Chords for The Newfangled Four - The Wells Fargo Wagon (parody)

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_ [Db] _ Today is gonna be the [Dm] greatest day.
[Bb] It's gonna be like Christmas except there are no reindeer.
We've waited for so long to see this day.
And down the street I see the thing that brings me glee.
It's gonna be like [C] the 4th of _ [F] July.
_ _ _ [B] _ _ [F] _ _
_ [Bb] But [Eb] there is just one vehicle. _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ In the parade, _ in the [Gb] parade, in the _ [Db] parade, _ in the [B] parade, one [Ebm] vehicle [Ab] in the _ _ _ _ parade. _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ Oh, _ _ the [Gb] _ _ _ _ [A]
Wells [Cm] _ _ [Abm] Fargo wagon is a _ [A] _ coming down the [Bm] street.
Oh, [E] please let it be for me.
_ _ [Db] Oh, [A] the Wells [E] Fargo wagon is a _ coming down and [Bb] in [E] the _ past.
_ _ It's brought some barbershop stuff [A] to me.
Yes, the [A] new fangle four about to do [Eb] barbershop specific humor for the first time so get [A] ready. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[D] I got a box of ugly vests from Sacramento.
[D] _
Two [Bm] tap shoes and a straw hat for [Gbm] my head.
_ Some [D] dudes from Indiana [Dbm] sent me roses.
They finally sent [Gb] them.
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_ We really wish they would have given us their lead instead.
[A] The [Abm] party's [Gbm] a coming down I [E] don't know how [Ab] I can ever wait [A] to see.
No, [B] it could be something for someone [B] who is no relation or it could [Db] be.
Yes, it could be.
Yes, you're right.
It [Abm] surely could be.
Something special.
Something very, very special [E] just for me.
Oh, when [F] he couldn't really, really be.
Yeah, the wagon is [Cm] coming for me.
For me.
[Bb] Oh, the Wells Fargo fricking wagon.
Holy crap, it's coming.
I'm [Ab] gonna flip out if you let it pass my door.
Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a [Db] common type.
_ _ _ _ [Bbm] _
_ I [Eb] got a bunch of deformed animals [Gm] from Nashville.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ And the Swedes all sent us hairspray and mousse.
[N] _
A music stand that's magical from [Bb] Denver.
And [C] vocal spectrum sent bananas that [Ab] we've already [Eb] used.
Yes, [Gb] we're so enthused.
[Em] Cause it's time for the moment of truth.
[Gb] _ [Db] Because the Wells Fargo wagon _ is here. _
[G] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [C] _
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_ _ What [E] is it?
It's a mystery box from Peoria and Freeport, Illinois.
_ Madison, Wisconsin.
_ _ And right here in [B] _ Orlando. _ _ _
_ _ [Ebm] I think it's where the guys from After [F] Hours are.
Oh.
_ _ _ _ That's what we got here.
_ Huh.
_ [Eb] Oh, well, the Wells Fargo wagon brought me cream and butter.
And it really [Gb] was a special [Db] gift to me.
[E] But we need [G] one more thing [Db]
before you dash.
We're [Gb] waiting for some red shoes from Signature Stash.
We ordered [B] it last week and we paid [Ab] it.
You _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ _ know what they say.
[N] When you pay in cash, _ change is gonna come.
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_ _ _ I see another box that's coming my way.
Today's the absolutely _ greatest day.
[G] _ [Gb] It's today.
What a [B] day. _ _ _ _ _
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