Chords for 27 Styles of Rapping

_ _ _ _ _ I spray rock to the rhythm, got the audience clappin'
Gonna utilize 27 styles of rappin'
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But you know my shit is fatter and they all gettin' dissed
So yes, yes, y'all, I'm too fresh, y'all
Kate Upton got some nice breasts, y'all
But if she ain't got a booty, she ain't gettin' my cheese
[Gbm] She need to do squats and eat her macaroni to cheese
East [Abm] New York from [A] the boogie down Bronx
Where the criminals hang, we pushin' fat whips and criminal [Gb] slang
[Abm] Triple fat [A] goose jackets, Tim boots and black beepers
My style is deadly, you can call me [Fm] the Rap Reaper
Man, I'm from Pali, I ain't givin' a [Cm] fuck
I got a 40-ounce of OE straight, gettin' drunk
You know I'm hangin' at the Marriott with a few bitches
Drive away in [Gm] my six-volt, hittin' all my [Fm] switches
I'm sayin', oh girl, [Cm] I'm a motherfuckin' gangster
_ [Gm] And when you get me pussy, [G] I'm gonna say thank ya
Cause I've [Eb] initiated
The Hyphy movement was so fuckin' incredible
We got the ecstasy, we thizzin' right on fuckin' the schedule
I'm in the cut, I'm gettin' Hyphy
Can you understand me?
It's unlikely, like, like
We go young, all the big varnas
Choppin' cocaine, throwin' gang signs where we from
I get the molly, get a quick taste
Put Mack Drake on the 5-dollar bill, doin' the [C] Thick Face
Man, this the grub style
Okay, you [Bm] gonna sound [Am] tough
No matter what you say [C] What?
I think kittens are cute
I think puppies are cute
Koala [F] bears are cute
I like sloths
Panda bears too
I'm a gangster, like Ryan's Toy [Ab] Review Yeah
I'm from the city and you know it's the town
Ten toes to the turf, put my foes on the ground
Take a whip of black and mild, it's that thug car smell
We move the weight up out the trunk like [D] a drug [Eb] cartel
_ _ _ Uh, [G] I'm not good at [F] my impression of Kanye
[Gm] I bought my girl a Louis Vuitton latte
Master [G] ceremonies, MCs, I'm sorry
You a master, a nun, like Aziz Ansari
[Gb]
Man, I've been crazy
Ever since my girl [D] made a tape [Gb] with Ray J
Cause Ray J my favorite actor and I wanna make part [D] two of him, I [Gb] have to
[Ab] Then I wanna make part three, featuring me, having sex with me
[Bb] Dance in leather pants, [Am] vote Donald Trump
Young, young, uh, young, knackin' the place [Abm] with B.B.
[Am] Got Chris style [Bb] bottles, 200 [Am]-dollar, B-ma
You look [Am] like Janet, diamonds on my Roldex, [Bb] lookin' like [Am] pomegranates
I said, yeah, the kid, [Bb] [Am] I'm not even close
[Bb] _ [Am] I'm so rich, [Abm] I [Am] eat avocado [Bb] toast, let me see your [Dm] titties
I used to rap humble, now what I say is cocky
And saying it's [Gm] stocky like the Goldie from a [Dm] game of hockey
You can hit me in the face to stop me, but my name is Rocky
I'ma make you [Bb] promptly learn MMA and [Dm] go take karate
You gon' have to fight me with a hand grenade
And a Glock, [Am] two cannons, [Gm] chains, and a rock
And a [Dm] bandage taped to your cock
My fuckin' enemies ran away, didn't watch
When I cock back the [Gm] gat and I [N] blam away like a clock
_ _ Aw yeah, [Db] boy
_ All you gotta do is [D] be white [Db] and nasal
And you can be a rap rock [D] singer on [Db] cable
Blah, blah, blah, [D] blah, blah, [Db] blah
Music like [Bb] this sucks, blah, blah, blah, [Ab] blah
Man don't give a fuck competition, you know they get killed in the booth
You know I got a grind like a dentist, so now you get drilled [A] in the teeth
[Ab] Who the fuck said my world come soft?
Man look at enemies like they kumquat
Boy, boy, you [A] look like you're fairy built
Rap works for me, [Gm] you can't affet me, skrrt
[Bbm] Vada, vada, vada, vada
[Gm] Vada, [Bbm] vada, vada, vada, vada, [G] vada, vada, [Gm] vada
Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt
[Bbm] Bad bitches
[Gm] Vada, vada, vada, vada, vada, vada, [Bbm] vada, [Fm] vada
Huh, I'm a drug dealer that'll creep up on you
All I want is cocaine and three cheese lasagna
Huh, I got a yacht where I go relax
I spend a million bucks on [Ab] some little Debbie [Cm] snacks
Bounce, you know I almost got a dieting part
I hit a Kia Coat in my Pat Tigers butt
Huh, counting cash money, I don't need a visa
I can't rap, man I'm hungry, [Ab] I need a pizza Huh
_ [Ebm] _ Nope, I gotta draw the line here man
I'm not doing a fucking Jamaican accent Next
_ [Abm] _ [Fm] [Gb] Listen to me [Abm] with a kicky sick rap flow
[Fm] Girl, [Db] sippy [Abm] XO's like it's Tic Tac Toe
The beats are all jazzy and the rhymes are fresh
This style [C] was perfected [Ab] by a tribe called Quest
[Gb] But on the west [D] coast, [Abm] D-E-L and high [C] road
Did it [Gb] too when we [Abm] rocked the phone to [Ebm] micro
Take jazzy [B] underground hip hop on [Fm] vinyl
[E] Didn't talk [B] about violence, it was more mindful
_ _ [Am] Take a [Em] bloody ax and walk through [Fm] a haunted house
Smoke a dead [Eb] body till I get cotton [Am] mouth
Eat their [Em] motherfucking brain and their [F] fucking toes
Family for [B] life, [Am] juggalo, woo woo
I'm [F] slamming Cadillac doors
Switching lanes, wood grain
[B] Riding Chevy on [Am] Vogue's
Candy paint on my dick
Man these hoes can't chill
Sap Texas motherfucker, [Dm] we just way too real
_ [B] _
[G] Uh, you know I be in the club
Me and my thugs [E] got VIP in the club
[G] I say the same line [Bm] in the club
Cause you know the word club always rhymes with the club
Uh, [G] I love the [Em] club, let's go to the club
I got my girlfriend, my wife, and my hoe with the club
Club, club, club at the club
The seal don't dance, he getting [F] clubbed at the club
Oh girl, you [D] and me should lock down
Oh, kiss me on my big ass [F] eyebrows
Girl, [D] I'm so unlucky
Rihanna, you strap on, wish you fucked [F] me
Oh, cause [G] I, I [Dm] sing about my mom
Like she's my girlfriend
My mom's my girlfriend
Oedipus, girl, [B] don't you start now
Oh, you want my heart now
Oh, you want some loving
But I don't shove and pull up the [C] sheets and fart now
Uh, [G] [C] okay
[F] Yeah, y'all, [C] dismiss the [G] 305
Mommy, [C] move that [F] booty if you love particle science, y'all
[Bbm] Ayo, God, kung [F] fu death grip
Brush your [Bbm] head like a watermelon
[Am] Pour the candle wax on a [Bbm] spotted leopard
Fly, it need a tracksuit
120 apple flavored golden [A] pussy
Rock a winter coat made out of crab [Fm] legs
Girl, my gold teeth make [Em] me cuter than an otter, [Fm] otter
I be sipping hot syrup, [Em] syrup like it's water
[Bb] See a thick bitch as she wiggle her ass
I am a fucking baller, [Ebm] man
I'm gonna throw up my cash
Man, I'm from Memphis, Tennessee
Land of the players and pimp
It doesn't matter what the beat sound like
[Bbm] I'm rapping like this
[Cm] _
God, are you listening?
[Bm] _ Please help me stop fucking strippers
[Cm] And make me do an album with Mac Lethal
_ [G] _
_ _ _ Chaw!
[C] Sipping fine wine, it's time, nine
Design lines, time lines, fine
I climb vines [Bm] like Einstein
Taking a pint, shine a kind, fine
It's rhyme time, stick it to chop a flick
And it's [Cm] my time, and I shine
I grind behind dimes, divide spines, prime rhyme slime
And nine plus nine [Bm] is 18
Minus nine is nine, and I'm nine
As long as I'm nine, everybody knows that I'm [N] fine Chaw! _
_ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I'm from Harlem, that means I'm [Bbm] forever the man
But what that mean?
That means I'm [Ebm] forever the man
Bitches wanna get married, never no chance
Mommy just desperate for a [Db] ring like Kevin Durant _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _