Chords for Afroman - Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags) (Official Music Video)

_ You know what I'm saying?
[Fm] In the Rolls Royce.
[Ab] What?
Yeah, doing more [Gb] than me.
She [B] rolled out of the window like,
[Gb] oh, is that your car?
How you doing, [Db] man?
Your name Afro, man.
Hey, April, man.
[C] Did you hit it or what?
_ [F] _ I [C] guess you hit it then, huh?
[Bb] I guess you hit it.
You know what I'm [Bbm] saying?
I hit it.
[Em] Hey, but [Fm] let me tell y'all about this story.
[N] Hey, I woke up in bed, man.
No, pay attention, though.
You know what I'm saying? _
[F] _ You know.
Shh.
[A] _ Shh. _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] [C] Whoo!
Good morning, ladies.
_ [G] First, I'm going to start off like this.
Hey, help me sing [Bm] it, homeboy.
[Am] Come on.
Said code 45 and two zigzags.
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the park, cat the dog, smoke that.
As the motherfuckers burn, we can take our time
singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit [B] the bullshit.
Show yourself, take from here to Hong [F] Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my dick.
Pick out the seeds and [C] stems.
Feel it high as hell, flying through Palmdale.
Skating [G] on deck and rims.
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac move to build.
If I take some Mercedes, just don't sell.
I bet my cabbie will.
Well, it was just sundown in a small white town.
[Am] They called it Eastside Palmdale.
[G] When the Afro man walked through the white [D] land,
houses went up [G] for sale.
I was standing on the corner selling rap CDs
when I [B] met a little girl named Jan.
[G] I let her ride in my Caddy because I didn't know
her daddy [E] was the leader of the cool club clan.
We on the bed, on the floor.
So long I grew a fucking Afro.
Then I fucking to the left, to the right.
She [C] fucking to the turn [G] right.
I thought to myself, sheba, sheba, [Em] got [Bm] my fucking [Am] life.
You see, [G] bro, I pulled up my clothes
and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up
[Am] So I ran, I jumped out the back window.
But her daddy, he was waiting with a two-by-four.
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right.
The mother fucker took my ass all night.
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad.
[N] That's the best damn shit I ever had.
I got a bag of shit and a [Am] bottle of wine.
I'm a fucking step up just one more time.
Go 45 and two zigzags.
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the club, grab [C] the dog, smoke that. _
And as a girl, we can take our time
singing them birdie rap songs.
Stop and hit [E] the white Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[B] So roll, roll, roll my [C] dick.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feeling high as hell, plying through Palmdale.
Skating on Dayton rims.
Come on.
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build.
Impotent semisitties just don't sell.
I bet my cabbie will.
I met this lady in Hollywood.
She had green hair, but damn, she looked good.
I took her to my [C] house because she was fine.
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger [N] than mine.
I met this lady from Japan.
Never made love with an African.
I fucked her once.
I fucked her twice.
I ate that bitch like shrimp fries.
Don't be a man.
That's the stories I tell [Dbm] you.
I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big tits.
So I hopped in her [G] like a kangaroo.
See, I met this woman from Hawaii.
Stuck it in her.
She said, aye, [Dm] lips was brand new.
This bitch was lung thinner.
Fussed it over with a Hawaiian pun.
Met Colonel Sanders' [G] wife in the state of Kentucky.
She said, I brought some chicken if you [A] just.
What the fuck?
It was a crime.
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.
Go 45 and two zigzags.
Baby, that's all we need.
Come [F] on.
We can go to the ball, got the dog, smoke that.
And as a girl, we can take our time.
Singing them birdie rap songs.
Stop and [Abm] hit the floor.
Chicken toes sell taste from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, [N] roll my dick.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feeling high as hell.
Flying through Palmdale.
Skating on the wall.
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