Chords for The Newfangled Four - Nine People's Favorite Thing (parody)

_ _ You guys, we just opened up the International Court of Finals with Smash Mouth.
I mean, what else could we possibly do?
We could quit. _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ We could either follow [Abm] our instinct _
Or take advice from every joker
_ We can either be distinct [Db] or wind up [Db] Merely mediocre _
[G] _ _ _ But [Gb] not me _
_ [Db] Not me, [Gb] oh
When we set out to sing this [Bbm] song today
We said we'd sing [Gb] a song that we'd wanna hear
We knew [Abm] we'd never please everyone
Remember that night in [Ab] Las Vegas
You [Db] said to me
[Ab] You said to me
I'd rather be
Nine people's favorite thing
Than a hundred people's ninth favorite thing
Nine people's [Gb] favorite thing
Than a hundred people's ninth favorite thing _
[Ab] Yeah, you're right, Jackson, let's not compromise
Let's keep singing something we'd never heard
A risk was taken with Supercal
[F] And there was room for the newfangled four last year [Ab] in the den
A special [Ab] shout-out to Lemon Squeeze and
Now [E] that we've discovered how to track the ten
Should we stop or continue to climb up again?
[Fm] Don't stop now or [Ab] else we'll end up night again
I'd like to think at some point
[Eb] Some medals would look nice
[Ab] I'd rather be
Five people's favorite thing
Than a hundred people's fifth favorite thing
Five [Gb] people's favorite thing
Than a hundred people's fifth favorite [Cm] thing
One, two, three, four, five, fifth favorite thing
[G] When you handed me the first draft of the song
I'll admit I was a little [D] like _ _ _ _ _
[G] But I'm not giving up on you guys
Until all of us have learned to sing
In the same dankey
[F] In the same dankey
_ [Eb] _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ [N] First try!
You do that every time
Oh, I nailed that one
You get one chord and you go up
Oh, I know you guys are clapping for me, thank you so much
[G] And who says three guys need [Ab] a baritone
To sing a funny [B] song?
We're enough with only the three of us
We're okay with [Eb] only us three
We'll be fine with only us three
A [Db] perfect team with only us [Fm] three
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ We're excited to be [C] in Orlando
[Bb] It is time for the [F] barbershop convention
There is a [Bb] big singing [C] contest
_ [E]
But we're just here [G] to have lots [C] of fun
I _ don't want to sing [C] a pretty ballad
[G] Or a forgettable up-tune
That's boring [F] and sweet
_ [F] _ _ So we show up with pride this evening
_ _ [G] With a suit and Jackson's [E] red hair
And [A] they try to push us aside
[Ab] Say we're funny but we'll [G] never win
[Cm] Most of the judges reward the [Gb] good singing
_ _ _ [C] _
_ But one judge picks [Bb] Jackson's red hair _
_ _ My [B] gosh, look at his luscious [Bb] red hair
_ [N] _ _
I'd rather be
_ [Eb] _ _ _
Fifteen [Ab] people's favorite thing
Than fifteen people's least favorite thing
[Cm] Fifteen people's [Ab] favorite thing
Than fifteen people's [Ab] least favorite
[G]
What are those? _ _ _ _
Do they give us points?
[Ab] I'd rather be fifteen people's [Db] favorite thing
Than fifteen [Ab] people's least favorite thing
[Abm] Fifteen people's favorite thing
Than fifteen people's least [Eb] favorite thing
[Bb] So the decision's made and we're on our way
And we may lose or maybe we might
[Db] Be everyone's favorite [Gb] thing
Everyone's favorite thing
[Ab] When we sing tonight
[E] We're your favorite _ [Ab] thing tonight
_ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [Ab] We'll settle for a thing
_ _ [Ab] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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