Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags) Chords

Wait a minute man.
It was this blind man, right?
It was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market.
You know, I'm saying he stopped he took a deep breath.
He said _
[Am] _ _ Good morning ladies
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That's how we need we go to walk out the dog smoke that we _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ As the marijuana
Just sundown in a small white [Am] town they call it eastside
[G] _ Afro man walk through the white [D] land houses when I [G] was standing on the corner selling rap CDs when I met [Am] a little
[Em] Cuz _ [G] I didn't know it was the leader of the cool [Am] club
We fucked on the bed fucked on the floor
Oh so long I grew a fucking afro then I fucked to the left
Fuck to the right suck [G] my dick to the shit turn white
I thought to myself she but she [C] got my [B] ass looking [C] like a [G] zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way until I [Bm] daddy pulled up in the [F] Chevrolet
So I ran I jumped out the back window, but a daddy he was waiting with a [Am] two-by-four
Oh, we [C] beat me to the left.
He beat me to the right the motherfucker who my ass all right
I ain't mad at her prejudice dad.
That's the best damn pussy I [A] ever had
_ _ [Em] _ I'm a
_ [Am] _ _ Two zigzags, baby, that's all we need come on
We can go to dog at the dog smoke that bum we and as a marijuana burn we can take [A] our time
singing in birdie rap songs
Stop hit the ball like teaching [N] chung.
It's ill taste from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out the season stems
Feeling high as hell flying through Palmdale skating on Dayton rims come on so roll roll the 83 Cadillac
_ _ Imitates them asked me these just don't say I bet my [Abm] cabbie will [F] I met this lady in Hollywood
[C] She had green hair, but damn she looked good took her to my house cuz she was fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
_ [Ab] _ [Am] From Japan never made love with an [G] African
_ [Am] _ _ _ Woman _ _ _ _ _ _ in the heart of Australia had a big button big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a [G] kangaroo see I met this woman from Hawaii
Snuck it in her ass and [C] she said oh
Lips was brainless pussy was love dinner titties busted open with the white
[B] Turtles wife in the state of Kentucky.
She said I brought some chicken if you [C] just fuck me came in her mouth
It was a crime that I gave her my super blend of herbs and spices
Go 45 and to zigzags, baby.
That's all we need
We can go to the wall at the dog smoke that dumb
We and as a marijuana burn we can take our time singing them dirty rap songs
Stop hit the bar like teaching _ _ _ _
I'm at Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy that country [G] music really drove me crazy, but [Am] I rode that [G] and said yes, miss Daisy
_ [E] _ _ Let _ [Am] _
this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again better real black
_ To a white Albina
This hunger in Iowa.
I fucked her on credit.
So I owe her
_ [G] Down in Georgia came in _ _
_ _ Sexy ho she just ran across the border of [D] Mexico
Said her name's Maria
Like a hot tortilla.
[Cm] I want to give me everybody can't afford it.
I know I'm a crowd when she get deep
Lord it go 45 and to zigzags, baby.
That's all we need.
Come on, we can go to [A] the wall
at the dog smoke that [F] dumb we
Another marijuana burn we can take our time singing them dirty rap songs
Stop hit the bar like teaching choking still [C] taste from [N] here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joy pick out the season stems
Feeling high as hell blind to [C] pondils skating on Dayton rims.
Come on, so roll roll the _ _ _ _ _ _
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