Chords for Afroman - whack rappers (disses everbody)

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This next song is dedicated to all Whack rappers and all the Whack people that like and buy they Whack music.
_ I think you crazy if you like Jay Z.
_ Don't change _ clothes.
Change the CD. _
Murphy Lee?
What the hook gon' be?
Cause you do need a hook and another beat.
Jermaine Dupri?
You know you wrong.
Fucked up Chingy's song. _ _ _ _
_ Motherfuckin' M.A.N. can't stand no [F] motherfuckin' Yin Yang twins.
I think Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys is an [Ab]
ignorant, irritating bunch of noise.
If you don't give a damn, [F] go and throw it out.
If you don't give a damn, go and throw it out.
The window _ _ _ up against the wall.
_ _ _ _ _ Laugh when the [Ab] motherfuckers fall.
_ These foos can't read fast.
_ I never buy a tune [F] from the Nephew.
When they beat come on, I hope it go [Ab] off soon. _
Fabulous?
What's [Bb] fabulous [G] about it?
I think he [Ab] terrible.
[Bb] Music [G] unbearable.
Rippin' off [Ab] mace with that look on his face.
Oh man, I [F] rest my [G] case. _ _
Khalees.
_ _ [Ab] Wow, I hate her so much right now.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Who gave her a record deal?
Oh my God.
Nas is in the video with Khalees.
Jay-Z's in the video with Beyonce. _
Both of these rappers are wack.
[G] Yet people talk to me [F] like I'm Forty Belafonte.
The music industry is using the [Ab] slang
and trying to play it off like they doing they [G] thing.
Come [Ab]
on, Cameron.
Oh boy. _
Dipset.
_ Oh boy.
How can you be from a city so black and bust shitty lyrics [Bb] that's quick, quick, [Ab] whack?
Get back on Khalees.
Oh yeah, [F] Khalees.
_ _ This is what I want you to do.
_ Get on your knees.
_ Face me.
I got a milkshake for you and it's tasty. _ _ _
Just like your album. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ Puff Daddy.
_ Enough already.
Now it's P.
Diddy.
Still sound shitty.
How can your group be [Bb] called the [Ab] band?
_ Nobody plays an instrument, man.
I don't play.
_ [Bb] _ [Ab] B2K.
R&B singers.
[F] _ B2Gay.
You know they broke up over money.
Oh yeah.
That's too bad.
I [Ab] don't care.
I think it's good.
_ No doubt.
They can stop putting all that bullshit out.
_ What a girl want.
What a girl need.
A fucking job and a brand new hair weave.
What a girl want.
What a girl need.
A fucking job and a [F] brand new hair weave.
A bump bump bump.
That is all I wanna do. _
_ _ A bump bump bump. _
That's my song.
[Ab] That's what I wrote down on a piece of paper.
_ A bump bump bump.
Call up Puff Daddy.
Ask him if you wanna do a verse with me.
_ _ _ _ Real pimps get down on the floor.
But I don't see a hoe in the [F] video.
_ [G] _ [Fm] Why is David Banner [Bb] running from the Klan?
[Ab] What happened to the bitches, man?
_ [G] _ _ [Ab] Cadillac on _ 22's.
Why is David Banner taking off his shoes?
It's supposed to be about Cadillacs.
Not David Banner bringing dead people [F] back.
Even though it's all good, it might get [Bb] misunderstood.
[Fm] Damn skippy Miss V is the hood.
_ Wrap some right in up.
I can't lighten [C] up until these wack ass rappers tighten up.
_ _ _ Missy Elliott thinks she looks like Holly Berry.
_ _ That's scary. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Her [C] CD _ ain't worth it.
Put your money in your pocket and reverse it.
Her CD _ ain't worth it.
Put your money in your pocket and reverse it.
Missy Elliott makes a bunch of [Fm] bullshit.
_ Missy Elliott [Cm] makes a bunch of bullshit. _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Missy, hey check this out man.
[C] I can't stand her music.
[Bb] _ Say [G] what?
Going in my ear.
If you like [C] Missy [Bb] Elliott.
What you wanna [G] do, Logan?
Get the fuck out of here.
I can't stand [C] her [Bb] music.
See _ I'm in.
[G] Going in [Bb] my ear.
If you like [C] Missy [Bb] Elliott.
You know what I'm [G] saying.
Get the fuck [G] out of here.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Bb] _
Most [E] rappers are wack.
[G] Just like the people they attract.
_ [C] _ _ _ [Bb] _
Most [Ab] rappers are [G] wack.
Just like the people they attract.
_ [C] _ _
[Bb] _ [Ab] Most rappers are wack.
[G] Just like the people they attract.
_ [C] _
_ _ [Ab] Most rappers are wack.
Just like the people they attract. _
_ [N] Trina's on TV.
Yeah, ooh she fine.
Hey homie, _ _ Trina's on TV.
She cute.
Now when she rapping, press mute. _ _
And now we're gonna play a single from the album _ Weevolution. _
Even with a weave.
Even with a weave.
I can't stand Eve.
I can't stand Eve.
Even with a weave.
Even with a weave.
I can't stand Eve.
_ _ Harmonize.
_ Even with a weave. _ _
I can't stand [Ab] Eve. _ _
_ Even with a weave. _
I can't stand _ Eve.
_ _ I can't stand Eve.
That's [Bb] what I said.
[F] _ _ She got a pinhead.
_ Most people head is round.
_ Hers go up and [Ab] down.
Like a peanut. _
She [F] could be pretty if her attitude wasn't so shitty.
[Ab] _ Talking bout, you trying to come through the back though.
She ain't got no back though.
What she talking smack bout?
Male bashing [Gm] with Mary J. _
Like Queen [Ab] Latifah, she must be gay.
In my radio, you [Bb] get no [Ab] play. _
_ Not today. _ _ _
What the fuck happened to MTV?
[G] _
Why these wack people get to [Bb] make a CD?
I don't know man.
_ Look at 50 Cent.
He don't move his mouth when he rapping man. _ _
He be rapping like Mike Tyson or something, you know what I'm saying?
_ He don't move his mouth. _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Open your mouth! _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ I'll teach you how to stunt. _
Teach me how to stunt?
They need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt.
Get fat, get drunk, and [Bb] take it easy.
And stop making songs so cheesy.
Now Manny Fresh [Bb] is actually [Ab] fresh.
And Julien now, [Bbm] I like his [Ab] style.
But the worst rapper I ever [Bb] heard [G] man, is the [Ab]
wack ass motherfucking Birdman.
What about Silk the Shocker?
My name is Silk and I'll shock you.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Abm] I've just been shocked by Silk the Shocker. _