Chords for Afroman-Crazy Rap (Colt 45)
Tempo:
95.8 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
B
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Wait a minute man, it was this blind man, right?
It was this blind man, right?
He was filling his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market.
You know I'm saying he stopped he took a deep breath.
He said
[D] Good morning ladies
[N]
[C]
[D] I tell you all these [Ab] motherfuckers
[Am]
Baby that's all we need
We go to walk at the dog smoke that gum we have the marijuana burn we can take our time
singing them [D] dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the ball like teaching John this bill takes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my jump pick out the season [C] stems
My do palm scale no breaking ribs so roll roll the 83 Cadillac
If I take some CDs just don't say I bet my cabbie wheel
[G] Well, it was just sundown in a small white town.
[Am] They call it eastside palm
[G] Afro man walk through the white land [D] houses went up for sale
[G] Standing on the corner selling rap CDs when I met a little [A] girl named Jan
[Eb] I had a [G] ride in my daddy cuz I didn't know it was the leader of the cool club
We fucked on the bed fucked on the floor
[B] Oh fuck so long.
I grew a fucking afro then I fucked to the left
I fucked to the right, she sucked my [G] dick to the shit turn white
Up to myself she but [A] she [B] got my ass looking [C] like a [G] zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way until I did [Bm] it pulled up in the [F] Chevrolet
So I ran I jumped out the back window, but I daddy he was waiting with a two-by-four
Oh, [Ab] he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night, but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad.
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of [Em] weed and a bottle of wine
I'ma fuck them kids [Gb] just one more time
Go 45 and 2 zigzags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the dog, got the dog, smoke that dumb weed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them [N] birdie rap songs
Stop and hit the plug like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe DeVille
Imitate some of these just don't sell
I bet my cabbie will
I met this lady in Hollywood
[Em] She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house cause she was [B] fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed [Am] at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in [Dm] her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said,
Aye!
Lips was breakfast, pussy [A] was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian pun
Met Colonel Sanders' wife [G] in the state of Kentucky
She said, I brought some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Coke 45 and two zig zags
Baby that's [C] all we need
We can go to the ball, cat [Bm] the dog, smoke that tumbleweed
[C] And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the blunt like Cheech and Cho
And some kicks from the home dog
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
And her titties worth the deal with Hennessy
That [G] country music really drove me crazy
But I rolled that ass and [B] said, yes Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy [C] in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
[B] Met a [C] real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned to a white albino
Fucked this nigger in Iowa
I fucked the wrong credit, so I owe her
Fucked [Ab] this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, menopause I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the [D] border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported
Go 45 and 2 zigzags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the [F] ball, cat the dog, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the blunt like Cheech and Cho
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the city's stamps
Heaving high as hell, flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
Tell my city's just don't sell
It was this blind man, right?
He was filling his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market.
You know I'm saying he stopped he took a deep breath.
He said
[D] Good morning ladies
[N]
[C]
[D] I tell you all these [Ab] motherfuckers
[Am]
Baby that's all we need
We go to walk at the dog smoke that gum we have the marijuana burn we can take our time
singing them [D] dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the ball like teaching John this bill takes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my jump pick out the season [C] stems
My do palm scale no breaking ribs so roll roll the 83 Cadillac
If I take some CDs just don't say I bet my cabbie wheel
[G] Well, it was just sundown in a small white town.
[Am] They call it eastside palm
[G] Afro man walk through the white land [D] houses went up for sale
[G] Standing on the corner selling rap CDs when I met a little [A] girl named Jan
[Eb] I had a [G] ride in my daddy cuz I didn't know it was the leader of the cool club
We fucked on the bed fucked on the floor
[B] Oh fuck so long.
I grew a fucking afro then I fucked to the left
I fucked to the right, she sucked my [G] dick to the shit turn white
Up to myself she but [A] she [B] got my ass looking [C] like a [G] zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way until I did [Bm] it pulled up in the [F] Chevrolet
So I ran I jumped out the back window, but I daddy he was waiting with a two-by-four
Oh, [Ab] he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night, but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad.
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of [Em] weed and a bottle of wine
I'ma fuck them kids [Gb] just one more time
Go 45 and 2 zigzags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the dog, got the dog, smoke that dumb weed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them [N] birdie rap songs
Stop and hit the plug like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe DeVille
Imitate some of these just don't sell
I bet my cabbie will
I met this lady in Hollywood
[Em] She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house cause she was [B] fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed [Am] at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in [Dm] her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said,
Aye!
Lips was breakfast, pussy [A] was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian pun
Met Colonel Sanders' wife [G] in the state of Kentucky
She said, I brought some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Coke 45 and two zig zags
Baby that's [C] all we need
We can go to the ball, cat [Bm] the dog, smoke that tumbleweed
[C] And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the blunt like Cheech and Cho
And some kicks from the home dog
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
And her titties worth the deal with Hennessy
That [G] country music really drove me crazy
But I rolled that ass and [B] said, yes Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy [C] in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
[B] Met a [C] real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned to a white albino
Fucked this nigger in Iowa
I fucked the wrong credit, so I owe her
Fucked [Ab] this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, menopause I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the [D] border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported
Go 45 and 2 zigzags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the [F] ball, cat the dog, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the blunt like Cheech and Cho
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the city's stamps
Heaving high as hell, flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
Tell my city's just don't sell
Key:
G
C
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B
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D
Wait a minute man, it was this blind man, right?
It was this blind man, right?
He was filling his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market.
You know I'm saying he stopped he took a deep breath.
He said _
[D] _ _ Good morning ladies
[N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] I tell you all these [Ab] motherfuckers
_ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ Baby _ _ _ that's all we need
We go to walk at the dog smoke that gum we have the marijuana burn we can take our time
singing them [D] dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the ball like teaching John this bill takes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my jump pick out the season [C] stems
My do palm scale no breaking ribs so roll roll the 83 Cadillac
If I take some CDs just don't say I bet my cabbie wheel
[G] Well, it was just sundown in a small white town.
[Am] They call it eastside palm
[G] _ Afro man walk through the white land [D] houses went up for sale
[G] Standing on the corner selling rap CDs when I met a little [A] girl named Jan
[Eb] I had a [G] ride in my daddy cuz I didn't know it was the leader of the cool club
We fucked on the bed fucked on the floor
[B] Oh fuck so long.
I grew a fucking afro then I fucked to the left
I fucked to the right, she sucked my [G] dick to the shit turn white
Up to myself she but [A] she [B] got my ass looking [C] like a [G] zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way until I did [Bm] it pulled up in the [F] Chevrolet
So I ran I jumped out the back window, but I daddy he was waiting with a two-by-four
Oh, [Ab] he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night, but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad.
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of [Em] weed and a bottle of wine
I'ma fuck them kids [Gb] just one more time
Go 45 and 2 zigzags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the dog, got the dog, smoke that dumb weed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them [N] birdie rap songs
Stop and hit the plug like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe DeVille
Imitate some of these just don't sell
I bet my cabbie will
I met this lady in Hollywood
[Em] She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house cause she was [B] fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed [Am] at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in [Dm] her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said,
Aye!
Lips was breakfast, pussy [A] was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian pun
Met Colonel Sanders' wife [G] in the state of Kentucky
She said, I brought some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Coke 45 and two zig zags
Baby that's [C] all we need
We can go to the ball, cat [Bm] the dog, smoke that tumbleweed
[C] And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the blunt like Cheech and Cho
And some kicks from the home dog
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
And her titties worth the deal with Hennessy
That [G] country music really drove me crazy
But I rolled that ass and [B] said, yes Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy [C] in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
[B] Met a [C] real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned to a white albino
Fucked this nigger in Iowa
I fucked the wrong credit, so I owe her
Fucked [Ab] this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, menopause I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the [D] border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported
Go 45 and 2 zigzags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the [F] ball, cat the dog, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the blunt like Cheech and Cho
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the city's stamps
Heaving high as hell, flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
Tell my city's just don't sell _ _ _ _ _ _ _
It was this blind man, right?
He was filling his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market.
You know I'm saying he stopped he took a deep breath.
He said _
[D] _ _ Good morning ladies
[N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] I tell you all these [Ab] motherfuckers
_ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ Baby _ _ _ that's all we need
We go to walk at the dog smoke that gum we have the marijuana burn we can take our time
singing them [D] dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the ball like teaching John this bill takes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my jump pick out the season [C] stems
My do palm scale no breaking ribs so roll roll the 83 Cadillac
If I take some CDs just don't say I bet my cabbie wheel
[G] Well, it was just sundown in a small white town.
[Am] They call it eastside palm
[G] _ Afro man walk through the white land [D] houses went up for sale
[G] Standing on the corner selling rap CDs when I met a little [A] girl named Jan
[Eb] I had a [G] ride in my daddy cuz I didn't know it was the leader of the cool club
We fucked on the bed fucked on the floor
[B] Oh fuck so long.
I grew a fucking afro then I fucked to the left
I fucked to the right, she sucked my [G] dick to the shit turn white
Up to myself she but [A] she [B] got my ass looking [C] like a [G] zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way until I did [Bm] it pulled up in the [F] Chevrolet
So I ran I jumped out the back window, but I daddy he was waiting with a two-by-four
Oh, [Ab] he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night, but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad.
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of [Em] weed and a bottle of wine
I'ma fuck them kids [Gb] just one more time
Go 45 and 2 zigzags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the dog, got the dog, smoke that dumb weed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them [N] birdie rap songs
Stop and hit the plug like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe DeVille
Imitate some of these just don't sell
I bet my cabbie will
I met this lady in Hollywood
[Em] She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house cause she was [B] fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed [Am] at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in [Dm] her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said,
Aye!
Lips was breakfast, pussy [A] was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian pun
Met Colonel Sanders' wife [G] in the state of Kentucky
She said, I brought some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Coke 45 and two zig zags
Baby that's [C] all we need
We can go to the ball, cat [Bm] the dog, smoke that tumbleweed
[C] And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the blunt like Cheech and Cho
And some kicks from the home dog
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
And her titties worth the deal with Hennessy
That [G] country music really drove me crazy
But I rolled that ass and [B] said, yes Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy [C] in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
[B] Met a [C] real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned to a white albino
Fucked this nigger in Iowa
I fucked the wrong credit, so I owe her
Fucked [Ab] this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, menopause I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the [D] border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported
Go 45 and 2 zigzags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the [F] ball, cat the dog, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the blunt like Cheech and Cho
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the city's stamps
Heaving high as hell, flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
Tell my city's just don't sell _ _ _ _ _ _ _