Chords for Afroman - Back on the Bus

_ _ Alright, I want you boys to come up here and get a microphone.
And I want you to [Em] sing like me.
You understand [D] me?
Huh?
_ [Gm] _ _ _ [F]
Ah, yeah.
_ [G] And sing that one more time for us.
[Fm] Ooh, [Dm] yeah.
_ _ [G] That sound alright.
Come on.
_ [F]
[D] Ah, yeah.
But what is it?
[G] Hey, tell these folks [F] your name, [Dm] nigga.
Ain't nobody but the Afro [G] Man.
Ha ha, good Lord.
Come on.
[F] Get [D] on down.
Yeah, yeah.
[G] Make me want to sing a little [F] something for you.
Come on.
[Am] Makes everybody want to clap their [G] hands.
That's alright.
[F] Get [D] on down.
Yeah, [G] yeah.
[F] Look at you.
[Dm] Boom, bang, pop, [G] now.
Jesus, what am I [Fm] going to do [Dm] now?
I think my feet just about to [Gm] explode.
I need to pull over to the [F] side of the [Dm] road.
My car is smoking.
I'm losing my [Gm] vision.
I hope I don't get into a [Fm] traffic [Dm] collision.
I'm calling on Jesus, my great [G] Jehovah.
While I fight traffic, trying [Fm] to get [Dm] home.
But I thought to myself, oh my [Gm] God.
That sound like my [F] engine rotting.
[Dm] Man, I'm so stuck.
I got no [Gm] luck.
Got to walk ten miles just to [F] call a tow [Dm] truck.
It's been three hours and the pump can't [Gm] run me.
Highway patrol pulling [Dm] up behind me.
Is this your car?
Yes, sir.
Well, [Gm] prove it.
By the way, you got four [F] hours to move it.
If [A] you're still here, when I come back [G] around.
Your car's headed downtown [F] through the impound.
Back on the bus.
[G] Should I get a transfer?
_ [Fm]
[D] Car broke down.
Yeah.
[G] _ Get on [F] down.
[D] Just got a job.
[G] Just got hired.
[F] Way [Dm] across town.
[G] Oh, yeah.
Oh, [F] yeah.
[D] Got to hit pretty hard until the biggie busts [Gm] out.
Got to hit pretty hard until the [F] biggie busts out.
[D] Get on down.
_ _ [G] Hit pretty hard until the [F] biggie busts [D] out.
Got to hit pretty hard until the biggie busts [G] out.
_ _ [Am]
Get on down.
Yeah.
[Gm] _ _ _ [F]
[D] My car got towed by a credit [G] stop.
I know tomorrow morning I'll be at the bus [D] stop.
I told my girl the bad news at the [G] bar.
She said, oh, baby, you can use my [D] car.
She said, come to my house for the rest of the [G] night.
Now I make every little thing all [D] right.
She gave me the key the very next [F] day.
I put on my clothes and jumped on the [A] freeway.
I turned on the radio.
The bass was [G] rocking.
All of a sudden, man, I [F] heard something [Dm] knock.
And I thought to myself, oh, my [G] God, that sounds like her [F] engine.
I [D] said, damn, man, what's happening, [G] home?
The battery and the oil [F] light came on.
It must be a curse.
This is crazy, [G] bro, because I broke two cars two [Dm] days in a row.
A cop gave me a ride to the pay [G] phone to call a tow truck and [F] get away home.
My girl's going to kiss and my girl's going to [Gm] fuss.
Nobody got a car.
We [F] both on the [D] bus.
Down on the bus, [G] going to get a transfer.
_ [F]
[D] Car broke down.
Yeah.
_ [G] _ _ _ [F] _
[Am] Just got a job.
[G] Just got a job.
[F]
[D] Way across town.
_ [Gm] Yeah.
What you going to do right [F] now?
Come [D] on, y'all.
Got to hip and hop to the biggie bus [G] stop.
Got to hip and hop to the [F] biggie bus stop.
[D] Get on down.
Yeah.
[G] Got to hip and hop to the [C] biggie bus [D] stop.
Got to hip and hop to the biggie bus [Gm] stop.
Got to hip and hop to the [Fm] biggie bus stop.
[D] Get on down.
Yeah.
[G] _ _ _ [F] _
[D] Waiting at the bus stop, me and my [G] girl, trying to move up in the [F] material [D] world.
There's no sequel.
I feel [Gm] equal to the dope kings and the [F] homeless [A] people.
I told Jesus I need an [Gm] answer.
Told the bus driver I [F] need a [Dm] transfer.
I look for a seat.
I thought about [G] money.
I took a deep breath and then I [F] smelled something funny.
[G] One man smelled like an alcoholic.
Another man smelled like a part of a toilet.
I stood in the back with the school children.
Because all them seats smelled just like [A] urine.
Nobody on the bus makes good money.
[Gm] So why these high school kids making [F] fun of [D] me?
I run the bell to bus pass my [Gm] stop.
Man, I had to walk about [Fm] four or five [A] blocks.
Maybe my life wouldn't be this [Gm] hard if I started basketball one more [Fm] time.
[D] When I stop talking, when I stop [Gm] praying, bad things start happening.
You [Fm] know what I'm [D] saying?
I told the bus, [G] can I get a transfer?
[F]
[D] Car broke down.
_ _ [Gm] _ Car broke [Fm] down.
[D] He just got a job.
[G] He got hired.
[F] We [Dm] crossed paths.
_ [Gm] Yeah.
[F] I got to [D] get ready to hop to the biggie bus [G] stop.
I got to get ready to hop to the [F] biggie bus [D] stop.
Get on down.
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [F]
Got to [D] get ready to hop to the biggie [G] bus stop.
Get _ [F]
[Am] on down.
_ _ [G] _ _ [F] Shooby-doo.
What?
[D] Shooby-doo-wah.
[Gm] Shooby-doo-wah.
Shooby-doo [F]-wah.
[D] Yeah.
Shooby-doo that [G] thing.
I just [Fm] can't explain.
[D] Shooby-doo-wah.
[G] Shooby-doo-wah.
Shooby-doo [F]-wah.
Yeah.
_ _ [G] Take me to the bridge right [F] now.
Come [Dm] on, y'all.
Shooby-doo-wah.
I ain't got no [G] car.
Got to save my money in [F] the manager.
Oh, yeah.
_ _ [G] _ Oh, yeah.
I [F] hope I don't panic.
I [D] hope I don't panic.
When I talk to the [G] mechanic.
When I talk to the mechanic.
When [F] I talk to the mechanic.
[D] Baby, you want to holler.
$1,500.
_ [E] _