Chords for Afroman - Colt 45

Wait a minute man.
It was this blind man, right?
It was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market.
You know I'm saying he stopped he took a deep breath.
He said _
_ _ Good morning _ _ _
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_ [E] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [Am] _ [Abm] _ _ _
[D] _ [Am] _ _ [Bm] _ [Am] _ _ Oh
And to zigzags, baby, that's how we need we go to walk out the dog smoke that number we
Have the marijuana burn we can take our time singing them dirty rap [Em] songs
Stop and hit the ball like teaching John the cell takes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my jump pick out the season stems _ _ _
Skate no big in ribs.
So roll roll the 83 Cadillac
If I take some CDs just don't sell I bet my cabbie will well
[G] It was just sundown in a small white town.
[Am] They call it eastside Palm [G] Hill
When the afro man walked through the white man [D] houses went up for sale
I [G] was standing on the corner selling rap CDs [Am] when I met a little girl named Jan
[G] Better ride in my daddy cuz I didn't know what daddy [B] was the leader of the cool club class
We fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fuck so long
I grew a fucking afro then I fucked to the left fuck to the right
I suck my dick to the shit [G] turn right I thought to myself
Sheba sheba [C] got [D] my ass [Cm] looking like a [Gm] zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my [D] way until a daddy pulled up in the Chevrolet
So I ran I jumped up the back window, but a daddy he was waiting with a [Am] two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left.
He beat me to the right the motherfucker [C] who my ass all right
I ain't mad at a prejudice dad.
That's the best damn pussy I [A] ever had
_ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ [A] _ Baby _ _
[Am] that's all we need come on we can go to the [Abm] dog [Gb] at the dog smoke that _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ We
[A] I met this lady in [Am] Hollywood
She had green hair, but damn she looked good [G] took her to my house cuz she was fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
_ From Japan never made love with an African
_ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ Had _ _ _ _ _ _ a big _ _
_ _ _ [G] This woman from Hawaii
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] Pussy was
It _ _ _ _ _ was a _
_ _ _ Baby _ _ _ that's all we need
[G] We go to _ Smoke that [Dm] I
_ [Fm] _ _ [C] _ _
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_ _ _ Met Dolly Parton in Tennessee her titties were with Tennessee that [G] country music really [C] drove me crazy
But I rode that _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ This lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again met a real black
_ To a white out _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] Sexy ho she just ran across the border [D] of Mexico
[C] _ _ _ _ _
[N] _ I
Want to get married, but I can't afford it.
I know I'm a crowd when she get deep
_ _ Baby that's all we need we go to _ Smoke that
And as a marijuana burn we can take our time singing them dirty rap songs
Stop hit the ball like teaching _ _
_ _ _ Over a girl
Plus _ _ _ _ _ you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy what it take us so long
Did a dude walk in that's a big boyfriend and he asked you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain?
You start talking real fast, but he already
So he start beating on your ass now your clothes all muddy.
You know somebody your dick was hard, but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world.
Now.
You still gotta
_ _ _ _ Baby that's