tell this just [G] wouldn't be my day.
What [F] can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said gentlemen, and I would like to [D] find
the [Eb] crummy [F] little freak [N] who had the nerve to switch the sign.
Cause I've got two black eyes and one high heel [F] up my behind.
[Bb] Now I can sit with comfort and joy.
Boy, oh boy,
[A] no I'll never sit with comfort and joy.
[Bb]
Key:
Bb
Eb
D
F
G
Bb
Eb
D
[Bb] _ _ The restroom door said gentlemen, so I just walked [D] _
inside.
[Eb] I took two [Bb] steps and realized I'd been taken [D] for a ride.
I heard high [F] voices, turned and found the place was _ occupied
[Eb] by two nuns, three old [Bb] ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse [Eb] than two [G] nuns, three old ladies, and a _ _ nurse?
_ The [B]
restroom door said _ gentlemen, [D] it must have been a gag.
[Bb] As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with [Fm] her [Eb] bag.
I could tell this just [G] wouldn't be my day.
What [F] can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day. _ _
_ The restroom door said gentlemen, and I would like to [D] find
the [Eb] crummy [F] little freak [N] who had the nerve to switch the sign. _
Cause I've got two black eyes and one high heel [F] up my behind.
[Bb] Now I can sit with comfort and joy.
Boy, oh boy,
[A] no I'll never sit with comfort _ and joy.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
inside.
[Eb] I took two [Bb] steps and realized I'd been taken [D] for a ride.
I heard high [F] voices, turned and found the place was _ occupied
[Eb] by two nuns, three old [Bb] ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse [Eb] than two [G] nuns, three old ladies, and a _ _ nurse?
_ The [B]
restroom door said _ gentlemen, [D] it must have been a gag.
[Bb] As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with [Fm] her [Eb] bag.
I could tell this just [G] wouldn't be my day.
What [F] can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day. _ _
_ The restroom door said gentlemen, and I would like to [D] find
the [Eb] crummy [F] little freak [N] who had the nerve to switch the sign. _
Cause I've got two black eyes and one high heel [F] up my behind.
[Bb] Now I can sit with comfort and joy.
Boy, oh boy,
[A] no I'll never sit with comfort _ and joy.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _