Chords for For the Couple That Was Fighting at the Coffee Shop
Tempo:
86.15 bpm
Chords used:
Cm
Ab
Gm
Eb
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Cm] [Eb]
[Ab]
I wrote this in a coffee shop, next to a random couple, arguing [Eb] and fighting, relationship and trouble.
[Cm] I was eavesdropping, listening to him argue, he was empty of [Ab] emotion, she had a heart full,
I decided to be artful and write this.
The [Cm] girl had tears in her eyes, the guy was sitting like this.
Both of them just thought that they were right, but this was wrong.
I decided I would help them out and that they need a song, written by an outsider with no
dog in the fight.
I objectively heard both sides, now I'm solving the fight.
And just so I can make it crystal clear, this couple had no idea that I was sitting there.
So listen here, if you were [Eb] the couple at the filling station coffee shop on Johnson
Drive in Kansas, [Gm] 11am on March 20th, [Ab] I'm sorry for the song that I threw [C] together, but I
hope y'all work this [G] shit out, cause y'all look cute [Cm] together.
Now the girl, her name was Aspen, [Eb] I know [Gm] that cause the guy kept saying it, angrily [Cm] full
of passion, and his name was either Brendan or Britton.
[Gm] I couldn't make it out from [Cm] the table that I was sitting, he was saying [Ab] Aspen.
It's been months since we had [Gm] sex, all you do is act sad [Eb] and act stressed.
[Ab] All you do is act depressed and act [Gm] mopey.
I sleep next to you every night but [Cm] feel lonely.
[Ab] Lowkey, I think you hate me.
If you [Gm] ain't attracted to me, why the fuck you ever [Cm] choose to date me?
When I try to kiss you, [Fm] you just push me away.
[Gm] I used to have your heart [C] until you put it away.
Damn, [Ab] I didn't know you could handle [Eb] this involvement.
Am I that disgusting to you?
Am I [Ab] that repulsive?
All I wanna do is kiss and touch, but you've gone [Gm] cold on me.
Life is always tense, it's rough.
And she said, [C] wait, wait, wait, it's like you never listen once.
We used to make love, now to you I'm just a fuck.
I work all day, I get home, you don't say shit.
You just play your stupid [Cm] fucking Xbox in the basement.
You never talk to me, never ask me how my day went.
And then you expect me to be turned on and get naked?
What happened to the charming conversation that we used to have?
You used to smile at me, hold my hand, you used to grab me.
Right when I would walk in the door and tell me I was beautiful.
Now we don't talk anymore.
I didn't know you could handle this involvement.
Am I that disgusting to you?
Am I that repulsive?
If you were the couple at the filling station coffee shop on Johnson Drive
in Kansas, 11 a.m. on March 20th.
I'm sorry for the song that I threw together, but I hope you'll work
this shit out because y'all look cute together.
And honestly, I'm just being objective.
Both [Eb] of you suggested you were being neglected.
But from an outsider's perspective, both of you should take the passion
that [Cm] you feel and redirect it.
[Gm] Brendan, Brittany, whichever one your name is.
I hope that you can take advice given by a stranger.
Your girl has needs that require understanding.
She needs to truly feel that you're her man and [Cm] companion.
Talk to her.
And when she talks, listen, fix shit around the house.
Pay [C] attention.
She needs to feel once away more than part of the time.
A lot of time for [Fm] women for a play starts in the [Cm] mind.
And Aspen, I hope you understand at the end of the [Fm] day,
your boyfriend's not a boy.
He's still the fucking man.
Sex to him ain't a [Eb] luxury.
It's a need attention deep inside him.
That's rumbling.
Must be freed.
He's [Fm] low on oxytocin.
Help him see inside the [Bb] blame.
[Cm] Fuck.
Help him reignite the flame.
I promise that that [Ab] unloving asshole will go away
and that warm, loving [G] soul you crave [D] will return.
I hope you both have a wonderful day.
[Ab]
I wrote this in a coffee shop, next to a random couple, arguing [Eb] and fighting, relationship and trouble.
[Cm] I was eavesdropping, listening to him argue, he was empty of [Ab] emotion, she had a heart full,
I decided to be artful and write this.
The [Cm] girl had tears in her eyes, the guy was sitting like this.
Both of them just thought that they were right, but this was wrong.
I decided I would help them out and that they need a song, written by an outsider with no
dog in the fight.
I objectively heard both sides, now I'm solving the fight.
And just so I can make it crystal clear, this couple had no idea that I was sitting there.
So listen here, if you were [Eb] the couple at the filling station coffee shop on Johnson
Drive in Kansas, [Gm] 11am on March 20th, [Ab] I'm sorry for the song that I threw [C] together, but I
hope y'all work this [G] shit out, cause y'all look cute [Cm] together.
Now the girl, her name was Aspen, [Eb] I know [Gm] that cause the guy kept saying it, angrily [Cm] full
of passion, and his name was either Brendan or Britton.
[Gm] I couldn't make it out from [Cm] the table that I was sitting, he was saying [Ab] Aspen.
It's been months since we had [Gm] sex, all you do is act sad [Eb] and act stressed.
[Ab] All you do is act depressed and act [Gm] mopey.
I sleep next to you every night but [Cm] feel lonely.
[Ab] Lowkey, I think you hate me.
If you [Gm] ain't attracted to me, why the fuck you ever [Cm] choose to date me?
When I try to kiss you, [Fm] you just push me away.
[Gm] I used to have your heart [C] until you put it away.
Damn, [Ab] I didn't know you could handle [Eb] this involvement.
Am I that disgusting to you?
Am I [Ab] that repulsive?
All I wanna do is kiss and touch, but you've gone [Gm] cold on me.
Life is always tense, it's rough.
And she said, [C] wait, wait, wait, it's like you never listen once.
We used to make love, now to you I'm just a fuck.
I work all day, I get home, you don't say shit.
You just play your stupid [Cm] fucking Xbox in the basement.
You never talk to me, never ask me how my day went.
And then you expect me to be turned on and get naked?
What happened to the charming conversation that we used to have?
You used to smile at me, hold my hand, you used to grab me.
Right when I would walk in the door and tell me I was beautiful.
Now we don't talk anymore.
I didn't know you could handle this involvement.
Am I that disgusting to you?
Am I that repulsive?
If you were the couple at the filling station coffee shop on Johnson Drive
in Kansas, 11 a.m. on March 20th.
I'm sorry for the song that I threw together, but I hope you'll work
this shit out because y'all look cute together.
And honestly, I'm just being objective.
Both [Eb] of you suggested you were being neglected.
But from an outsider's perspective, both of you should take the passion
that [Cm] you feel and redirect it.
[Gm] Brendan, Brittany, whichever one your name is.
I hope that you can take advice given by a stranger.
Your girl has needs that require understanding.
She needs to truly feel that you're her man and [Cm] companion.
Talk to her.
And when she talks, listen, fix shit around the house.
Pay [C] attention.
She needs to feel once away more than part of the time.
A lot of time for [Fm] women for a play starts in the [Cm] mind.
And Aspen, I hope you understand at the end of the [Fm] day,
your boyfriend's not a boy.
He's still the fucking man.
Sex to him ain't a [Eb] luxury.
It's a need attention deep inside him.
That's rumbling.
Must be freed.
He's [Fm] low on oxytocin.
Help him see inside the [Bb] blame.
[Cm] Fuck.
Help him reignite the flame.
I promise that that [Ab] unloving asshole will go away
and that warm, loving [G] soul you crave [D] will return.
I hope you both have a wonderful day.
Key:
Cm
Ab
Gm
Eb
C
Cm
Ab
Gm
[Cm] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab]
I wrote this in a coffee shop, next to a random couple, arguing [Eb] and fighting, relationship and trouble.
[Cm] I was eavesdropping, listening to him argue, he was empty of [Ab] emotion, she had a heart full,
I decided to be artful and write this.
The [Cm] girl had tears in her eyes, the guy was sitting like this.
Both of them just thought that they were right, but this was wrong.
I decided I would help them out and that they need a song, written by an outsider with no
dog in the fight.
I objectively heard both sides, now I'm solving the fight.
And just so I can make it crystal clear, this couple had no idea that I was sitting there.
So listen here, if you were [Eb] the couple at the filling station coffee shop on Johnson
Drive in Kansas, [Gm] 11am on March 20th, [Ab] I'm sorry for the song that I threw [C] together, but I
hope y'all work this [G] shit out, cause y'all look cute [Cm] together.
Now the girl, her name was Aspen, [Eb] I know [Gm] that cause the guy kept saying it, angrily [Cm] full
of passion, and his name was either Brendan or Britton.
[Gm] I couldn't make it out from [Cm] the table that I was sitting, he was saying [Ab] Aspen.
It's been months since we had [Gm] sex, all you do is act sad [Eb] and act stressed.
[Ab] All you do is act depressed and act [Gm] mopey.
I sleep next to you every night but [Cm] feel lonely.
[Ab] Lowkey, I think you hate me.
If you [Gm] ain't attracted to me, why the fuck you ever [Cm] choose to date me?
When I try to kiss you, [Fm] you just push me away.
[Gm] I used to have your heart [C] until you put it away.
Damn, [Ab] I didn't know you could handle [Eb] this involvement.
Am I that disgusting to you?
Am I [Ab] that repulsive?
All I wanna do is kiss and touch, but you've gone [Gm] cold on me.
Life is always tense, it's rough.
And she said, [C] wait, wait, wait, it's like you never listen once.
We used to make love, now to you I'm just a fuck.
I work all day, I get home, you don't say shit.
You just play your stupid [Cm] fucking Xbox in the basement.
You never talk to me, never ask me how my day went.
And then you expect me to be turned on and get naked?
What happened to the charming conversation that we used to have?
You used to smile at me, hold my hand, you used to grab me.
Right when I would walk in the door and tell me I was beautiful.
Now we don't talk anymore.
I didn't know you could handle this involvement.
Am I that disgusting to you?
Am I that repulsive?
If you were the couple at the filling station coffee shop on Johnson Drive
in Kansas, 11 a.m. on March 20th.
I'm sorry for the song that I threw together, but I hope you'll work
this shit out because y'all look cute together.
And honestly, I'm just being objective.
Both [Eb] of you suggested you were being neglected.
But from an outsider's perspective, both of you should take the passion
that [Cm] you feel and redirect it.
[Gm] Brendan, Brittany, whichever one your name is.
I hope that you can take advice given by a stranger.
Your girl has needs that require understanding.
She needs to truly feel that you're her man and [Cm] companion.
Talk to her.
And when she talks, listen, fix shit around the house.
Pay [C] attention.
She needs to feel once away more than part of the time.
A lot of time for [Fm] women for a play starts in the [Cm] mind.
And Aspen, I hope you understand at the end of the [Fm] day,
your boyfriend's not a boy.
He's still the fucking man.
Sex to him ain't a [Eb] luxury.
It's a need attention deep inside him.
That's rumbling.
Must be freed.
He's [Fm] low on oxytocin.
Help him see inside the [Bb] blame.
[Cm] Fuck.
Help him reignite the flame.
I promise that that [Ab] unloving asshole will go away
and that warm, loving [G] soul you crave [D] will return.
I hope you both have a wonderful day. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab]
I wrote this in a coffee shop, next to a random couple, arguing [Eb] and fighting, relationship and trouble.
[Cm] I was eavesdropping, listening to him argue, he was empty of [Ab] emotion, she had a heart full,
I decided to be artful and write this.
The [Cm] girl had tears in her eyes, the guy was sitting like this.
Both of them just thought that they were right, but this was wrong.
I decided I would help them out and that they need a song, written by an outsider with no
dog in the fight.
I objectively heard both sides, now I'm solving the fight.
And just so I can make it crystal clear, this couple had no idea that I was sitting there.
So listen here, if you were [Eb] the couple at the filling station coffee shop on Johnson
Drive in Kansas, [Gm] 11am on March 20th, [Ab] I'm sorry for the song that I threw [C] together, but I
hope y'all work this [G] shit out, cause y'all look cute [Cm] together.
Now the girl, her name was Aspen, [Eb] I know [Gm] that cause the guy kept saying it, angrily [Cm] full
of passion, and his name was either Brendan or Britton.
[Gm] I couldn't make it out from [Cm] the table that I was sitting, he was saying [Ab] Aspen.
It's been months since we had [Gm] sex, all you do is act sad [Eb] and act stressed.
[Ab] All you do is act depressed and act [Gm] mopey.
I sleep next to you every night but [Cm] feel lonely.
[Ab] Lowkey, I think you hate me.
If you [Gm] ain't attracted to me, why the fuck you ever [Cm] choose to date me?
When I try to kiss you, [Fm] you just push me away.
[Gm] I used to have your heart [C] until you put it away.
Damn, [Ab] I didn't know you could handle [Eb] this involvement.
Am I that disgusting to you?
Am I [Ab] that repulsive?
All I wanna do is kiss and touch, but you've gone [Gm] cold on me.
Life is always tense, it's rough.
And she said, [C] wait, wait, wait, it's like you never listen once.
We used to make love, now to you I'm just a fuck.
I work all day, I get home, you don't say shit.
You just play your stupid [Cm] fucking Xbox in the basement.
You never talk to me, never ask me how my day went.
And then you expect me to be turned on and get naked?
What happened to the charming conversation that we used to have?
You used to smile at me, hold my hand, you used to grab me.
Right when I would walk in the door and tell me I was beautiful.
Now we don't talk anymore.
I didn't know you could handle this involvement.
Am I that disgusting to you?
Am I that repulsive?
If you were the couple at the filling station coffee shop on Johnson Drive
in Kansas, 11 a.m. on March 20th.
I'm sorry for the song that I threw together, but I hope you'll work
this shit out because y'all look cute together.
And honestly, I'm just being objective.
Both [Eb] of you suggested you were being neglected.
But from an outsider's perspective, both of you should take the passion
that [Cm] you feel and redirect it.
[Gm] Brendan, Brittany, whichever one your name is.
I hope that you can take advice given by a stranger.
Your girl has needs that require understanding.
She needs to truly feel that you're her man and [Cm] companion.
Talk to her.
And when she talks, listen, fix shit around the house.
Pay [C] attention.
She needs to feel once away more than part of the time.
A lot of time for [Fm] women for a play starts in the [Cm] mind.
And Aspen, I hope you understand at the end of the [Fm] day,
your boyfriend's not a boy.
He's still the fucking man.
Sex to him ain't a [Eb] luxury.
It's a need attention deep inside him.
That's rumbling.
Must be freed.
He's [Fm] low on oxytocin.
Help him see inside the [Bb] blame.
[Cm] Fuck.
Help him reignite the flame.
I promise that that [Ab] unloving asshole will go away
and that warm, loving [G] soul you crave [D] will return.
I hope you both have a wonderful day. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _