Chords for Barenaked Ladies - If I Had a Million Dollars (Live at Farm Aid 2000)

[N] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [F#] _ Will you [E] please welcome to the stage, joining us for some percussion [A] and penny whistle, Mr.
David Amram.
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_ [E] If I had a [D] million dollars, if I had a [A] million tons, _ [E] I'd buy you [A] a house.
I would buy you a house.
If [E] I had a million [D] _ dollars, if I had a million tons, I'd buy [E] you furniture for [D] your house.
Maybe I'd test your [A] game.
_ If [E] I had a [D] million _ _ _ dollars, if I had [A] a million tons, [E] I'd buy [A] you a car.
_ That's what I'm all about.
If [E] I had a million [A] _
dollars, I'd buy [E] it _ _ all. _ _ _ _ _
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If [E] I had a million dollars, [A] I'd sell the tree for an hour.
_ If [E] I had a million [A] dollars, you could help me with me at home.
If I had a million dollars, maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
A [Em] little fridge is fine, as long as it's big enough to hold some [C#m] nice, fresh, _ [D] organically grown foods. _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ Good tasting [D] and good for you.
_ _ _ See, _ [A] _
I gotta admit, today I walked around [G] the concourse, _ _ and I don't feel [A] guilty this time.
Usually we play a venue [E] like this and I end up, by the time I'm offstage, I feel so [D] racked with guilt.
_ Because of the food I've [A] eaten.
But over there they [D] had _ _ _ naturally raised, _ [Am] family farm [G] raised pork sausages.
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_ now I know that [B] all those lips and anuses were [D] happy lips and anuses. _ _ _ _
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_ [D] _ What a weight off my back.
It was great.
Peanut butter [E] sandwich made with jam.
One [A] for me and one for David and Dam. _
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[B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ If [E] I had a million _ dollars, [G] if I had a [A] million dollars, _ I'd buy you [D] a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's true.
If [E] I had a million _ [D] dollars, if I had a [A] million dollars, _ [Em] I'd buy you an exotic [D] pet, like a llama or an eevee.
If [E] I had a [D] million _ dollars, _ if I had [A] a million dollars, [E] I'd buy you a jar of Maritain Maine, [A]
you know all them crazy, crazy things.
_ If [E] I had a million [A] _ dollars, I'd buy [E] you _ _ love.
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_ _ _ _ If I had a [A] million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store.
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a little jiggaz and call the store.
[E] If I had a million dollars, [A] we wouldn't have to eat [D] craft dinner.
But we [E] would.
David _ Ambramgo, _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ would you sing along with [E] us?
_ _ _ Okay, [D] just repeat after us.
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If [E] I had a million [D] _ dollars, _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[E] will I buy you a [D] green dress, but not a real green dress, [E] that's true.
_ Now sing it loud!
If I had a [A] million _ dollars, [D] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [E] will I buy you [A] some art, [D] like a castle [A] or a garfundo?
If [E] I had a million [D] _ dollars, _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [E] I'd buy you all my [A] tea. _ _ _ _ _
If [E] I had a [A] million _ dollars, I'd buy you [E] _ love.
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