Chords for A 16 Year Old Wrote This Diss About His Mom

So I got an email from a kid named Ross Lemieux.
The subject of the email is,
Help me get a new computer.
And the email goes like this,
Dear Mac, I need your help.
I'm a 16 year old kid named Ross Lemieux.
You and Eminem are my favorite rappers,
and I aspire to be a rapper who makes millions.
The only problem is my mom won't buy me a computer to record my music on.
Really?
That's a fucking complaint?
Really?
She fucking pisses me off, bro.
It's bullshit.
This email is very hard to read,
but I'm gonna do it, and you're gonna follow along.
Don't go anywhere.
Just trust me.
She fucking pisses me off, bro.
It's bullshit.
She gave my brother a car for college, which is the_
She gave my brother a car for college, which is the same, if you ask me.
She says I have to get a job, but fuck a job.
I know my true calling is being a rapper like Slim Shady. _ _
Since I have no way of recording,
can you please record this diss track for me to my bitch mom
and help me change her mind?
Oh my god.
_ _ _ P.S. Sorry if the lyrics are a little sloppy.
I'm pissed off, R.N.
Oh, right now.
Sorry if the lyrics are sloppy.
I'm pissed right now.
Ross.
And then the name of the song is
I'm Not Sorry Mama.
_ I think that_
Is that a reference to the Eminem song?
I'm Sorry Mama?
Is that the name of that song?
That's not the name of that song.
Cleaning out my closet is the name of that song.
Anyways, the name of this song is
I'm Not Sorry Mama.
So, without further ado,
16 year old Ross wrote this song about his mother.
Here we go.
Okay, this right here
_ _ is a rap written by a kid named Ross about his mom.
[Ebm] Apparently his mom [Ab] won't buy him a new computer,
so he decided to write a diss song about her.
And I'm gonna rap it for you.
_ _ [Eb] Dear Mom,
Every time I flow I'm the bomb.
Your favorite website is bitch.com.
I'm too fucking lit to mow the lawn.
I'm gonna make a million off my songs.
I'm always right and you're always [C] wrong.
So, fuck you and my stepdad John.
You bought Clark a new truck,
but I can't have a PC.
What the fuck?
[Dm] It's only like 300 bucks.
I even told you I'd pay you back in a few months.
But no, you act like a hoe.
You love Clark more than me. I know.
He goes to college.
Don't remind me.
You're gonna regret when Eminem signs me.
Mom, I love you, but fuck you.
Stop saying get a job.
No, [Bm] bitch, I don't want to.
[Abm] Oof.
[D] _ _ _
Urgh.
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _
So, uh, you know I had to respond to that, right?
[Bm] Ross, son, you need to learn some respect.
This rap is for you. _
Dear Ross,
Why the hell'd you write me all that shit?
Man, you sound like an entitled little prick.
I wanna smack you, punch you, and stone you.
I swear to fucking God, I hope your mother disowns you.
What the [Eb] fuck does she owe you?
You're [Gm] bogus, you slob.
You want a new PC?
Then go get a [D] job.
You're a berm, and you're a reject.
Don't insult your mom, bro.
Learn a little respect.
I got on Facebook and searched for your mom.
I couldn't find her, [Dm] but man, if [G] I could,
I would write her and [Dm] tell her to put you on a bus.
So you could come to my house,
and you could live with us,
and you could just be my new son.
And every single time you act like an asshole,
I'll rip you [Bm] a new one.
If you [B] give me lip, you'll get spanked on the ass.
Now do the fucking dishes and take out the trash.
And by the way, that [Gm] rap fucking sucks.
Don't ever disrespect your mom with that bullshit again.
If you want [D] money, go get a job.
If you want a new [Bm] computer, go get a job.
And respect your mom for being a [G] strong woman
that raised your little punk ass.
_ Bitch.
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