Chords for BNL If I Had A Million Dollars full segment

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You are back here in the PJ guitar room.
I'm Gord the PJ man
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We now have Steve Page and Ed Robertson from the Barenaked Ladies and they're gonna sing if I had a million dollars for us
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ So one of the cool [D] parts about this song is I do this [D] neat guitar like this is it [G] right now neat guitar like close
up on [F#] the head _
[G] Thank you [D] very much.
I don't know what that it [G] Gord.
I think you should have brought your guitar _
It's pretty [D] good
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] Dollars I _
_ [D] Buy you a house _ _ _
And if I had a million [G] dollars _ _
Buy [D] you furniture for [G] your house _ _
And if [D] I had a [Em] million dollars if I had a [D] million dollars
I'd buy [G] you a take our nice relying automobile
And [D] if I had a [G] million dollars
I'd buy
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] If [D] I had a million dollars _ _
[C] And [D] if I had a million dollars
[Em] You could help it wouldn't [C] be that hard [D] if I had a million dollars
[Em] Tiny [C] fridge in there somewhere.
We just go [D] hang out in our tree.
We could bring all kinds of food
So the board could bring his guitar.
Hey, [G] he brought some like fruit juice
_ _ [D] That's a plan we got a band [G] tree for band
_ _ [D] I _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [D] Buy you a [C] fur coat, but not a real [G] fur coat
And [D] if I had a [Em] million dollars if I had a [G] million [D] dollars
I'd buy you an [G] exotic pet
_ [D] _ If I had a [G] million dollars
_ _ _ Dollar [D] like by you John [G] Merrick's remains
_ _ _ [D] If I had a million [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ dollars
_ [C] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ [D] _ If I had a million dollars
We [Bm] take a limousine cuz [C] it
_ [D] _ _
_ _ [Em] To [C] eat Kraft dinner, but we [D] would eat Kraft dinner
[G] You would [D] eat way more Kraft dinner than we now
[G] Is he gonna afford to buy it by the case by the crate?
[D] I'd pay someone to make it for [A] me pay my parents to make it for me.
[D] They make it for me now
I just can't afford to pay them for it
[G] _ _ _ [D] _
_ I
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_ [D] Buy you a [G] green dress _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [D] _
_ I'd buy you [G] some art _ _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[D] _ I'd buy [G] you a monkey _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[D] _ If _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ [D] I had a million dollars
[Bm] If I had [C] _ _ [D] a million dollars
[Em] If I had [C] _ _ [D] a million [Em] dollars _
[C] _ _ _ [G] I'd be rich
_ [A] _ _
[G] Excellent
_ _ _ [N] _ I like the sense of humor in there.
It's good.
It's great stuff
I like your lyrics to and listen you guys were winners of last year's white of youth achievement awards in the band category
I guess so how was that was that really cool or was amazing did it like help your career boost it up? _ _ _ _ _ _
On the white TV, that's right
People like we played out in PEI and people you know we heard you on CBC, but hey we saw you on the white _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Okay now if you want to be eligible for the white TV youth achievement awards you have to be 19 years or younger and
Resident of Canada that is correct.
There's a whole bunch of different categories things like
Bravery entrepreneurship innovation music as you can see band is 15 Hall Awards
Now also to get the applications for it they're available at libraries your cable affiliates
Skeleton guides 4h clubs YMCA YWCA either one you can get them anywhere.
What are you guys doing back?
_ Okay now we have to go.
Thanks you guys were really cool
How'd you come up really quick if you tell us within like 15 seconds?
How you come up with the name barenaked ladies?
We were sitting around we were sitting around a concert
We were really bored, and we thought what's a good name that you know we're kids.
We're playing.
What's a good kids word?
Naked ladies yep, that's it.
That's good
You definitely get that's excellent.
Thanks very much guys PJ material here.
I don't know
We're the coolest Asian in the nation with the branky ladies here.
Thanks guys.
Thank you _