Chords for The Painless Dentist Song by Allan Sherman

_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [G] _ _
[G#m] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [G] _ _
[D#m] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [G] _
[B] Beautiful molars, _ _ _ [G] lovely [B] bicuspids.
[Bm] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [G] I'm Dr.
[B] Prentice, the [E] painless dentist.
By [A] that what's meant is, [G#m] it really doesn't hurt.
_ [F#] This is Miss Klinger, [B] _ [C#m] you've met her finger.
So [F#m] open wide [G#m] and Miss Klinger will squirt.
[Bm] _ _
[F#m] _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ [G] Well, [A] well I say there, [B] _
we've got decay there.
_ [F#] Can't let it stay there [G#m] and cause you all that pain.
So now Miss Klinger, _ [E] remove your finger.
And [F#m] won't you hand me [G#m] down my novocaine.
[E] _ _ [Am] It's more _ _ [Bm] worse than I thought it [G] was. _
_ _ _ [Am] My child, _
[A] _ [D] he's gonna [B] be [C#] large. _
[D] _ _ [D#] Don't [A] be unwilling, [B] it's just a feeling.
I'm [A] simply drilling [B] to dig a little pit.
_ Don't fight Miss Klinger, or bite her finger.
And [A] now while I change [G#m] the drill you can speak.
[E] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _
[A] Be hungry _ _ _ [D] while [C#m] you're [F#] bleeding.
_ _ _ It [F#m] takes your mind [Bm] off _ [A] _ _ [C] the [Bm] things I [F#] grind off.
[B] _ _ [Bm] _
Your _ gums _ _ are _ receding.
_ _ _ You'll have to come [F#] back, _ [Bm] _ _ you'll [A] go back, come [F#] back.
_ [Bm] _ _ _
[E] And now if you [G] will _ [F#] _ open wide. _
[Bm] Miss _ [F#] Klinger's gonna [Bm] put [F#] her whole [Bm] dime _ _ [E] inside. _ _
[F#] Now _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] it's over.
_ [F#] _ _ There'll [Bm] be a _ [F#] brookiness [Bm] around your cheek.
You'll have to eat [F#] soft [Bm] for three more weeks.
And if you'll kindly [F#] stop [Bm] those ghastly shrieks.
[C#m] I'm through.
[A] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [Bm] _ _
[A] Beautiful Walrus!
_ [Bm] _ _ [Em] _
[C#m] Lovely by custom!
[A] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [Em] _
By Dr.
Prentice!
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _