Chords for Allan Sherman - Makin Coffee

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[F] _ _ [Gbm] _ [Gm] _ _ [C] It's [F] weekday morning [B] at [Gm] 10.15. [C] I [F] see my favorite [A] _ [Bb] vending machine.
[G] It [F] stands there waiting and [Db] percolating, _ [C] just making [Gb] coffee.
_ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ [F] The other morning [B] at [Gm] coffee time, [C] I [F] sidled over, [A] _ [Bb] put in my dime,
[G] I [F] pushed the button, but [Db] out came nothing.
[C] I [F] want my coffee.
[Gm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Am] _ _ [F] One button says [Gm] with sugar, _ _ _ [G] one [C] button says [F] with cream.
_ _ Then [A] there's a mystery [Gm] button.
_ [G] It splashes [C] your soup [F] with steam.
Then at an angle, [B] one [Gm] cup came down.
[C] I [F] watched it dangle.
[A] It [Bb] made me frown.
[G] I [F] cried in vain there, [Db] but down the drain [C] there [F] went all my coffee.
[Gbm] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] Machines have downs, [C] _ [Gm] machines have ups.
[C] Next [F] day one dime [A] paid for [Bb] 18 cups.
[G] I just [F] kept drinking.
I [Db] stood there thinking, [C] that's [F] too much coffee.
[B] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ [F] That's not all [B] that [Gm] seemed so strange.
[C] It [F] also gave [A] me nine [Bb] dollars change.
[G] I said [F] that's funny, _ that's [Db] too much money.
_ [C] It [A] said shut up and drink your coffee
or I'll give you more steam.
_ [F] It can make more [Bb] than coffee.
_ [F] _ It [C] makes hot soup and [Am] tea.
_ _ [Fm] _
And if it really [A] likes you, _ [F] _ a mixture [C] of all [E] three.
That [F] poor machine, [B] _ [Gm] it went berserk [C] from [F] coffee nerves [A] and [Bb] overwork.
[G] _ [F] It's in a lump now, in [Db] the city dump [C] now.
[F] Still making coffee, _ [Bb] making coffee, [C] _ [F] making coffee, _ [Bb] making coffee, [C] _ [F] making coffee.