Chords for The Restroom Door Said, "Gentleman"

[D#m] The restroom door said,
[G] Gentlemen, so I just walked [D#] inside.
I took two steps and [F] realized
I've been taken for a [D] ride.
[C#] I heard high voices,
[G] Turned and found the place was occupied
By two nuns, three [F#] old ladies, and [C] a nurse.
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies, [G] and a nurse?
The restroom door said,
Gentlemen, [Dm] it must have been a gag.
As soon [D] as I walked in there,
I ran into some [E] old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace
[C] And smacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just [F#] wouldn't be my day.
[N] What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be [D#] my day. _
The restroom door said,
[F] Gentlemen, and I would like [D] to find
[G] The crummy little creep
Who [E] had the nerve to switch the sign.
Cause I've got [G] two black eyes
And one high heel up [F] my behind.
[G] Now I can sit with comfort and joy.
Boy, oh boy,
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.