Chords for If I had a million dollars Barenaked Ladies Live

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_ _ _ _ _ _ I mean _ _ this _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [D] is why you came on the cruise right to be a million [A] dollars if you're a
huge fan of your ladies but you're [D] such a big fan that you spent like a couple
thousand bucks on the cruise [A] plus your travels to and from.
All you thought [D] was well they better play million dollars.
Million dollars [A] all the time baby.
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_ [A] _ [E] If I had a [D] million dollars.
If I [A] had a million dollars.
[E] I'd buy [D] you a house.
I would buy [A] you a house.
If I had a [D] million dollars.
If I had a [A] million dollars.
I'd [E] buy you furniture for your house.
Maybe an ice chester filler apartment.
If I had a [D] million dollars.
If I had a [A] million dollars.
[B] I'd buy you kind [D] of a modest yacht. _
_ [E] _ If I had a million [A] dollars.
I'd buy [E] you a _ _ house. _
_ [D] If [E] I had a [A] million dollars.
I'd build a tree for an [D] iron.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars.
[F#m] You could help me wouldn't [D] be that hard.
[E] If I had a million [C#m] dollars.
Maybe we could put like a fireman's pole that [D] goes right out to where the elevators are which is for me.
_ [A] _ [C#] I guess I didn't need any [D] of you guys.
I [A] just want a fireman's pole there right in front of the Statue of Liberty thing.
_ _ [D#] It's kind of Statue of Liberty.
What is that thing?
[D] I don't know.
The guy's like [F#] this.
It's a statue of legend.
[C#] It's like Carnival legend.
_ [D] _ _ _ [A] You can't hold [E] _
_ [D] _ your hands [A] up.
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_ [D] _ Since I was [A] born. _
[E] It's okay.
[D] You can't hold me.
Our first album.
[A] Our [E]
voice sounded a lot [D] higher than our first [Bm] album.
_ [A] _ [E] If I had a million [D] dollars.
If I had a million [A] dollars.
I'd buy you [D] a nice [A] flying automobile.
[E] If I had a million [A] dollars.
_ _ _ [B] I'd buy you an exotic [A] pet.
Yep.
Like [E] a llama or an eevee.
If [E] I had a million [A] dollars.
If I had a million dollars.
[E] I'd buy you down here to [A] Maine.
To all [Em] them crazy hell of a man dude folks.
If I had [B] a million dollars.
I'd buy you [E] _ a_
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [D] If [E] I had a million [A] dollars.
We [F#m] wouldn't have to walk to the store.
If [E] I had a million [A] dollars.
We'd take [F#m] a giant cruise ship because it [D] costs more.
If I had a million [A] dollars.
We wouldn't have to eat [D] crab dinner.
But I bet you they [E] have it right over there.
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I'm [A] excited to be on the Carnival Legend.
I can't wait for the Brian Ferry [D] music and Tom Cruise.
It's going to be [A] amazing.
Did Ron Howard direct [D] that boat?
He sure did.
Wow. _
[A] Folks, he can be different.
I'll guarantee you that [D] Wilbert Grimley is not the captain now. _
[A] I think we're going to be singing a lot for you.
[D] But it is my sincere hope that you're going to be singing a lot [A] for us too.
_ [E] I've [D] already noticed that there's more people [A] singing along with all the lyrics per [C#m] capita than any Barenaked Ladies [D] audience I've ever seen. _
_ [A] I've got to say though, I'm [E] feeling a little weird right now.
I feel a little out of my element because the front row [A] has people who actually know the words.
_ You sure you didn't win a contest from a radio station and [D] you've never heard our band before?
_ That's who those [D] seats are usually for, man.
I don't [A] like this.
Okay, folks.
Would you sing along with us?
[D] Let's get it started off right.
[A] Alright.
We'll do one [E] verse, pants on.
Here we go.
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_ [A] _ Sing it [D] loud! _
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_ _ [A] Oh [E] my gosh.
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_ [E] _ _ If I had a [D] million dollars, I'd buy [E] your love. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ If I had a million [C#m] dollars, if I [F#m] had a million dollars, [E] if I had a million [A] dollars, if I [F#] had a [D] million dollars, [E] if I had a million dollars.
[F#m] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] I'd be rich.
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_ _ _ _ I've totally missed my 5.15. in truffle. [G] _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _